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Killer FrankenFish Alert!
A mad scientist, named Lars Alsvik, has stolen various GMO fish parts from labs across the country. These genetically modified fish are already considered dreaded notorious Frankenfish! However the mad…
Independence Day Founding Fathers Spirit Warning
In recent years we have had reports of increased Afterlife activity among the Founding Fathers of the United States Of America. In actuality, this paranormal activity was seen to varying…
Summer Solstice Moon Alert
The Summer Of Love is set to flourish with the first Full Moon to fall on the Summer Solstice since 1967! When the Strawberry Moon of June falls on the…
Metaphysical Manhattanhenge Memorial Day Warning
Manhattanhenge, otherwise known as the Mystical Manhattan Solstice, is the biannual alignment of the setting sun with the street grid of the famous New York City borough. As sunset approaches…
Friday The 13th Warning!
Friday The 13th spawns global Paraskevidekatriaphobia, aka the fear of Friday The 13th, along with Triskaidekaphobia, fear of the number 13 itself. These fears foment into a sub-conscious spirit within the human collective…
April Anti-Fool Warning!
April 2nd is Anti-April Fools Day and with it comes the evil mischief of the April Anti-Fool aka the Chief nemesis of The April Fool who blesses us with humiliating…
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