Author Archives: Xavier Remington

Christmas In July! What Did Santa Claus Do On The Fourth Of July?

The world’s most powerful Demi-Angel, Santa Claus, celebrated American Independence Day despite being neutral, and not holding allegiance to any one nation, other than his own sovereign North Pole City.  The reason being that Mrs. Holly Claus in an American … Continue reading

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Santa Penguins March Forth For Christmas

Adorable Penguins in Japan spread the Spirit Of Christmas forth in good cheer. The merriment of the little fellas dressed as Santa Claus brings joy to all! On Penguin falls behind the group and then attempts to flee the scene … Continue reading

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Crazy Couple Obsessed With Santa Claus

This Saturday Night Live Skit features a crazy couple with an obsessive belief in Santa Claus. So much so that they hold a Christmas party hostage in the grips of their dark madness. This despite the assumption they are humans not … Continue reading

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Is The Grinch Real?

Yes, would you believe the Grinch is a real supernatural being!?!  However, his story was greatly simplified by the infamous author Dr. Seuss in his 1957 book “How The Grinch Stole Christmas!” In reality, the green Grinch was a Gnome helper … Continue reading

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