From Santa Claus To Slenderman

Xavier Remington, President Of Mystic Investigations here! It’s been a long time since I wrote in this blog as we are very busy battling the forces of darkness. I guess I feel like I have to tell a complete story of our supernatural adventures and so end up putting it off. Perhaps a few paragraphs every so often will do? That being said I’m almost done with the story of Fraggle The Elf. He took over as President here and ran things when most of us Executives were away on our annual vacation retreat to the Demi-Angel Santa Claus’s North Pole City. Certainly a treat for many of us in the paranormal know. Santa is nice enough to give visitors the option to have Elves take over their supernatural operations. While gone from late December 2017 to early January 2018 the fantastic Fraggle took over. Here is the first two paragraphs of his story:

Fraggle The ElfThe executive staff of Mystic Investigations work hard all year running the office, conducting paranormal research projects, and battling the forces of supernatural evil in the field. So we look forward to our longest and most cherished of vacations every year. That being our surreal stay at the Santa Claus’s winter wonderland. During our tremendous time at Santa’s North Pole City amid the 2017 Christmas season, we were given the option to have an Elf man our supernatural post as it were. We happily took that option even though the Christmas season brings us the least paranormal cases. Still, we wanted someone with some level of paranormal power to be here just in case things got crazy. Fraggle The Elf was sent to us here in Woodland Springs, Colorado by Santa Claus who is a powerful Demi-Angel force for good on Earth  I, Xavier Remington, made Fraggle temporary Mystic Investigations President with full authority to run the business as he saw fit.  All our personnel are not fully aware of the wondrous world of the supernatural so we’ve only told them we’re going on a business trip up north. They believe Fraggle is my vertically challenged cousin.

We’d never met Fraggle at the North Pole before because most of his work lies in the outside world. When we first met the little fella, who was barely 2′ 10″, we thought it would be best for him to change out of his tiny green Elf costume before meeting our non-executive employees who would not be traveling to the North Pole. Thankfully, Santa had the foresight to send an adorable little business suit with Fraggle. Otherwise, we would have had to take him to a tailor, or a toddler store. LOL!  In addition, Santa gave him a glamouring spell to hide his pointy ears.  However, at any point, he could appear in his Elf uniform with his ears, and simply claim it was a costume to celebrate Christmas…….I’ll try and complete this story before next Christmas. LOL!

North Pole City Christmas Vacation – December 21, 2017 To January 5th, 2018
Ever since 2011 we’ve relished in taking a break from fighting paranormal evil by delving into the winter wonderland of the worlds Christmas Capitol. A place where your worries wash away and you feel like a kid again. To an extent the outside world fades away just as being at the North Pole does once you leave. I get the most serene sleep and have the most delightful dreams there!

Once again we were nominated for the prestigious Claus Awards that honors those who risk their lives to help others in need. Nominees get to stay at Claus Manor with Santa, Mrs.Claus, and his two kids. We ultimately didn’t win the award but one simply cannot be disappointed to eat every meal at a table with the Claus family, Elves, winter nymphs, intelligent speaking penguins, and stuffed animals come to life! Not to mention you can eat everything in sight without any health or weight issues. I chugged 20 gallons of eggnog and ate a good 14 gallons of ice cream! Some of which was eaten with my little buddy Gerbert The Elf. He is, of course, the notorious Peppermint Ice Cream Bandit at the North Pole!

We later entered the Christmas Elf Snowball Fight. Each team has one elf on it since an all Elf team would always win a snowball fight. I got pelted in the head a few times but it didn’t hurt since you can’t experience pain here. It was just a pleasant tingling sensation. I’ve actually seen people punching each other in the face and laughing like crazy. LOL! Anyway Mystic Investigations came in third place even with a vampire on our team. That being Executive VP Drake Alexander. While in this holy place he reverts to a Angel like vampire form. When we returned home everything was in order thanks to Fraggle The Elf. Other Mentions Of North Pole City

Super Blue Blood Moon Eclipse – January 31st, 2018
The Super Blue Moon Eclipse transmuted to a rare Violet Moon which ended up turning anything unholy to ash if basking within the holy light. So our battles with Werewolves were minimal and those in direct moonlight died. We went around town at dawn contacting known werewolves to see if it was they who perished. We at least brought closure to a few families who got the bad news. Our very own vampire Exec VP Drake Alexander nearly turned to ash as he spontaneously burst into unholy flames. Our resident witch Senior VP Rebecca Abernathy acted quickly to cast a shielding spell as we rushed him to safety! Luckily the Violet Moon amped up her own magical powers. Drake has fully recovered from his near death experience. Our own werewolf Seth Morgan was locked away safely in a cage at Mystic Investigations headquarters. This is the responsible thing for all werewolves to do on Full Moon nights! For their own well being and that of everyone else.

