National Tooth Fairy Day

Tooth Fairies are indeed real, and the misconception of there being only one Tooth Fairy is false. They are in essence a rogue union of capitalist fairies who meet paranormal market demand. They know that baby teeth have magical value in various potions, and spells due to children possessing the unique magic of innocence. The same magic marshaled on Christmas, Easter, and even Halloween. So the Tooth Fairies met the need by becoming tooth scavengers. They...