Drake Alexander

About Drake Alexander

I'm a Scottish 5th generation vampire whose existed for seven centuries fighting against the forces of supernatural evil. I'm also Executive Vice-President, COO (Chief Operations Officer), CLO (Chief Legal Officer), 25% Shareholder, Chief Vampirologist, and active paranormal investigator at Mystic Investigations. http://mysticinvestigations.com/drake-alexander/

Drake Alexander’s 2017 Premonition

The Offices Of Mystic InvestigationsI’m Drake Alexander Mystic Investigations Executive Vice-President. As a boy born, and raised in 13th century Scotland I always thought how lucky it would be to at least live until age 50. I certainly never imagined I’d see the year 2015! I never really thought this far ahead even when I was brought into the eternal enchanted darkness by Enheduanna, aka Duanna Sargon, my vampire mother. I think I envisioned a few centuries ahead initially after becoming a member of the living dead. By the 16th century I did start to think several centuries into the future well into the 21st century. The older I got the more enhanced my powers became.  Among these were occasional psychic visions related to my own life unlike Julia Hathaway’s wide ranging visions. In the late 1800’s I actually had a dream vision of working in my office at Mystic Investigations. It was my first vision of Mystic Investigations, and my furthest vision into the future at the time.

I was sitting at my desk, and the calendar said Tuesday, October 17, 2017. Naturally I was puzzled about a great many things I witnessed including my computer. At the time I thought it was perhaps a mix of a vision, and an odd dream. I was typing away on my keyboard amid sipping a mug of blood when suddenly I heard screams amid gunfire. I ran out of my office, and look down into the lobby from the upstairs balcony. A huge muscular man wearing a black leather trench coat was firing a machine gun declaring that Zack Powers, our bionic boy wonder, must be terminated! Hunter Jackson, our Ex Navy Seal, came out of a secret passage way with his own machine gun, and fired down on the bastard but the bullets just bounced off. I leaped from the balcony, and landed on the attackers back. I bit into his neck but I got nothing but a clear vile tasting fluid of unknown origin. I also ended up breaking a fang on his hard exterior that was not biological in nature. He batted me off him with such force that I crash through the front glass doors into the sunlight. I was blinded by the light as I felt my body burning in the holy sun.

The vision would rotate from me observing like a movie to me being in my own body with all the sensations as if I was there. As I burned it switched to movie, and I saw Rebecca Abernathy, our Demi-Mermaid White Witch, hit the shooter with a blast of lightening energy coming from her hands. It knocked him over but he leaped up at lightning speed, and threw her through a wall. Hunter then took out a rocket launcher while screaming,”Fire in the hole bitches!” He launched it right at the behemoths head blasting it clean off. It was rather obvious at that point it was a mechanical man, or what I now know as an Android. I was crawling to the door lit ablaze with violet colored unholy fire as Rebecca emerged from the wall rubble, and doused me with aquarium water directed to me via her hydrokinetic powers. She pulled me in, and I began rapidly healing.  That’s where the vision ended for me.

I guess the rest of the team wasn’t there that day because it was just us three, and the non-executive office staff who ran for cover under their desks. Presumably Zack wasn’t there because he would have been in school on a Tuesday. I shared this vision with the team the minute we met Zack for the first time years ago so he probably won’t be there that day to begin with. Since I was lucky enough to see the date we’re probably just going to set a trap, and then theoretically my vision will never happen.  It would in essence be a glimpse into a parallel reality we never experienced.

Ultimately though there has to be some reason why I had the vision in the first place.  After all there are countless dangers I never saw coming in my 700 plus years on this Earth.  Perhaps this one is far more dangerous than it appears since it’s just a small portion of that day.  I choose to share this with everyone now because I had the same vision while I slept this morning.  I can’t remember the last time I had a double vision!

