The sinister September Harvest Moon is upon us! In the blissfully ignorant human world it is seen as a serene celestial event that grants us a large low lying Moon which is sometimes a shade of amber or orange. Often beautifully bright in the spacious skies it blesses farmers with additional light to manage their Autumn harvest. Unfortunately, in the secret world of the supernatural the Harvest Moon brings us the wayward wolves of a monstrous mode!🐺
The Wandering Wayward Werewolf
The paranormal powers of the lunar light transforms humans infected with the Lycanthrope virus into Werewolves! Mindless horrors of huge hair out for the flesh and blood of anything that moves! This includes you pal! Thankfully, they are most often in rural areas and steer clear of large population centers. This is reinforced with the Harvest Moon as its lunar energies draw Werewolves to farm fields around the world! Certainly agricultural workers and animals nearby will be facing extra special dangers on what should be pleasantly peaceful Fall nights! Despite this don’t let your guard down in cities as there is always the random Urban Werewolf! Particularly in large city parks. So far we have multiple reports of Werewolf sightings and attacks from around the globe. Naturally, the various governments all have their mechanisms in place to cover up these diabolical disturbances and deeply discredit them as they pull the strings of media outlets!
A number of human Werewolves do lock themselves away in a responsible manner during the full Moon. Although many have no idea they are Werewolves. Especially those just bitten by a Lycanthrope recently. In addition, the Harvest Moon exudes an extra special pull that clouds the judgement of human minds intertwined with demonic Werewolf DNA. The Harvest Moon seems to always have demonic tentacles within its rays as they use Werewolves as a dark communications device. They compel Werewolves at a sub-consciousness level to create what appear to be crop circles in fields.
Hell’s Unwitting Messengers
The Werewolf acts as Hell’s paranormal pens to relay demonic messages via ancient demonic symbols. It sends forth the word to the forces of supernatural darkness as to what the global strategy will be for the Halloween season. A time of chaos as these dark magic masters and blasphemous beings perpetrate perplexing plots to take over the world and drown it in an everlasting shroud of damnation! Luckily there are paranormal professionals who manage to break the clandestine code of these carefully crafted crop circles that lead to many alarming events being thwarted! You may be tempted to destroy the sinister symbols after photographing them with drones for deciphering. However be aware you may anger the farmers, have werewolves still lurking about, and may even find wicked witches flying above on broomsticks reading the symbols! Let us who fight the good fight against these filthy fiends worry about this and take the risk!
Paranormal Protections Against Werewolf Attack!
We recommend not partaking of nocturnal journeys amid the Harvest Moon until it is below 80% of Full. If you want to go outside to enjoy the marvelous Moon then stay near your home so you can run inside at a moments notice! Amazingly enough a sturdy structure ends up being too frustrating for a Werewolf and they will go find easier prey. Vehicles may provide the same protection to a lesser extent as glass may easily be broken. Speed away in a confusing zigzag pattern to escape a sprinting Werewolf. It also wouldn’t hurt to wash your car with holy water. Perhaps float the idea of sponsoring a car wash for charity at your local church. Then be sure to have the Priest bless all the water. You can raise money for a worthy cause and protect a fair amount of people at the same time! When venturing out on full Moon nights we always advise people to wear silver jewelry and religious symbols. These repel Werewolves due to the demon based DNA they possess. There’s also the simple act of loading a Super Soaker with holy water as it delivers great pain upon Werewolves allowing for your immediate escape! If you feel your life is in danger it doesn’t hurt to pray to an Autumn Nymph or Fairy (See Prayer Below). Such invisible enchanted creatures are always nearby in rural locations. They live to not only support Mother Nature but also aid innocent humans. Interestingly enough Mother Earth gives us the herb Wolfsbane as another deterrent for the Werewolf menace! Stay safe as we entered the alluring Autumn season amid the hallowed heart of Halloween!🎃
A Prayer to An Autumn Fairy🍂
Oh blessed Fairy of Fall,
My existence is about to stall,
A Werewolf has made me its prey,
Please guide me away,
Scare the monster astray,
Amen, oh sacred spirit of Autumn!
By Xavier Remington
President Of Mystic Investigations