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Fifth Annual International Para-Con – February 21-February 28, 2018
This years secret International Paranormal Investigators Conference was in Moscow, Russia. It’s a place for most of us in the real paranormal community to compare notes and devise strategies to defeat the forces of darkness in preparation for Armageddon. Many of us gave speeches and demonstrations on the latest supernatural sleuthing techniques while learning from others ourselves. There was a surprise visit by President Vladimir Putin. He’s well aware of the secret supernatural world and was deeply interested during the hour he spent at the conference. We spoke to him briefly but our vampire team member Drake Alexander had a more extensive private conversation with him. Apparently, they know each other from way back in the day. It’s also interesting to note Putin always travels with his personal Wizard Fyodor. Perhaps that is how he’s retained power for so long?

While there we came across Slenderman in the Khimki Forest. He was actually sabotaging the controversial highway that cuts through the forest as it caused the loss of many trees. Slender loves hiding in the woods and feels most at home there. So naturally, he is for saving the environment. Probably the evil entities only redeeming quality next to his decent treatment of children despite kidnapping them for their unique metaphysical energy! If not for these despicable kidnappings we would have left him to it but we had to attempt capture. Capture rather than extermination as there are alternate dimensional forces who sentenced him here to live rather than be executed. These forces have strong anti-death protection on him!

Either Slender Man was low on paranormal power or wasn’t in the mood to play because he kept evading us! Certainly, we caused harm to him before. Slender easily shapeshifted to hide behind trees and all manner of foliage. He had us running around the dark woods all night and into the morning like fools. Thankfully, we must have worn him out because we saw a flash of light indicating he teleported away. Our Psychic Julia Hathaway said he was long gone!

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Summer Of Slender

The Return Of The Supernatural Slender Man!
Summertime SlendermanThe sinister Slenderman appeared in a flash of eerie emerald light in the midst of the nocturnal Mystical Forest of Woodland Springs, Colorado.  This most malicious monster from a parallel dimension teleports with ease when fully powered up on the life force of the innocent children he preys upon.  Of course in their case, he merely kidnaps them and holds some semblance of reverence for their magical purity as his dimension contains no kids.  Slender Man’s real nefarious nature flies free when mentally torturing adults, and instilling the Slender Sickness upon them.  He relishes driving them into a paranormal madness that leads to the manipulation of their minds to murder others, and then commit suicide. Rarely does he directly kill his intended target. He gains more pleasure in being the puppet master of unwitting humans in his real-life chess game of doom!  However, when attacked he will eradicate all who dare to defy him!  Slender Man was sentenced to Earth by his own people for unknown crimes many centuries ago, and now his only mission in life is to prey upon us!

The Slender Man walked in a ghoulishly graceful manner about the dark lush forest teeming with Wandering Water Nymphnormal, and paranormal life whose sounds could be heard bellowing about the many evergreens, and minority deciduous trees.  The light of the half Moon filtering through the tree canopy revealing the pale faceless figure dressed in a black business suit with a black tie that is known to turn scarlet when his prey has been targeted for termination.  As a limited shapeshifter Slenderman also grows a plethora of sharp tentacles that can be deadly to anyone!  The foliage of the forest crunched beneath his shiny black dress shoes causing a chorus of crickets to fall quiet leaving only the sound of the warm summer winds rustling the trees to, and fro.  Two gentle water nymphs, aka minor nature deities, swam au naturel giggling with glee in a slow flowing stream.  Slender crossed a small bridge over the stream staring at the metaphysical beauties with his unique vision devoid of actual physical eyes. Both lovely ladies were startled by his ominous presence and quickly shifted into non-corporeal form appearing only as transparent specters.  He left them behind knowing, at least in his mind, that he was the apex predator in this particular neck of the woods.