The Immortal Keanu Reeves Battles A Vampire

November 19, 2013 – Tokyo, Japan
Keanu Reeves Battles A VampireAs I entered the dark shadows of the Japanese hotel room I caught the familiar scent of a distinctive human blood.  The blood of Keanu Reeves, alias Paul Mounet, to be exact.  Before I could trace its source in the dimly lit room I felt an almost supernatural blow to my head accompanied by a hellish battle cry that ended in a rattling roar of,”Die Vampire!”  It was Keanu roundhouse kicking my vampire skull with a vengeance.  Any normal man would have been knocked out cold but I was merely dazed as I fell on to the king size bed.  I quickly rolled out of the way as he was about to fly down on me with an elbow to my throat.  Keanu’s attack upon me was lightning fast, and relentless. It took all my vampire strength, speed, and agility just to defend myself against what I thought was a simple human.

Keanu Reeves mastery of Kung Fu was beyond anything I witnessed in my over 700 Immortal Keanu Reevesyears of life on Earth!  I myself had trained in a number of martial arts forms around the world.  Unfortunately those skills, and my vampire super abilities were just barely enough to keep him from annihilating me.  Unable to get a word in edgewise to explain myself I began to go on the offensive as best I could.  I allowed my eyes to glow crimson, and fangs to extend.  He wasn’t impressed as his onslaught of precision power focused punches, and kicks continued to rattle my supernatural frame which now felt like I was human again.  Keanu finally foot swept me to the ground, and pulled out a silver stake ready to pierce my living dead heart sending me straight to hell!

July 18, 1889 – Paris, France
(All Spoken Words Were Originally In French)

It was a breathtaking mid summers night as I walked along the Seine River gazing upon the gloriously lit Eiffel Tower.  It had only been erected months earlier at the grand opening ceremony.  I was taking my time enjoying the sights, sounds, smells, and general atmosphere of Paris before attending a performance of Hamlet at the Odéon Théâtre.  I was interested in seeing the talented actor Paul Mounet perform. I had heard good things about him in the elite social circles I frequented.  A friend of mine who knew Paul acquired front row seats for me, and sent word I would like to meet him after the play.

Before I entered the theater I heard screams coming from the back of the building.  There I found two shabbily dressed men accosting a woman whose finely tailored silk dress made it apparent she was of high social standing.  However on closer approach the top of her dress had been ripped off by the filthy fiends revealing her corset.  Before I could intervene a distinguished gentlemen quickly entered the fray taking down both men with martial arts moves I’d only seen in the Far East at that point in time.  Generally a westerner wielding such skill was usually supernaturally immortal in nature.  I consoled the distraught woman while commending the amazing heroism of the man who quickly excused himself to re-enter the theater he had previously stormed out of.  I helped the shocked woman into her horse drawn carriage while examining her driver who had been knocked out cold from a blow to the head.  I looked around cautiously as I bit into my wrist, and drained some of my healing vampire blood into his mouth.  Within a minute he awoke feeling dizzy but able to drive the refined lady home.

Once in my seat I was very surprised to see that the dashing martial arts hero was none Paul Mounetother than the star of the play Paul Mounet.  I surely never heard anything about his extensive martial arts abilities that appeared to be an advanced form of Kung Fu.  The play was most enjoyable, and I relayed my pleasure with Paul’s performance as I introduced myself back stage.  Upon shaking my hand the cordial smile on his face faded a bit while I said,”Hello I’m Drake Alexander“.  He then released his grip, and took a few steps back while forcibly saying,”You are vampire!”  I replied,”Yes sir how could you know that?”  Paul replied,”I have my ways sir.  What are your intentions?”  I then assured him that I was not totally beholden to my demonic bloodline, and I fight to protect humans from the dark supernatural scourge.  He was silent as he stared intensely into my eyes for a bit before declaring,”I believe you.  Certainly your reputation with our mutual friend is sound.”

