Paranormal Activity Forecast

The Easter Fools Blue Moon

Posted on March 31, 2018 by Paranormal Forecaster

The March 31, 2018 Blue Moon, or second Full Moon this month, is the second one of the year. Theoretically there should be a quadruple build of enchanted lunar energies. Especially since the last Blue Moon on January 31, 2018 was a Super Blue Blood Moon Eclipse! Fortunately, there was a magical void that dampened it when February had no full Moon. Still the Blue Moon should bring great supernatural chaos. Especially when it comes to Werewolves who become twice as dangerous in strength and aggressive need to devour humans whole!

Thankfully, this Moon has absorbed the lucky energy of Saint Patrick’s Day along with being considered a rare Easter Fool’s Moon. This due to its close proximity to Easter that happens to fall on April Fool’s Day. The Easter Fool’s Moon is full of sweet joviality as the Easter Bunny and April Fool come together in fun filled unity. Since the Spirit of Leprechaun Luck, Easter enchantment, and April Tomfoolery flow strong in this Moon we should see very little paranormal activity. That includes ghosts and poltergeists! Although the spells of good witches, and righteous supernatural beings will find these lunar energies beneficial.

Despite this unusually peaceful Blue Moon we will still see younger Werewolves transform while older ones will be able to resist. Those that do transform will be rather timid and may ironically only seek out small prey like bunnies. Hopefully not the Easter Bunny! If you come across a Werewolf we still urge you exercise extreme caution and be prepared to defend yourself with Werewolf repellents such as holy water, wolfsbane, and silver. Any sudden movements or erratic behavior on your part could spell your demise. Stay safe and enjoy the marvelous Moon amid this joyous April Easter Fool’s Season!

Valentines Day Dark Cupid Warning!

Posted on February 14, 2018 by Paranormal Forecaster

Valentine’s Day is the central holiday of love on Earth. It is the day the forces of good marshal forth the The Spirit Of Love around the world in order to battle the forces of darkness. Of course the forces of darkness also fight back by warping love into something diabolical, and damaging! The leader of this February 14th paranormal holiday is an ascended human who became an Angel Saint named Valentine. The Heavenly Angelic hierarchy granted him permission to preside over Saint Valentine’s Day so the power of love would not spiral out of control or fall into the wrong hands. They especially wanted to take over control from the various Earthly Love Gods, and Goddesses since Angels are at odds with all Gods other than their Lord Father, aka The Omniverse God. Although it’s not quite as bad a rivalry as they have with Demons. There’s even rumors that Valentine has a secret romantic relationship with the Greek Goddess of Love Aphrodite who aids in powering the Spirit Of Love for the forces of light on Earth. Normally this would be blasphemy but humans promoting a person to Sainthood offers said person some amount of tolerance by the non-human Angels.

Valentines Day:The Holiday Of Love
Saint Valentine is in charge of a special group of Angels known as Cupids. Their mission is to channel the Spirit Of Love, and metaphysically manifest it around the world. Saint Valentines Day is the pinnacle of their paranormal quest to imbue love, and harmony upon humankind. In some cases it’s especially needed due to Dark Cupids, aka low level demons who specialize in growing hatred in the hearts of humans. In some cases they may merely weave the web of apathy to suffocate the flames of passion. While Cupids look to bring couples, friends, and family together, Anti-Cupids relish breaking up relationships of all sorts. That is why Valentine’s Day is also Anti-Valentine’s Day as both of these forces clash on February 14th. As with all things, at the end of the day a balance between darkness, and light generally occurs. However Cupids have their work cut out for them in 2018 with the continued hatred seen across the world in response to the Donald Trump Presidency. Something many supernatural beings haven’t seen since the civil unrest of the late 1960’s! However they also had a revolution of peace, and love which we’re seriously not seeing here! There’s also the fact that human history has never seen so many single people, and those in a wide array of dysfunctional relationships!

Dark Cupid Of Damnation!

Dark Valentines Day!
Anti-Valentine’s Day, or Dark Valentines Day, is presided over by The Demon Of Hatred named Odite. On this day he is the Devils favorite demon. He ironically works in conjunction with the Roman Goddess Of Love Venus who now follows the path of dark twisted love. This can be seen in her physical body, the violent planet of Venus. Her jealousy of Goddess Gaia Mother Earth is part of the reason why she turned to the dark side. Her son Cupid is actually the Chief Dark Cupid holding a rare command position over Demons. He has a violent side he obtained from his Father Mars, the Roman God Of War, who rules over his own barren planet of despair. The goal of these misguided demons, and gods, is to foster the Spirit Of Hatred so Dark Valentine’s Day rules the world!