Female Vampire BloodlustSlenderman’s earless head translated sound waves into information that told him humans were nearby.  Just then two vampires pounced from a thick block of brush briefly surprising him. The male and female vampires had been waiting for a human to come into the forest by themselves and were eager for a quick bloody meal. They neglected to get a good look at the Slender Man as they immediately bit into his neck, and shoulder from behind.  However, they stopped the instant they ingested the first line of his vile tasting pitch black blood.  Slenderman quickly shook them off with his supernatural strength.  This caused the demonic duo to fly into two different tree trunks.  One tree fell down loudly as the female vampire screamed,”Oh crap it’s the Slender Man!”  Both were instantly ill and weakened by his poisonous blood that would give them the Slender Man Sickness for all eternity.  Slender grew a black tentacle that went around the male’s neck, and then beheaded him with glee! This caused the vamp to burst into unholy violet colored flames.  Nothing but a pile of ash was left while the female vampire lay helplessly on the ground crying,”Please don’t kill me! I want to live forever!  I can be of use to you!”  Slender Man knew he had complete mental control of the vampire now that his extra-dimensional blood was in her forever.  He decided to let her go as a potential useful puppet in the future.  He temporarily suppressed the Slender Man sickness in her as if nothing had ever happened, and she ran away into the night at super speed.

Slender neared the edge of the treeline where a crowd was gathered on Luminary Lake Luminary Lake Fireworksjust as the iridescent Independence Day fireworks began to blast across the Moon and starlit skies. The last embers of the sunset were nothing but a faint blue light on the western horizon.  Slender viewed the pyrotechnics as mindless and was only interested in the children at their parent’s safe side viewing the spectacle.  He could clearly make out their unique energy auras that no normal human could witness.  Something struck him about a young five-year-old boy playing near the waters edge with a golden retriever.  He knew the child would be an ideal source of mystical energy as he was starting to run low on paranormal power.

SlendermanThe Slender Man shapeshifted into an almost snake-like form as he slithered on his stomach along the ground into the lake.  He eyed the boy from beneath the water’s surface but the golden retriever entered the water barking wildly trying to warn everyone of impending danger.  Slender then shot up a tentacle and dragged the dog underwater casting him out flying into the center of the lake. Thankfully the dog wasn’t harmed and swam back to shore later on.  A good number of people in the crowd took notice of the catapulted dog and began screaming as Slenderman sprang up out of the water, and grabbed the child into his slimy slender arms.  Everyone was shrieking in sheer terror at the sight of the faceless Slenderman!  The boys parents lunged forth but Slender sprang through the crowd at what seemed like light speed knocking several people over.  Both Slender and boy disappeared into the dark foreboding forest with his cries for help fading to nothing in the great distance!  The rockets red glare flashing everywhere on a most unfortunate fourth of July!

The Woodland Springs Police were called to the scene of the boy kidnapped by Slender Man in front of a shocked crowd of people enjoying the July 4th fireworks still bursting colorfully in the air.  As usual cantankerous Police Chief Spencer Cantrell refused to believe in the world of the paranormal.  He called every eyewitness in the crowd a bunch of hysterical July 4th drunks as he noted the coolers full of beer, and wine coolers strewn about. Thankfully a true supernatural believer in law enforcement heard the call on the emergency radio. Comanche County Sheriff Blake Maverick raced to the scene with sirens sounding, and lights flashing.  Upon arrival at the park, the Sheriff ordered the useless police to leave the area.  After a brief shouting match amid the loud booms of the fireworks.  Cantrell and his men sped away down the road after the Sheriff finally threatened to arrest them all for obstruction of justice.  After getting brief statements from the witnesses Maverick called Xavier Remington, President of Mystic Investigations on his cell phone.  That would be me!