November 19, 2013 – Tokyo, Japan

Over 100 years later in 1992 I saw my first Keanu Reeves movie, Bram Stoker’s Dracula.   I was shocked to see his striking resemblance to Paul Mounet.  However after living for as long as I have you see the random repeating of facial features.  I would watch Keanu’s movies over the years, and got a greater sense each time that he was Paul.  There was a familiarity to his voice but I only knew Paul’s french accent.  This hunch of mine was only a passing interest since Paul, and I were only occasional acquaintances back in the day.  He was one to never trust vampires or other creatures of the night!  Although the last time I saw him before his faked death we engaged in battle together against a zombie uprising that disturbed a rather swanky party at a grand chateau near a cemetery.  Despite Paul’s appearance of advanced age he fought as well as he had that night I first met him.  Perhaps that should’ve tipped me off he was an Immortal.

The Immortal Keanu Reeves

Subtle mystical glamouring changes his appearance slightly to simulate minimal aging to preserve the range of Keanu’s acting roles.

I was in Hawaii, and decided to fly to Tokyo, Japan on a whim for the “47 Ronin” premier on November 19, 2013.  There on the red carpet I was able to get close enough to pick up the aroma of Reeves with the supernatural scent skills of my vampire nose.  This confirmed that Keanu was Paul Mounet since a vampire always remembers every aroma that dances upon his olfactories.  Before parting ways that night of our first meeting I remember the scent of an odd herbal solution coupled with some manner of magic coursing through his blood.  I would later find out over 100 years later from Mystic Investigations resident witch, Rebecca Abernathy, that is was a glamouring spell.  I had thought it explained how he sensed I was a vampire but it was actually the magical placement of a false facade. I now know he was simulating the aging process. Indeed Keanu Reeves is an Immortal!  This also explains the extensive knowledge of history he had in our conversations at various social functions.  It wasn’t a first class education but rather first hand experience over the centuries.

Neo Matrix ReevesLater after the movie premier I managed to sneak into Keanu Reeves hotel room by hypnotizing his security guards via my vampire mesmerization powers.  Little did I know that was the easy part.  He was more than a match for my vampire abilities during his vicious Kung Fu attack upon me.  Now lying on the floor with a silver stake about to take my life I finally yelled,”Paul I’m the vampire Drake Alexander!  I know it’s you! I mean you no harm!  I’m sorry my curiosity got the better of me!”  He paused for a bit as he studied me carefully.  I added,”As a major A List celebrity this is the only way I could see you!”  He then got up, put the stake away, and extended his hand toward me with a smile.  I accepted, and Keanu helped me up.  He then said,”When it comes to vampires I don’t take any chances! I’m sorry to say when you live as long as I do the memories fade as with any normal human.  Unfortunately my immortality doesn’t equal perfect total recall.  I do remember you now Drake.”  I replied,”I understand.  Many of my kind are the quintessence of evil itself!  I know it’s none of my business but I am deeply curious why I’m not able to sense your immortally. Immortal usually have a very identifiable sanguine scent”

Keanu poured himself a scotch on the rocks, and offered me the same.  We then sat down, and he told me his remarkable story.  Firstly, Keanu’s name actually is Keanu with no surname. Now that the world is so interconnected by the media his Hawaiian-Polynesian name, meaning cool mountain breeze, doesn’t really stand out as unusual in the global culture.  Although he’ll stop using it again for his next identity. Of course he’s hoping science achieves immortality so he can come out of the immortal closet to the world, and not have to worry about being a human guinea pig.  Despite so many people speaking of his immortality these days he doesn’t worry because mainstream society, and governments just think it’s an internet meme.

Keanu Reeves is a rare breed of simple immortal that is born among humans by genetic fluke each generation or so.  The type whose cells simply refuse to die.  This is why his blood didn’t smell supernatural to me. The Telomere’s at the end of Keanu’s Chromosomes simply don’t degrade with each cell division so his cells remain healthy, and don’t produce imperfect aging copies. Keanu has existed for thousands of years. So long in fact that he doesn’t know what year he was born, or how old he exactly is since his memory is like that of any normal human. As you get older the years, decades, and centuries meld together.  Especially during the long period of time without a real calendar system along with shifting calender standards over the centuries. He estimates he’s somewhere between 2000 and 2500 years of age.

