Paranormal Activity Forecast

June Strawberry Moon Werewolf Warning

Posted on June 27, 2018 by Paranormal Forecaster

June brings us the sometimes rose tinted Strawberry Moon. A Full Moon not only named after its color but also due to June being a time for succulent strawberries harvested at their peak. The sometimes red tint of this Moon is a good thing unlike the nefarious Blood Moon of darkness. In this case, the crimson coloring can either be explained by the Moon’s low lying light refracting position on the horizon or strong localized Strawberry nymph and fairy activity. The metaphysical energies of this months Moon are controlled by various fruit goddesses in conjunction with lunar deities. These enchanted energies facilitate the ascension of minor deities to higher levels of existence. During the Witching Hour we quite often see Goddesses Gaia’s Paradise Plane phasing into our reality in deep rural areas. In these sacred paranormal places secret ascension ceremonies find Goddesses, nymphs, fairies, elves, witches, and other enchanted entities coming together in peaceful union with Mother Nature.

Strawberry Moon Werewolves
Werewolves will be somewhat less aggressive under the Strawberry Moon. However all werewolves who lack transformation control will still go full furry in the lunar light. In areas with high concentrations of Strawberry deities the Werewolves may be downright docile. Still it is recommended never to approach these unpredictable hairy horrors. When traveling forth into the rosy shadows always have holy water, wolfsbane, and silver on your person for self-defense against these meat eating monsters! If you feel your life is in danger it wouldn’t be a waste of time to pray for the protection of a Strawberry Nymph or Fairy as they are in the highest abundance under this marvelous Moon. They are at their peak of power and eager to heed the calls for help from worthy humans. They can easily calm a Werewolf down long enough for you to make your escape. If this occurs you may actually see the deity or at least red sparkles around the Werewolf. It is expected that you will plant 12 strawberry plants the next day and bless them in the fairy or nymphs name. Their name will be sub-consciously implanted in your head through telepathy. Failure to plant the strawberries may bring you bad luck!

A Fairy In The Hand May Equal Immortality!
You can also gently capture a Strawberry Fairy and compel them to take you to their personal strawberry patch hidden out of phase with our reality. Much in the same way you can capture a Leprechaun and gain lucky wishes. Once you release the fairy you may partake of the beyond sweet supernatural berries to gain immortality, the ability to enter the Paradise Plane at will, and see all nature deities around you that are normally invisible. Unfortunately, you cannot take strawberries with you to share nor bring someone back to eat them. Think carefully about the lonely burden of an immortal journey through the sands of future history!

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May Flower Moon Werewolf Watch

Posted on May 29, 2018 by Paranormal Forecaster

May’s Full Moon is upon us and there have been numerous werewolf sightings around the world! The Flower Moon of May brings us an abundance of beautiful blossoms blooming forth across the countryside. For the most part this particular Moon has no positive nor negative effect related to Werewolves. Although the floral spirited lunar energies may cause some werewolves to stop and smell the flowers in fields saturated with them. At the least this could provide you with a distraction to make your escape from these hairy horrors. It’s also plausible these bountiful blooms will attract a number of Flower Fairies and Nymphs. Such Nature Deities are known to aid humans terrorized by werewolves. When venturing out at night always carry holy water and wear pure silver upon your person for paranormal protection!

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April Easter Fool’s Day Alert

Posted on March 31, 2018 by Paranormal Forecaster

This year we have the rare convergence of Easter and April Fools Day on April 1, 2018. The two Leaders of these holidays have decided to work together to supernaturally strengthen both their hallowed holidays. Something kind of amazing considering the mischievous pranking nature of The April Fool. Both him and the Werehare Easter Bunny are melding their holidays into one enchanted entity. The Spirit Of Easter & April Fool’s will create a combined Spirit Of Joviality. The Easter Bunny will incorporate good humored jokes and pranks into his gifts of colored eggs and candy. The fun filled Fool will make his jocularity more Easter themed. We get the feeling a lot of people are going to be egged or get the gift of rotten eggs! Perhaps even a horde of crazy rabbits will be let loose in buildings!

Certainly except the unexpected on this most momentous of Easter Fool’s Days! And of course laugh at yourself if pranked to keep things positive and fuel the holiday spirits for the forces of righteousness. In addition, when performing a prank on someone be sure to do it in a lighthearted way without your intent being full of malice! If not then you only weaken the holiday spirit and give power to the forces of evil. Not to mention the bad karma for yourself!

This whimsical duo will bolster enough holiday power to effectively destroy the April 2nd April Anti-Fool’s Day. A holiday promoted by the forces of darkness that delves into dangerous destructive pranks! It’s been reported the Anti-Fool is already hiding like the coward that he is! Clearly the additional power of Easter was too overwhelming for him! So it seems the month of April will be blessed. Especially with the additional metaphysical energy of the enchanted Easter Fool’s Moon that suppressed many a Werewolf transformation. Happy Easter Fool’s Day To All! May Your Eggs And Jokes Bring You Joy!

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The Easter Fools Blue Moon

Posted on March 31, 2018 by Paranormal Forecaster

The March 31, 2018 Blue Moon, or second Full Moon this month, is the second one of the year. Theoretically there should be a quadruple build of enchanted lunar energies. Especially since the last Blue Moon on January 31, 2018 was a Super Blue Blood Moon Eclipse! Fortunately, there was a magical void that dampened it when February had no full Moon. Still the Blue Moon should bring great supernatural chaos. Especially when it comes to Werewolves who become twice as dangerous in strength and aggressive need to devour humans whole!

Thankfully, this Moon has absorbed the lucky energy of Saint Patrick’s Day along with being considered a rare Easter Fool’s Moon. This due to its close proximity to Easter that happens to fall on April Fool’s Day. The Easter Fool’s Moon is full of sweet joviality as the Easter Bunny and April Fool come together in fun filled unity. Since the Spirit of Leprechaun Luck, Easter enchantment, and April Tomfoolery flow strong in this Moon we should see very little paranormal activity. That includes ghosts and poltergeists! Although the spells of good witches, and righteous supernatural beings will find these lunar energies beneficial.

Despite this unusually peaceful Blue Moon we will still see younger Werewolves transform while older ones will be able to resist. Those that do transform will be rather timid and may ironically only seek out small prey like bunnies. Hopefully not the Easter Bunny! If you come across a Werewolf we still urge you exercise extreme caution and be prepared to defend yourself with Werewolf repellents such as holy water, wolfsbane, and silver. Any sudden movements or erratic behavior on your part could spell your demise. Stay safe and enjoy the marvelous Moon amid this joyous April Easter Fool’s Season!