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Poltergeist Warning Canceled. Ghost Watch In Effect.
Due to the Earths Geomagnetic fields being calm we have canceled the Poltergeist warning. Although due to active solar flares we have issued a ghost watch. The poltergeist watch encompasses…
Poltergeist Warning In Effect
Despite the good luck of St.Patrick’s Day being spread about by Leprechauns there is a Poltergeist warning in effect due to the violent storms in the Earths geomagnetic field along…
Clurichaun Watch
Clurichauns are in essence evil Leprechauns or Anti-Leprechauns corrupted by demonic forces to spread bad luck in blatant opposition to the good luck that Leprechauns spread as St.Patrick’s Day approaches. They…
Leprechaun Watch
As St.Patrick’s Day approaches be on the look out for Leprechauns scurrying about fields of clover searching for Shamrocks to fuel their tiny bodies as they spread good luck about…
Chupacabra Warning Canceled
We located the Chupacabra and returned it to it’s Billionaire owner with instructions on how to better cage the little beast so as to prevent future escapes. This is by far…
Chupacabra Warning
A billionaire has reported that his rare prized Chupacabra has escaped from his private cryptid zoo. It has been suspected as the cause of numerous farm animal deaths and mutilations. …
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