Keanu doesn’t have any special powers other than being immortal which include amazing self-healing abilities. He’s somewhat like the immortal animals that exist in abundance on our planet. He said he had some close calls nearly dying from diseases, and injuries but he lucked out over the centuries thanks to his totally excellent DNA that affords him amazing healing abilities, and a first class immune system. Surviving the dreaded Black Plague of the 14th century was the most difficult for him but as everyone else fell prey to the dreaded bacteria he lived on. He even managed to survive a run in with the paranormal progenitor of the Plague known as the Plague Doctor! Keanu is also one hell of a martial arts expert including being a Kung Fu master. A martial arts repertoire so extensive that he could easily hold his own with a 5th generation vampire such as myself.  He told me he’s fought a variety of supernatural beings over the centuries, and developed an almost sixth sense in detecting them.  That’s how he knew I was a vampire that first night we met in 1889.  He choose not to share his immortal status with me back then due to his general mistrust of supernatural creatures who yearn for immortal blood.  However he learned to trust certain witches that he seduced.  Witches who helped wean him off cheesy beards, hair dyes, and make-up to fake his aging.  Before both magical glamour’s, and various measures to fake aging he simply had to move on every 10 years or so to a new life for fear of being branded a spawn of the Devil or some manner of witch himself.  He had several close calls with superstitious mobs hopped up on religious dogma. Those witches also taught him how to put together a bag of herbs, and crystals that hide the smell of his Immortal blood which is why I never knew his true nature!

Despite not being paranormal in nature his birth was caused by something special.  His Polynesiafather, and mother are naturally not Samuel Nowlin Reeves, Jr and Patricia Taylor.  He wanted a mainstream acting career, and payed the couple to be his parents.  Keanu, and a team of experts who create identities for various immortal beings created an entire childhood life for Keanu complete with faked photos, and magically implanted memories into witnesses.  His true father was an ancient Polynesian who took part in an unknown magical ceremony that unintentionally coincided with a dark magic ritual taking place at Stonehenge in Ancient England.  A strikingly beautiful Celtic woman who was to be sacrificed was saved by being sucked into the bright light of the porthole.  She assumed she was killed, and transported to Heaven, aka the Polynesian paradise.  There Keanu was consummated within the Celtic woman thanks to his Polynesian dad.  Nine months later an immortal Keanu was born into this world!

For at least a hundred years Keanu was known as the wise ageless one revered by his people as a savior. However he was forced to leave under a new royal regime that saw him as a threat to the throne.  The people were looking more, and more to Keanu for guidance while ignoring the King. The royal family did not want a King Keanu who was not of royal lineage.  Especially one who would never die…at least by natural causes.  The royal family branded his immortality as evil, and the populace turned on him.  He was forced on to a boat, and cast to sea where he spent several hellish months alone in the open shark infested waters.  He eventually ended up in Hawaii which he found deserted at the time.  So technically Keanu is the first Hawaiian.  He build a better bigger boat, and headed back to sea gradually making his way to the Far East where he began his martial arts training.

After telling me the tales of his centuries of totally excellent adventures we agreed to meet again, and stay in contact with each other.  He also said he’d call if he needed the assistance of Mystic Investigations for any supernatural threats. Mystic Investigations is the paranormal firm out for supernatural justice where I hold the position of Executive Vice-President.  He was deeply interested in our crusade against evil, and he seemed somewhat enamored by a photo of our resident witch Rebecca Abernathy.  I told him she was already taken by Mystic Investigations President Xavier Remington but he said,”That’s never stopped me before!”  We both laughed…sorry Xavier I gave him Rebecca’s number.  I’m sure she told you about his phone call.  Before leaving I asked him to let me know the next time he performs Hamlet at a playhouse so I can relive our old times in Paris.

