UARS Satellite Cascading Toward Earth

The UARS, Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite, will be crashing to Earth sometimes on September 23, 2011.  The government would have you believe it was decommissioned in 2005 with it’s orbit allowed to decay.  In reality top secret sources reveal that it was not an atmospheric research satellite but rather an atmosphere alien vessel tracking device … Read more

Phoenix Firebird Wildfire Warning

The recent spread of out of control and extremely hard to fight wildfires in Texas, California, Idaho, and Oregon are not merely a result of dry conditions but are the handy work of infamous firebirds known as Phoenix’s.   A powerful wizard was recently taken down by the forces of good but unfortunately the evil bastard … Read more

Werewolf Warning – Full Harvest Moon

September brings us the full moon closest to the Atumnal Equinox.  The infamous Harvest Moon which is known for appearing big and bright in the sky thanks to it’s low position and the optical illusion of the atmosphere.  This brighter moon causes increased power in werewolves although usually not increased evil aggression which is what … Read more

Earthquake Alert

A 5.8 Earthquake was felt on the east coast of the United States at 1:51 PM EST pn August 23, 2011.  The epicenter (37.936°N, 77.933°W) was located within a mile of Cuckoo, Virginia.  Dark magics employed at a monument of evil at the epicenter is what caused the rare east coast Earthquake.  Stay tuned for more … Read more

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