I was across Luminary Lake on the opposite shore in the backyard of Remington Manor.  My palatial estate lies on the edge of the Enchanted Woodland.  A mostly deciduous wooded area as opposed to the mostly dense evergreen foliage of the Mystical Forest.  It’s also not as full of paranormal life.  Most of the Mystic Investigations team was at my house for my Fourth Of July party which naturally had an excellent view of the fireworks over the lake.  Everyone was there except for my Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander who was in London helping a secret agent friend in MI7 to identify the Devil.  The Devil had been seen with The Plague Doctor at Stonehenge.  Drake, a vampire, is one of the few people to actually see the Devil in his current human-like form.  His British friend decided Drake would be indispensable in helping to identify and locate the Devil along with ascertaining his intent on the British Isles.  Also as a vampire, Drake has demonic based DNA that allows him to sense when the Devil is near.  Since Slender Man has recently worked with the Devil, despite being a centuries old loner, we’re thankful he wasn’t anywhere near Woodland Springs.  It’s also probably a good thing Drake isn’t here since his last encounter with Slender caused him to drink his blood.  Despite cleansing him of the Slender Sickness it’s suggested that such extra-dimensional blood can never be completely eradicated which leaves the door open for Drake possibly being controlled by the Slenderman.

Most of us were near my boat dock ready to go out on to the lake when Julia Hathaway, our psychic, got a bad feeling in the pit of her stomach.  She suddenly blurted out,”Slenderman!”  I then replied,”What the hell?”  She then had a brief vision, and told us,”OMG Slenderman kidnapped a child!”  Unfortunately, when it comes to Slender there is a psychic delay which is why she got the vision too late.  Everyone hopped into my speed boat except for Rebecca Abernathy, my girlfriend, a white witch, and a Demi-Mermaid. She was already wearing a bikini since it was a warm night.  So all Rebecca had to do is kick off her sandals, and dive into the dark waters reflecting the pyrotechnic skyscape. A raised line of water with waves radiating outward could be seen racing across the lake at superhuman speeds.  I revved up the boat and followed in fast pursuit.  Ahead the opposite shore grew closer while seeing Rebecca launch from the water to the side of the crowd so only a few children saw her.  That’s when my cell phone rang, and Blake said he needed Mystic Investigations.  Rebecca smiled and tapped him on the shoulder.  He said,”Wow that’s quick service!”  Our boat came ashore, and our team got to work.

We assured the parents we would find their boy and bring him home safely.  Although in my mind I was thinking the worst since our encounter with Slender Man last summer.  We barely got away with our lives!  Thankfully Slenderman does not hurt children.  Rather he absorbs their innocent magical energies.  Energies Slender needs to stay at peak power.  The iridescent kaleidoscope of glittering glory still roared across the skies while trekking into the Mystical Forest.  The Sheriff stayed behind with the clearly shocked crowd. That’s why she got the vision of the kidnapping too late, and couldn’t sense that Slender was in Woodland Springs.

Julia Hathaway and Ex-Navy Seal Hunter Jackson lead the team forging forth into the foreboding darkness.  I was hoping Julia could sense the supernatural Slender but his mind works differently than any other being paranormal or otherwise.  We lucked out that Slenderman was walking rather than teleporting so Hunter could track his trail.  Perhaps Slenderman has an encounter with some powerful enemies, and his energy was drained.  If he teleported it would be next to impossible to find him as you could be anywhere on Earth.  Our luck ran out when the trail ended in a babbling brook.

Rebecca then gently seemed to be talking to thin air as she said,”Oh sweet Nymphs of the babbling brook please reveal yourself to us.”  Suddenly two extremely beautiful women wearing virtually nothing but green leafy vines, and flowers appeared first as apparitions.  Then they were fully physical as they emerged from the cool waters.  They said Slenderman scared them as he walked directly down the brook that turns into a stream, and then empties into a large pond past the treeline.  The Nymphs sensed he was growing weaker from a previous attack. From various reports over the past 10 years, we gathered that Slender needs to partake of a certain ritual to gather energy from children.  So he had to get the child to some mystical location.

We bid the Nymphs farewell and split up.  Rebecca activated her Mystic Sphere, a translucent pink levitating energy bubble that forms around her.  I joined her along with Zack Powers, our bionic boy wonder, and we flew away.  Unfortunately, there’s only so many who can fit inside so the rest of the team went on foot down the brook into the larger stream.  Rebecca directed her sphere toward the large pond while communing with the supernaturals of the Mystical Forest who could help her locate Slender.

