What Did Mystic Investigations Do On Easter Fool’s Day?

On April 1st, 2018 we were cautious while enjoying Easter Sunday festivities as it was also April Fool’s Day. Especially after we had issued an April Fools Easter Alert the day before! On April 1st we generally garner the honor of a visit from The April Fool himself. He’s a prolific paranormal prankster who enjoys embarrassing people whether they simply be supernaturally relevant or pompous asses. In our case hopefully, it’s Mystic Investigations legendary status in the supernatural community. Usually, the Fool mildly vandalizes our website with his goofy content along with personally pranking us. I remember that time he literally turned me into a helium balloon and I floated out the window! It was a shocking and surreal experience! On the lower end of the joke scale, he enjoys teleporting people into crowded area’s completely naked! Our resident demi-mermaid witch Rebecca Abernathy once stepped out of the shower and she was suddenly on Main Street devoid of even a towel! Read The Rest On Our Supernatural Story Blog…

What’s The Story Behind Enchanted Easter?

The Enchanted Easter Bunny And Demigod Jesus Christ
The sensational supernatural story of Easter begins with the Demigod Jesus Christ. It is a celebration of his resurrection after being crucified by the Romans in about 30 AD. As the son of the Omniverse God, he possessed Omnikinetic powers or the full range of psychokinetic powers available in this particular reality. However, they were watered down somewhat as he chose to be born in biological form to experience what it was to live as a human. Despite this, he still should have had no issue overpowering the Romans when they captured him. Certainly, the secret supernatural record shows that the Demigod Christ actively battled the forces of darkness by night while preaching the word of God by day. There is evidence he as a prolific exorcist of demons and slayer of vampires! In reality, he didn’t choose to die for humankind’s sins as that makes no sense. So-called sin is a subjective natural state of any given culture among the wide expanses of parallel Universes, Multiverses, and beyond! Even good and evil appear to meld into a balanced intertwined state at the Macroverse level of reality. An extensive set of experiences and knowledge necessary for humankind’s eventual ascension to Angelhood and eventually Godhood. It is most humans destiny become Omniverse Gods in the grander Macroverse. Read The Rest Of This Supernatural Story On Our Main Website…

Easter Werehare Alert

Today you shall discover enchanted Easter eggs strewn about the brush in a kaleidoscopic array of dazzling colors.  This is the handy work of the worlds only known Werehare that we call The Easter Bunny.  A human Saint cursed within bunny form who turned the tables on evil to marshal the forces of good under the banner of the resurrected Omniverse Demigod Jesus Christ. The Easter Bunny can appear as a normal bunny or as a bipedal humanoid bunny being of at least 6 feet tall! Read More On Our Paranormal Activity Blog…