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Celestial Conjunction Jupiter Triangle Warning
At dusk on May 26th, 2013, while the sky is still sunset lit in a kaleidoscope of colors, expect to see the terrifying trinity of doom which may appear to…
Pink Moon And Partial Eclipse Werewolf Warning
The Pink Moon of April is upon us as the Moon reaches 99% of full. The Pink Moon originally got it’s name from the first flowers of summer which are…
No April Fool Alert This Year!
Why because I’m The April Fool, and I’ve taken over this entire site! I will make fools out of everyone at Mystic Investigations, and everyone else I choose to embarrass! …
Saint Paddy’s Day Leprechaun Alert
Leprechaun activity has been quite profuse this Saint Patrick’s due to the unusual influx of Clurichauns spreading bad luck, and mayhem about the world. Ireland, Britain, the United States, India, China,…
Global Clurichaun Watch In Effect
With the approach of Saint Patrick’s Day the evil Leprechauns known as Clurichauns are now afoot about the world. These Anti-Leprechauns were once Leprechauns who were lured into the sinister…
Slender Man Warning In Effect!
A Slender Man warning has been issued for the entire Continental United States, and portions of Southern Canada closest to the US border for the coming week. Higher than usual…
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