Some hours later Rebecca managed to find Slenderman’s location in an underground cavern that lies in between the Earth’s surface and the Underworld. The Mystic Investigations team gathered various supplies and trekked downward. What we found was quite shocking and we may be the first to make this finding and survive. We happened upon one of Slenderman’s hidden locations around the world where he keeps children in a stasis state to mine them for enchanted energies. These locations tend to be on Mother Earth energy centers. In this case, it’s The Heart Of The Mystical Forest. Interestingly enough, it seems a new child must be added regularly to in essence recharge the grander metaphysical battery. These kids remain in an ageless dream state for years, decades, and even centuries in some cases. The dreams need a new mind to invigorate the imaginations of everyone. This thereby stokes the supernatural energies Slender needs to power up his spooky ass!

Rebecca, Julia, and Drake couldn’t sense Slenderman’s presence but he had recently been there. We sneaked into the large cavern cautiously. It was lit by eerie colored orbs hanging from the ceiling. They encompassed all the colors of the rainbow but in a deeply unfamiliar way. At least a hundred kids were lying on flat raised stones evenly spaced about the cavern. Closest to us was the kidnapped boy as identified by a photo his parents gave us!  Cryptozoologist and Doctor Ashley Abercrombie examined the boy and determined he was in what appeared to be a coma like state with rampant REM sleep in progress. The rest of the kids appeared the same. As some of us milled further through the young crowd the clothing on them looked more and more dated. At the far side were kids clearly dressed in clothing from the late 1800’s to early 1900’s! And even a few Native American kids that Julia sensed may have been from the early 1800’s or earlier. Our town Woodland Springs was founded in 1861!

Rebecca attempted various spells along with potions to wake the boy up as Julia tried to enter his mind. All efforts failed. The child was under the diabolical control of Slenderman! We even tried to use Drake’s healing vampire blood to wake him up but it had no effect. We made the decision to take him and everyone we could out of there. We would have Drake hypnotize an army of volunteers to get the rest and then make them forget what they saw. Unfortunately, before we could leave we were blocked by an extremely angry Slenderman at the exit! He psychically forced his bellowing voice into all our heads so loudly it brought us great pain! He screamed,”How dare you enter my sacred temple of innocence! All whose eyes lay upon my domain shall die! Place the children down and prepare to meet your final end you misguided fools!”

The pain subsided and we placed the children on the ground away from us for their protection. Last time we faced Slenderman we barely got away with our lives! Now we were on his home turf and Julia sensed he was powered up from the kid’s energy! We had no chance to attack as he psychically forced so much agony upon us that we all collapsed to the floor! We writhed in pain unable to move. His tentacles began squeezing around us! It seemed our death was imminent! Then it miraculously stopped as we realized Slender was fighting someone in the cave that exited the main cavern. We crawled to it and saw it was the infamous huge stick figure known as The Slenderman Assassin!

It’s believed the Assassin is from Slenderman’s home dimension. A hit-man sent by people he offended outside of the prison sentence on Earth given by his own government. This was the fight that had previously weakened him. It seems the Assassin managed to track him here and now Slender was getting a sweet beat down! As we regained strength we rooted the Assassin on. The two were engaged in an almost mesmerizing shape shifting battle. The sheer force of it was causing the gradual collapse of the cave thereby trapping us in the cavern! There was no way to get past their chaotic battle and the only other way out was another cave that descended into the Underworld of Dark Gods and Demons! All of that was irrelevant as we refused to leave the kids behind!

The cave collapsed on the two shape-shifting fighters as a cloud of dust flew into the cavern of kids. We believed they were dead but we learned much later they weren’t! Although Slenderman must have been weakened or knocked out cold because every kid in the cave awoke deeply confused. It’s no easy task to reassure over a hundred kidnapped kids that all is well in a dark cavern! All we could say is that we would get them out of here and back to their parents. Unfortunately for many, their parents were long dead! In addition, the sudden reappearance of ageless kids would violate The Supernatural Secrecy Pact. Possibly the government would attempt to take the kids for paranormal research!

We reluctantly led the kids down the cave to the Underworld as there was nowhere else to go! We hoped there would be a side cave leading to the surface. Our flashlights lit the dark caverns and we knew the Underworld was at hand when an unholy orange glow began lighting the way. On the cave walls, odd looking moss and flowers began to appear in colors of black and crimson. Suddenly a dark fairy appeared buzzing around us amused by our presence. She giggled as her black wings flapped furiously while trying to bite us. She bit into Drake and was momentarily startled by the vampire blood. Drake was able to catch her in his hand and she begged to be released. Drake said he would if she showed us how to get to the surface. The dark fairy knew the way but it was a perplexing maze to the surface and she would turn to ash if she ventured too far away from the Underworld.

