Paranormal Activity Forecast

So you skipped the frightening shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of human shoppers, zombies, vampires, and the Demon God Of Greed Mammon.  There’s also the potential for demon possession when it comes to those with weak minds. Those suffering from the unfortunate mental condition of greed and a lust for material items. The misguided individuals with such malevolence in their hearts that they are compelled to injure innocent people who get in the way of their supposed shopping deals.  It seems sitting in the safety of your home and shopping the dynamic deals of Cyber Monday on the internet is the way to go.  Sure it’s a lot safer but there are still risks as you furiously click away adding items to your carts as you whip out your credit card!

These include the aforementioned demon possession for the weak minded overwhelmed by material lust.  There are indeed Cyber Demons within cyberspace.  Those dark spirits who can’t quite make it into our reality completely and end up as paranormal binary data forms on the internet. This makes sense when you consider that everything in our physical reality is ultimately composed of Non-Corporeal Energy which is, in essence, a dynamic form of data.

The Demon God Mammon has also been known to possess internet server’s so he can make his way to potential victims IP Addresses.  These Demons don’t keep it old school and are deep down with the in things to perpetuate their dark diabolical craft to the modern fullest!  Mammon and some of the more powerful Cyber Demons get very angry if they can’t possess you.  Possession failure happens more often over the internet than directly in physical reality because demons are more weakened in a digital form.  Although, a burst of demonic rage over their internet inadequacy could equal at the least a bad software virus or at the most a major hardware meltdown as seen in the photo at the top of this page.

In the case of Mammon, he will possess you and walk your body to his nefarious lair.
Then once he has all his victims in one location, the day after Cyber Monday, he will enter into a voracious feeding frenzy to fuel his immortal demonic powers for months to come. The victims will die unless an experienced Demon Slayer, Witch, or Exorcist can get to them before Midnight Tuesday.  The paranormal community calls the day after Cyber Monday Terror Tuesday since that is where we deal with the horrifying Cyber Demonic aftermath! So far nobody has been able to locate Mammon’s temporary lair in time.  By the time supernatural investigators find the location, usually an abandoned warehouse, or cave, it’s too late.  He’s already moved on to a new location to set up his next deadly shop of horrors.

WiFi connections are a demonic danger as well since the high-frequency electromagnetic waves act as a conduit for higher dimensional cyber entities to enter your sub-conscious which is where possession of your mind begins.  The risk of demonic possession is particularly high while sleeping as your sub-conscious manages your greedy material possessed thoughts of the day.  Be sure to sleep far away from the WiFi or turn it off. Ethernet connections are best. Certainly use of mobile devices is a risk on this malevolent Monday!

Cyber-Monday is the number one day for dark Cyber-Entities to rear their blasphemous binary heads forth to plague people with their hellish horror! If you want to avoid the risks that range from computer issues to being eaten alive then be extra cautious on Cyber Monday.  Just think happy thoughts and realize there’s plenty of trinkets for everyone on the internet.  You’ll get your shopping deal but even if you don’t it’s no big deal.  Don’t obsess over material items, and keep a cool head along with a calm heart. If you see your computer starting to wig out then immediately shut it down and leave the room because it could be a demon entering your domain!  Blessing the computer with holy water or merely cleaning the screen off with it can help.  Using a Bible as a mouse pad is another moral measure of security as you surf the perilous virtual waves of Cyber Monday’s ocean of sinister shopping sharks! If all else fails try praying to the holy Cyber-God! Amen!

Interesting Note: Cyber-Genies are usually far less nefarious than their real life Genie in a bottle counterpart. However, it’s always best to exercise caution if you come across one!

When a virtual reality internet comes into existence before the end of the 21st century we will see a massive new wave of possessions and even souls trapped in cyber-space!

Also Beware of Hackers and their diabolical Ransomware!