December 11, 2052

Keanu FutureMystic Investigations Psychic Julia Hathaway had a future vision as I was writing this story.  She saw a supposedly 88 year old Keanu Reeves magically glamoured to look somewhat older.  Although he only looked like he was in his early 60’s.  Naturally he attributed it to good genes, a decent diet, and exercise. Since 2049 cellular repairing Nanobots have been available to the consumer after a consultation, and recommendation from a special nanotech physician specialist.  Keanu decides it’s time to hold a live news conference where he walks on stage looking a youthful 33 years old.  The public assumes he’s taken a nanobot injection to reverse his aging but instead he tells the world he is over 2000 years old.  Various doctors, and scientists join him at his press conference to confirm he has no nanobots within him, and that he is indeed a natural born immortal.  Soon after other natural born immortals step forward into the light with fear of being a lab rat finally faded. His critically acclaimed book,”Keanu: My Life As An Immortal” reaches number one on every best sellers list, and shatters all book sale records.  Interest in books, and reading was at an all time low but Keanu inspired the populace to give Holographic Television a rest!  He also shatters many myths, and untruths about history over the past 2000 years which naturally ruffles some feathers in the mainstream media, historical community, government, and various religious institutions.  He then goes on to star as himself in the adaption of the book to a blockbuster film of the same name.  The vision gets distorted as future years indicate Keanu Reeves becomes one of the first Presidents of a 22nd century Earth Confederation that unifies humankind in peace as they make their way to the stars, galaxies, and extraterrestrial encounters.  Someday all of the Milky Way Galaxy, and beyond will know the cool mountain breeze known as the Immortal Keanu!  | Watch Keanu Reeves Movies Online |

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Woodland Springs Bank VaultI’m Drake Alexander, Executive Vice-President of Mystic Investigations.  This morning Rebecca Abernathy, our Chief Financial Officer, was going to Woodland Springs Savings & Loan to deposit a large sum of cash we just received from an important client.  I needed to retrieve something from my safety deposit box so I offered to drive her there. Being a 5th generation vampire makes one want to avoid the deadly rays of the holy sunlight.  However my car, a Silver Aston Martin V12 Vanquish, has been customized by special unholy glass which basically accomplishes the same task the Moon performs.  Turning holy light into unholy light.

The Savings & Loan is my bank of choice in town due to the large canopy over the front entrance that faces north.  I was able to pull right up to the door, and get out quick leaving the car there.  As a VIP customer I can park there for a short period of time.  Once inside I was led to the vault where I accessed my safety deposit.  Meanwhile Rebecca was at the front counter forking over the sack of cash containing $50,000.  The bank teller asked her,”Did you earn this from modeling?”  Rebecca jokingly replied,”Oh yes they throw cash at me on the catwalks of Paris, and Milan!”  They both chuckled as a black van pulled up behind my car, and two sinister looking men wearing military fatigues with sun glasses brisking walked in while looking about nervously.  A third man stayed at the wheel of the van.

Rebecca immediately looked over as one man strolled up to the counter, and the other stood in the middle of the bank.  He then pulled out an AK-47, and shot it into the air while bellowing,”This is a robbery bitches! Everyone hands in the air!”  Plaster fell from the ceiling as people screamed, and Rebecca was simultaneously grabbed from behind with a handgun placed to her head.  The man holding Rebecca hostage then declared to the teller,”Give me all the cash in your drawers or the red head gets it!  And don’t even think about pressing the alarm button, or throwing that dye pack crap in there!”  Rebecca then calmly told the guy,”You’ll never get out of here alive!”  He laughed, and yelled to his accomplice,”Hey we got a tough chick here!  Lets take her with us, and have some fun huh?”  They both started cackling snidely.  As the man with the machine gun ordered everyone into the vault along with the bank manger who was to open the secondary vault in back that contained all the cash, and gold.

I immediately leaped to the ceiling, and propped myself above the first vault door as shaken men, and crying women came milling in.  Once the armed man appeared below me I pounced on him relieving him of his firearm, and throwing him into the metal wall knocking him out cold.  The bank manager then exclaimed,”Thank God you were here Mr.Alexander!”  Everyone in the vault was gasping in shock, and I said,”I used to be in the special forces.”  Great cover for public use of super strength.

