Blasphemous Black Friday Warning

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Even amid a pandemic people will battle to get their supposedly grand shopping deals! There are other dangers on Black Friday besides catching COVID-19 or the shocking shopping stampedes. A virtual feeding frenzy of blinding greed that can incite fights and possibly get you trampled by a crazy mob hell-bent on saving big money for cheap crap! Ironically many of these so-called doorbuster deals are full of bull!  A large concentration of humans in a state of chaos is the perfect place for practitioners of magic to perform various mystical experiments. This includes direct enchanted experimentation on the crowd or kidnapping a select few.  Those into the dark demonic worship often practice magic that has a nasty habit of sacrificing humans. Something to satisfy their patron demon or dark god of choice to perform their sacrilegious rituals amid the almost zombified crowds of insane shoppers. Indeed those enthralled with greed for material items become vulnerable to the malevolent side of the metaphysical world!

Vampires And Zombies!

Interestingly enough real Zombies have also been known to wander into crowds and feed amid the crazed chaotic atmosphere. They amazingly go totally unnoticed by anyone until it’s too late. Vampires also flock to stores in the dark early morning hours to enter into a deadly feeding frenzy all their own. Run-of-the-mill serial killers and those of a supernatural sort can get in on the alarming action as well. In addition, those with weak minds who enter into a serious state of single-minded material item acquisition, coupled with wanting to hurt anyone who stands in their way, open themselves up to demon possession.

The Monstrous Mammon Loves Your Greed!

One of the few demons who resides in the flesh on Earth, due to posing as a god, is the demon god of greed Mammon. He relishes crazed crowds teeming with lustful greed for all things material. In order to maintain his god façade, his power, and avoid Angel detection he must consume horrifically greedy people on a regular basis. Amid Black Friday shoppers he has a field day harvesting humanity for his diabolical dinners.  Religious artifacts, such as holy water, or crosses, will do little if you are infested with the mental illness of pure greed. Especially if you hold ill will in your heart for anyone who stands between you and your selfish shopping spree.  Mammon may just take a bite out of you right in the middle of the crowd, or even hypnotize you into coming with him.  Although with some of the massive mobs he could probably drag you away kicking and screaming within the crowded chaos without anyone noticing your titanic terror!😈

The Plague Doctor And His Cult

The notorious Plague Doctor and his merry band of diseased minions love less than calm crowds. His mission is to spread disease everywhere in any way he can. He certainly had his dark hand in the 2020 Coronavirus Pandemic. Beware of strange individuals making physical contact with you. If you feel a sharp puncture on your skin it could be a virus or bacteria-laden needle! If someone isn’t wearing a mask as they purposely cough on you with a sinister smirk then they may be an asymptomatic carrier of any number of diseases. If they are a Plague Doctor Cult member then they will have back-up to monitor their diseases spreading along with facilitating an escape if authorities come into play.

Should You Stay Home On Black Friday?

We’re not telling you to completely avoid Black Friday Shopping and stay at home. However, there’s plenty of deals online to be shipped to you or available for curbside pick-up. If you choose to risk it then you need to keep a cool head and calm heart as you dive into purchasing madness.  Don’t let the spirit of greed take your mind and heart over. Otherwise, you are at great risk for various supernatural reprisals, and of course, human justice if you get too out of control! Unfortunately, this won’t help with the zombies, vampires, and practitioners of magic looking to use people for their own nefarious purposes. There’s always a risk when you enter a sea of humanity at any venue on any given day.  Stay safe, and shop serenely this holiday season!

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