Brilliant Battle Ridden Christmas Skies

The first epic battle of Christmas was witnessed over the skies of Sydney Australia in a brilliant explosive light show caused by the exchange of magics between Santa Claus and the Anti-Claus.  It seems the Anti-Claus is wasting no time this year in his efforts to thwart Christmas.  Reports indicate that Santa and his reindeer … Read more

Anti-Claus Alert

Santa Claus’s evil twin brother Claude Claus aka The Anti-Claus is often seen scurrying about plotting to destroy Christmas where ever he can.  This generally begins on the winter solstice December 21st.  He’s been known to pose as a mall Santa so be on alert for any suspicious Santa’s when taking your kids to sit … Read more

Werewolf Watch In Effect

The moon is 100% full so conditions are within parameters for werewolf activity although being this close to Christmas has been known to suppress some werewolf transformations due to the vast forces of good marshaled upon the Earth. In addition on Midnight December 21st the full moon fell precisely on the winter solstice combined with … Read more

Emergency Zombie Alert!

A major rising of the dead is now in progress.  In fact it’s even bigger than the one that occurred on Halloween.  So big in fact that the local and County government has gotten involved for the first time in recent history.  We urge you to stay at home with your doors and windows securely … Read more

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