At the same time outside the vault two tellers were loading up a bag with cash for the second robber still holding Rebecca at gunpoint.  Just then a toilet could be heard flushing as a beer bellied sixty something man in uniform came walking out, and volunteered too much information,”Man that breakfast burrito was……gggguuuunnnnn!”  He was the overweight Barney Fife of bank guards who drew his revolver that quaked in his hand with fear.  The robber then yelled,”Drop the gun old man or the broad gets it!”  Rebecca fearing for the old mans life pretended to plead for help.  “Oh please drop the gun!  I don’t want to die sir!”  Really though a Demi-Mermaid Witch never fears for her life at the hands of mere mortals!  Unfortunately she could not use her powers with all the security cameras on her.  The guard dropped his gun, and hit the deck.

The robber had his cash as the tellers were motioned to the vault.  He screamed,”Hey Harvey what the hell is taking so long in there?”  The second he let his gun droop down from her head Rebecca elbowed him with her Demi-Mermaid strength while simultaneous grabbing his arm to yank the gun away.  The malevolent man was on the ground as Rebeca threw the gun in a trash bin nearby.  She smiled slyly down at him as I walked up beside her grinning.  Although he whipped out a hand gun and shot me.  The bullet merely bounced off my chest.  My eyes turned red, and I growled displaying my fangs as I shot down on him.  I sank my teeth into him, and he screamed like a baby.

Rebecca noticed a figure run from the front door of the bank.  It was the get away driver who saw his buddies had failed.  He sped away as Rebecca ran outside, and looked around cautiously before yelling,”Mystic Sphere!”  A translucent sphere of pink energy formed around her as she commanded,”Dissulto!”  Her along with the mystical energy sphere took to the air after the dark van.  As he drove out of the parking lot past a grove of trees she was exposed to the general public, and took to the open skies to follow the fiend from high above.

Meanwhile back in the bank I had to hypnotize the other robber to forget I was a vampire.  I gave everyone the all clear signal as the bank manger, employees, and customers came out with a sigh of relief amid their rattled state.  I asked the manger to call Sheriff Blake Maverick since he’s a friend of mine.  He would take the video footage into custody, and make sure the portion where I exposed my vampire nature was magically turned to static.  I secured the two criminals in hand cuffs provided by the security guard who had clearly soiled his pants in sheer terror.  I could only pity him.

At this point the black van was on a rural road headed into the Mystical Forest so Rebecca descended rapidly from the clouds, and landed right in front of the vehicle speeding toward her at about 80 mph or so.  When he saw her inside the other worldly pink bubble he panicked, and floored it.  Rebecca just stood there calmly with her hands at her hips like the hot super-heroine that she is.  The vehicle crashed into the sphere crushing the entire engine, and smashing the glass sending the robber out with it on to the pavement.  Rebecca released the Mystic Sphere, and walked over to the bleeding man who was only superficially injured due to Rebecca allowing him to fall through her sphere thereby decreasing the momentum of his fall.  She called an ambulance, and the Sheriff.  She also called to inform me all was well.  Before the authorities arrived she performed a little hypnosis of her own to make the man forget her magical powers.

While I got to deal with the pleasant Sheriff Maverick Rebecca had to deal with the rotten Police Chief Spencer Cantrell who naturally intercepted the 911 call.   Chief Cantrell has long criticized Mystic Investigations as a “bunch of paranormal vigilante loons”.  He walked over to Rebecca as his men took the injured robber into custody, and over to the ambulance.  Cantrell then snidely exclaimed,”Ah yes the beautiful Miss Abernathy. If only you’d wise up, and stop hanging around those miscreants at Mystic Investigations.  Enough of this vigilante crap!  Why don’t you go to the police academy, and join my force baby!”  Rebecca was a little taken back by the pathetic police chiefs advances as he’d never shown anything but disdain for everyone at our paranormal investigations firm.  She then sarcastically replied,”In your dreams little man!”  He countered,”Screw you b…..”  as I raced up just then, and Cantrell muttered jealously,”Oh the big James Bond wanna-be is here to save the damsel in distress.” Spencer walked back to his police cruiser, and shoved a jelly donut in his mouth while I drove Rebecca back to Mystic Investigations.  Trouble always seems to find us, and we’re glad to swat it down supernatural style!