Club 13

Club 13 is Woodland Springs premier paranormal hot spot of a night club sort.  A haven for supernatural beings, magical practitioners, and those in the paranormal know to meet with like minded individuals or just hang out. It is a heavily enforced metaphysical neutral zone with various protection spells in place to prevent violence by patrons. As an example this means vampires and vampire slayers are welcome. Yet none may make a move against the other. Even ghosts have been known to shimmy up to the bar without fear of a ghost buster sitting nearby.

The swanky private paranormal club, located at 13 Ducane Court, had it’s grand opening on October 13th, 2013. It’s open seven days a week with it’s standard hours of operation being between 6 PM to 6 AM.  Mystic Investigations was invited to the grand opening but were unable to attend until weeks later since we are beyond busy around Halloween due to exponential increases in paranormal activity!  Since it’s a private club the Supernatural Secrecy Pact doesn’t have to be observed. This allows for stupendous magic shows, displays of psychokinetic powers, and metaphysical abilities beyond that of mere mortals! The enchanted establishment serves all manner of unusual beverages and food amid alluring entertainment.

Who Is Beauregard Ducane?

The enchanted establishment was founded and is run by Beauregard Ducane, an international man of mystical mystery who finally decided to put down roots in our town teeming with paranormal activity. He’s a known globe trotter and adventurer whose traveled the entire planet coming into contact with all manner of supernatural oddities. It’s unknown if he’s supernatural himself but he’s gone up against all manner of evil entities without a scratch. Some claim to have met him centuries ago so he is plausibly immortal. Despite being well known he is at the same time quite secretive about his personal life and origins. For whatever reason everyone fears his trademark sinister stare of disapproval. Such wrong doers tend to leave the establishment at that point if they know what’s good for them! Mystic Investigations own psychic Julia Hathaway has sensed a powerful darkness within him that he keeps at bay.  He’s rarely impressed by anyone unless they have exceptional power or are bewitchingly beautiful. These are the only patrons he will acknowledge or speak to as he usually sits in the background keeping to himself. However, he does sometimes have a sexy lady at his side. Our own Demi-Mermaid Witch Rebecca Abernathy is one of the few people who brings a smile to his usually somber face.

The Enforcer Of Peace At Club 13. Bouncer Mr. Altec

Mr. Altec (We think that’s his first and last name?) is the sole bouncer at Club 13 as he can handle any number of supernatural threats. He’s a seven foot plus tall heavy set hulk of a man! Mr. Altec has displayed his amazing superhuman strength which is the result of being a rare Demi-Sasquatch aka Bigfoot-Human Hybrid.  Yes as disturbing as it may sound his father is a Bigfoot, and his mother is human.  Until we met him we had no idea such an inter-species mating was possible but it’s not surprising since Sasquatch is an extraterrestrial tinkering with a human ancestor.  In recent years we’ve ran into others of his kind as well. Especially related to the Sasquatch Rebellion against human civilization. Altec doesn’t support that movement! Altec is embarrassed by his Bigfoot heritage and is rumored to have most of his insanely hairy body waxed on a daily basis. Not only is he the perfect bouncer due to his supernatural strength but he also carries the Sasquatch immunity to magic. This comes in handy when dealing with wayward witches and warlocks. Although, the Club does have the aforementioned protection spell that prevents harm from coming to anyone unless directed by Ducane or Altec. Of course, no spell is ever a complete solution and there is trouble from time to time.

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