She said she used to be a good field fairy who was lured into a demons dark web due to her lust for power. She regretted her decision and wanted her former status restored. Rebecca said she could cast a spell to temporarily protect her. Then once at the surface, she would call upon local nature deities to attempt to welcome her back into Mother Nature’s fold. Indeed we made it to the surface in the Mystical Forest and the fairy was made whole again by a flock of fairies.

Now we had to figure out what to do with the kids. Julia read their minds along with Rebecca boosting the process with a spell. Only 5 kids could be returned to their parents without supernatural explanation. This included the kidnapped boy that sparked this adventure to begin with. 47 more would have to grow up before being reunited with their families. The rest had families long gone! We loaded them on a chartered jet and flew to North Pole City! Only our friend the Demi-Angel Santa Claus could clean up Slenderman’s mess. We’ve spent every Christmas with Santa since 2011. Something open to those of us in the real paranormal community.

Once there Santa, Mrs. Claus, and several elves greeted us and the children. The once scared and confused kids were now beyond elated at being in the happiest place on Earth! The kids who could never go home would remain forever young in the confines of Santa’s winter wonderland. Santa contemplated utilizing his chronokinetic powers of time travel to everyone home despite the overwhelming power drain. However, the Archangels of heaven frown upon overuse of temporal incursions. Not to mention the fact that Slenderman would just re-kidnap them again! Once he targets a child there’s no changing his mind. Even if that was the case then another child would be lost in their place! The 47 kids who needed to be of a certain age to cast away supernatural suspicions would be allowed to grow up and then decide if they wanted to return home or remain at the North Pole City. If they returned home they would need a permanent glamouring spell cast to further advance their age to the proper level. We placed a big mess in Santa’s hands but he handled with grace as we bid him farewell. We can only hope that Slenderman is someday eradicated from existence!

If this was a television show this would be the song running in the end credits of this particular episode:

The Summer Of Slender Man

Reflections Of Slender ManThe Mystic Investigations Team finally saw in lull in paranormal activity after much chaos over the past months, and I decided to give the team Friday off.  We all went to the white sandy beach at Luminary Lake to celebrate the first week of summer.  Our young bionic associate Zack Powers had just started volunteering as a junior lifeguard a few weeks ago once Woodland Springs High School had ended it’s school year.  He was already on patrol when we arrived together in the Mystic Van.  All of us except Drake Alexander, our vampire associate, who came in by foot through the dark shadows of the Mystical Forest.  As we basked on the sunlit beach he stood in a clearing near the tree line cooking up burgers, and hot dogs despite not needing any sustenance but blood.  As with other outings he hoped to bag himself a Gnome whose blood provides vampires with temporary protections from the holy light of the sun.

Meanwhile Rebecca Abernathy, our Demi-Mermaid Witch, dived into the surf staying under the surface for quite a long time. One of the life guards started to panic but Zack stopped him stating that Rebecca was a deep diving expert who could hold her breath for extended periods of time.  At that moment she walked sensually out of the surf in a water soaked white bikini you could practically see through as her auburn locks mystically repelled the water blowing majestically in the wind.  All eyes male, and even female, were upon her as she moved in surreal slow motion with some sexy song playing in the background.  When she rested on the towel next to me it all stopped.  I then asked,”What the hell was that?”  She then replied,”Oh just a little witchcraft spell I was testing out.  Was I moving in slow-mo Baywatch style with the music playing?”  I said,”Yeah but what was the point?”  She then exclaimed,”No point needed honey.  I”m just that damn good!”  I then said,”Ah okay.” as I rolled my eyes a bit.  Everyone was still staring at her with lust in their eyes!  A guy walked nearby carrying a chest with straps around his shoulders while calling forth cries of ice cream for sale.  Rebecca, and I motioned him over so we could get an orange dreamsicle, and a creamsicle.  Now the Summer was complete!

