Phoenix Firebird Wildfire Warning

The recent spread of out of control and extremely hard to fight wildfires in Texas, California, Idaho, and Oregon are not merely a result of dry conditions but are the handy work of infamous firebirds known as Phoenix’s.   A powerful wizard was recently taken down by the forces of good but unfortunately the evil bastard … Read more

Werewolf Warning – Full Harvest Moon

September brings us the full moon closest to the Atumnal Equinox.  The infamous Harvest Moon which is known for appearing big and bright in the sky thanks to it’s low position and the optical illusion of the atmosphere.  This brighter moon causes increased power in werewolves although usually not increased evil aggression which is what … Read more

Earthquake Alert

A 5.8 Earthquake was felt on the east coast of the United States at 1:51 PM EST pn August 23, 2011.  The epicenter (37.936°N, 77.933°W) was located within a mile of Cuckoo, Virginia.  Dark magics employed at a monument of evil at the epicenter is what caused the rare east coast Earthquake.  Stay tuned for more … Read more

Chupacabra Warning

What appears to be a docile baby Chupacabra, nicknamed Prince Chupa, has been sighted in the woods near Prince George’s Hospital Center in Cheverly, Maryland.  Chupacabra’s are normally violent creatures, however the baby Chupa in the photo probably has been around humans and has yet to develop the rabid blood lust for human and animal blood.  … Read more

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