The moon is 95% full so I urge caution when going out after sunset for the next week. Your greatest risk of werewolf sightings falls between 10 PM and 2 AM. If you plan on being out late, especially in wooded areas or near cemeteries, I urge you to carry a dog whistle, taser, or silver bullet loaded gun. Wearing dark clothing is also suggested since bright colors attract Werewolves who relish in eating humans. This watch is in effect until Black Friday.
Since turkey slaughter is common this time of year, werewolves tend to go after Thanksgiving turkeys rather than humans. Still it’s best to be safe and not let your guard down. Beware of what lurks in the dark shadows.