Ashley Abercrombie, our Cryptozoologist, was patrolling the waters along the shore checking for any unwanted paranormal life since Luminary Lake was teeming with it.  Luckily though any entities of evil usually steer clear of the daylight.  Like Rebecca, Ashley could stay under long lengths of time due to her being a half-zombie.  Zack stopped the lifeguard once again when he went dashing toward Ashley after she was underwater too long.  The lifeguard was puzzled as he muttered,”What’s with all these women who can hold their breath for over four minutes!?!”  Ashley gave us the thumbs up from a ways out in the lake.  However our Psychic Julia Hathaway kept having an uneasy feeling that something wasn’t quite right.  Suddenly the screams of a distressed woman came from the woods!  She was yelling,”Oh my God it took my little girl!”  Drake was closest, and he dashed into the woods at super speed, and we followed quite a bit behind.

Drake ran into a clearing to enter into his first encounter with the notorious Slender Man, a Summertime Slendermanshape-shifting entity of evil from another dimension.  He’s a criminal sentenced to Earth as a punishment, and while here he enjoys tormenting people, controlling their minds, causing death, and kidnapping children who he uses to fuel his powers though the mystical energy of their innocence. Our article about him in our other blog will give you all the information we have on this despicable denizen of darkness.  The Slender Man usually appears as a tall skinny man in a dark business suit devoid of a face.  However he can sprout many ultra long tentacles which he was now using to keep the screaming woman, and her little six year old girl in his grips. The girl he had around the waist was oddly calm under the Slender Trance as her mother was being chocked.  Drake extended his vampire fangs as his eyes glowed red, and he roared like a lion with the demand of,”Let them go you Slender son of bitch!”  Drake immediately knew who he was since there were centuries of Slender tales within the secret supernatural community.  The faceless grey head turned to Drake, and shot a black tentacle at him but Drake dodged it.  He then grabbed it, and yanked Slender into a tree causing him to loose his grip on the mother, and child.  Drake ordered them run, and so they did into our waiting arms some distance away frantically pointing us in the right direction.  Rebecca then bellowed,”Mystic Sphere” to form her magical pink translucent energy sphere around her now that the general public was out of view.  It flew up above the tree canopy toward Drake.

The Slender Man quickly recovered, and attempted to grab Drake with his multiple tentacles but the vampire masterfully evaded them, and finally got close enough to punch Slender in the face sending his faceless face sliding into the dirt face first.  He lie motionless as Drake cautiously approached but then Slender’s head facing down turned 180 degrees Exorcist style, and Drake was paralyzed by his hypnotic powers.  It takes a lot to hypnotize vampires who are known for their own remarkable brand of mesmerizing ability to compel people.  Deep dark disturbing thoughts began to permeate Drakes mind as he tried to fight Slender’s psychic powers.  Drake couldn’t move as all the tentacles wrapped around him, and violently squeezed him to the point of blood coming out of every pore in his living dead body!  He then rose Drake up above the shade of the trees into the suns rays causing unholy smoke to rise from his vampire body.  Drake then got a psychic message from Slender that said,”I shall spare you this day vampire so you may tell your friends that I own Woodland Springs, and all the children within it.  This is my town now, and any attempt to stop me will end in all your deaths!  In addition I command…arrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuggggggggg!”  At that moment Rebecca began shooting magical volleys of energy at Slender Man causing him to loose grip of the now flaming Drake who was on the verge of seeing his 700+ years on Earth coming to a close!  She screamed forth “I call upon The Morrígan to reign war upon thee!”  A black crow flew forth from the Mystic Sphere amid a plethora of iridescent magical energy rays which hit Slender who was on his knees but began rising forth while Rebecca was distracted by Drake burning in unholy flames.  She called upon her Mermaid power of hydrokinesis to direct water from a nearby pond onto Drake thereby extinguishing the fire as he lie motionless on the ground.

During this brief moment the Slender Man shot his tentacles in the air, and popped Rebecca’s magical bubble which has never happened before since it’s supposed to protect her from all things supernatural or not.  She quickly fell through tree branches to the forest floor with a violent thud as Slender virtually glided over to her looking down upon the dazed witch wearing a tattered bikini.  He then entered her mind delivering the same message as he did to Drake but he added,”You silly fools brought this on yourselves.  You challenged me to come here, and now you will feel my wrath. All shall suffer as I must suffer being imprisoned on this wretched planet!”  It’s true we were tired of hearing about all his child kidnappings, and taunted him to come find us via our website! Rebecca began seeing hellishly horrifying thoughts in her mind as Slender squeezed her with his tentacles.  Visions of his horrific atrocities against humankind, and children.  Even a few visions of the dark dimension he came from.  Drake recovered, and jumped on Slenders back growling while biting into his neck.  He had hoped to gain his powers as vampires do when drinking the blood of other supernaturals.  Unfortunately the vile pitch black blood of Slender was the most disgusting poison he ever tasted, and Drake could feel his body beginning to paralyze so he promptly snapped Slender’s neck with his last ounce of strength before collapsing to the forest floor.

