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A Message To All Werewolves & Werewolf Lovers
We recently received a communication from an extremely agitated individual who was angered over our eradication of the Werewolf menace. They did not take kindly to us taking down their…
Super Lunar Eclipse Blood Moon Werewolf Watch
As you may have read in earlier paranormal forecasts, the Yule Moon of December yield smaller timid white furred Werewolves. Humans who have been Werewolves for less than 7 years…
Yule Moon Albino Werewolf Watch
The full Yule Moon of December is imbued with the magical Spirit Of Christmas. Therefore a good number of humans afflicted with the Lycanthropy virus will not transform during the…
Abominable Snowman Yeti Warning
There is unfortunately a dark side to the winter wonderland of the Christmas season. The cold weather, and snow storms allows the terrifyingly dangerous Abominable Snowmen, aka Yeti, to venture away from it’s…
Gobbler Ghoul Warning
A disturbing new paranormal entity has been discovered. Unfortunately this little beast is a threat to your Thanksgiving celebrations. It has been classified as a Gobbler Ghoul. Apparently a large…
Bigfoot Sasquatch Warning
There have been numerous Bigfoot sightings in various forests around North America. This is the time of migration to southern forests since the Sasquatch doesn’t like winter. Despite it’s thick…
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