Nymph Alert

The widespread unseasonably warm temperatures across North America has seemingly cut winter off short, skipped spring, and gone straight to summer.  These hot temperature are the product of increased Nymph activity.  Nymphs are minor female deities who are the spirits of our environment including the sky, land, and water.  They have worked on behalf of … Read more

Calamitous Clurichaun Warning

We are issuing an urgent Clurichaun warning as St.Patrick’s Day rapidly approaches due to the many sightings all over the world.  Especially in the United States which may be caused by the unusual warm March weather. Clurichauns, sometimes called Clobhairs, or Anti-Leprechauns, are the evil cousins of Leprechauns who live only to cause havoc, and thwart the … Read more

March Storm Moon Werewolf Warning

With the Storm Moon of March at 99% illumination you can expect numerous Werewolf sightings.  In fact many have been reported thus far.  Especially in places hit by thunder or snow storms.  During March storms the Lycanthropes will display increased aggression.  Luckily the fatalities, and injuries are at a minimum thanks literally to luck. The luck of … Read more

Snow Serpent Warning

The Russians finally penetrated the ancient Antarctic ice Lake Vostok which has been isolated from the world for possibly millions of years.  Almost immediately large sentient serpent beings, that must have evolved under the ice, emerged with a murderous rage over the disruption of their delicate ecosystem.  We only know what their intent was, as … Read more

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