The rest of the team came upon the fallen trio as we were all shocked to see it was the infamous Slender Man. We all studied, and trained for this inevitable day but it’s never the same as the real deal! His neck snapped back into position spinning around 360 degrees as he rose up like a stiff board.  The bloody wound in his neck healed instantly, and he shot his tentacles at each of us.  I, Xavier Remington, immediately shot two silver ninja stars at the one coming toward me, and hit the ground rolling to avoid it.  Unfortunately the razor sharp stars bounced off him as Hunter Jackson, our Ex-Navy Seal, pulled out his hand gun, and opened silver bullet fire to no avail.   Hunter was entangled in the tentacle along with Ghost Buster Rob Edmunds, Elizabeth Weatherly, and Ashley.  Zack tried to hold off a tentacle with his cyborg arms, and legs but Slender was too powerful.  Julia however was able to hold the tentacles back with her telekinetic powers, and she just barely blocked Slender from violating her mind.  She was mentally struggling so hard that her nose, and ears began to profusely bleed.

Slender Man was too focused on Julia to notice me as I pulled out a magical ceremonial Wicca knife made of gold, silver, quicksilver, platinum, copper, and some other elements meant to channel the power of Mother Earth Goddess Gaia. It’s thought that he is trapped on Earth via the life force of Gaia, and so perhaps there could lie a point of attack. Rebecca had given me the knife as a gift, and now I was stabbing it into the back of Slender Man’s head.  Rebecca saw me, and just as the blade entered his skull she hollered,”Goddess Gaia potestatem clavum!”  His Midnight black blood then spurted all over me as I felt him psychically scream into my mind.  It was the most terrifying sound I ever heard without actually hearing a sound!  He dropped everyone, and slapped me into a tree with his tentacle as the space near him warped, and he jumped into a porthole of some type disappearing. So it seems the stories of his teleporation were true.  That explained his sightings around the world in such tight time frames.

Everyone was rather jacked up in a major way but Drake was in the worst shape.  He was paralyzed as his eyes stared in a frozen terrified manner.  We got him back to the Mystic Van, and drove back to Mystic Investigations headquarters.  On the way I called Sheriff Blake Maverick to apprise him of the supernatural situation so he could have his deputies keep people away from the woods by the beach for the time being.  Although there was an entire Mystical Forest, and Enchanted Woodland for Slender to stalk prey within.  We knew he wasn’t gone because Julia sensed he would be back to make good on his promise to own our beloved town, and reign hell upon us!

Later that night as the Witching Hour approached Drake finally started moving with the help of his vampire Mother Duanna’s hypnosis, and healing blood, along with Rebecca’s magic, and Julia’s psychic cleansing.  Drake now realizes it was a stupid move to partake of Slender Man’s blood after previously reading what happened to an ancient vampire who did the same. A vampire eternally damned with horrifying hallucinations, and sickly weakness! Unfortunately it was instinct for him to do that in battle, and he wasn’t thinking straight.  Hopefully our unique team of supernatural professionals will be able to fully heal him from the blood, and the psychic attacks. As I was typing this near the Devil’s Hour Rebecca woke up drenched in sweat as she whaled wildly in our bedroom upstairs. She never has nightmares like that but she said the Slender Man possessed her within her dark dreams.  She will need to seek help from her coven, and our team to rid herself of Slender Mans mental influence.  As I write this I feel a chill going up my spine!  I feel as if I’m being watched.  I fear I will dream of Slender as I doze off.  We all have been mentally infected by his evil extra-dimensional powers. Never before has a battle with a dark force lingered afterward in this way! I pray we are strong enough not to succumb to the legendary supernatural illness known as Slender Sickness which is most likely a paranormal psychosomatic disorder.  May God have mercy on our souls, and guide us through these dark times!

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