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Santa Claus Alert
Be on the look out for Santa Claus, two elf helpers, and his nine reindeer Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, and Blitzen in the skies above. The flying sleigh…
Brilliant Battle Ridden Christmas Skies
The first epic battle of Christmas was witnessed over the skies of Sydney Australia in a brilliant explosive light show caused by the exchange of magics between Santa Claus and…
Anti-Claus Alert
Santa Claus’s evil twin brother Claude Claus aka The Anti-Claus is often seen scurrying about plotting to destroy Christmas where ever he can. This generally begins on the winter solstice…
Werewolf Watch In Effect
The moon is 100% full so conditions are within parameters for werewolf activity although being this close to Christmas has been known to suppress some werewolf transformations due to the…
Emergency Zombie Alert!
A major rising of the dead is now in progress. In fact it’s even bigger than the one that occurred on Halloween. So big in fact that the local and…
Werewolf Watch
The moon is 95% full so I urge caution when going out after sunset for the next week. Your greatest risk of werewolf sightings falls between 10 PM and 2…
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