On this day some may feel extra love, extra hatred, or the heavy fog of apathy weighing heavy upon their body, and soul. One’s mindset is key in repelling or attracting certain cupids, and humans as well. Embracing
Anti-Valentine’s Day in a lighthearted manner can be a good release for relationship frustrations. However delving deeper into the dark side can cause Anti-Cupids to feed off your hatred, and bring dark luck upon you….or worse! There are also Succubus and Incubus afoot working in unison with Dark Cupids! All Cupids, good, or bad, will mostly perform their emotional handy work invisibly. However some will take human form, both male, and female, to accomplish their missions. Beware if a mysterious stranger enters your life today. Trust your instincts! If you feel malevolence from the person then flee the scene ASAP for they could be a Cupid Of The Damned! If you feel an unusual attraction, or general feeling of warmth from a complete stranger then they could be a Cupid of love.

Besides good thoughts, Dark Cupids can be repelled by simply celebrating Valentine’s Day, and giving gifts in the name of love, and friendship. This
will also strengthen the Spirit Of Love. There’s also the power of the religious symbology of your particular spiritual belief system. Symbols of love such as hearts. Ruby, and silver heart jewelry with religious symbols on it are particularly powerful especially when blessed by a priest. Also the Lamprocapnos, or Bleeding Heart Plant, and Roses can aid in repealing Anti-Cupids. Especially if mixed with blessed holy water. If you feel in immediate danger pray to Saint Valentine, or even Aphrodite, along with attempting to summon a Cupid to your location via the following spell:

In the name of Saint Valentine I call upon the Cupid of Love,
Your Dark Brothers of hatred have descended upon me,
Please come to my aid in peace like a dove,
I implore you in the name of love to heed my plea!

Valentine’s Day, like most supernatural holidays, brings out practitioners of magic in full force looking to utilize metaphysical energies of love in their magical spells. The most powerful love, and hate spells take place on February 14th. These include potent potions that can deeply manipulate people into bending to their will. Some of these wondrous wielders of magic are rare witches, and warlocks of Love & Dark Love who may call upon their respective Cupid Masters for power. Magical Love, whether light or dark, in the hands of the inexperienced or destructive can lead to varying levels of mayhem! If you do nothing else on Valentine’s Day at least put any harbored hatred on hold. Especially those of you deeply angered by the current political climate. Karma wise it can only come back to haunt you later on!

Stay Safe, And In Love! Happy Valentines Day From Mystic Investigations!

Hypnotic Love Channeling Device

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Demonic Vampire Groundhog Warning

Posted on February 2, 2018 by Xavier Remington

Groundhog Day is upon us, and the sacred act of the chosen few groundhogs who predict the length of our winter are in grave danger. Demonic vampire ground hogs from Hell rise to the surface of our planet on February 2nd looking to add to their numbers by taking down groundhog day heroes such as the immortal Punxsutawney Phil. His Inner Circle, which is in fact a circle of wizards, work to protect him from the forces of evil. Not only do the demonic vampire ground hogs want him, and his immortal brothers, but also those who dabble in the dark magics. Those with ties to the Groundhogs who think the dark side is their ticket to increased power. What they’ll find is their soul compromised, and sacrificed by a demonic vampirehog eating them alive!

These vampire groundhogs are mainly after the immortal ground hogs who walk the path of righteousness yet are ironically scared of their own shadow. The Vamphogs will tear anyone to shreds who stands in their path whether they be human, animal, or even supernatural in nature. Don’t let their size fool you. Think about the terrifying prospect of a rabid squirrel being let loose in your house! That’s nothing in comparison to these little blasphemous bastards! They’ll take down a large man with extreme bloody prejudice! Also be aware that they can dwell in direct sunlight due to the strength of their demonic half. All day, and night on Groundhog’s Day please be vigilant, and look where you’re walking. They’ll super speed up on you, and bite your feet, ankles, and calves with deadly force! Their sharp fangs diving into your flesh to remove every ounce of your precious blood! They can also leap 20 feet in the air without warning so watch your head! Unfortunately common vampire repellents are ineffective! However some standard religious artifacts keep them at bay long enough for you to run away. The silver cross necklace is always a good call in cases such as these! Take care on this gory Ground Hogs Day!

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The Super Blue Blood Moon Eclipse Warning!

Posted on January 31, 2018 by Paranormal Forecaster

If you thought the Blood Moon Of Halloween was a supernatural nightmare of titanic terror then wait until you get a load of The Super Blue Blood Moon Eclipse in the early morning hours of January 31st! Before we say anything else we seriously recommend you stay locked securely indoors during the nighttime hours. All manner of unholy hell will be breaking loose!😮 The Super Moon causes major increases in metaphysical lunar energies thereby increasing paranormal activity both in strength and sheer numbers. The Blue Moon, the second full Moon in one month, has the same effect due to the mystical connection with the first Moon. They create a lunar loop that gives us double the paranormal power. So with two double powered Moons, that’s quadruple the trouble! Expect the most malevolence between the Witching and Devil’s Hours! Be aware that the power of this Moon is so great that it will still present danger even into the sunlit morning hours! Werewolves could still be present! For more information on the enchanting effects of the Blue Moon go here!

Unfortunately, The positive effects of the lunar eclipse are canceled by this. These include vampires temporarily becoming human and werewolves de-transforming to human form. Although that was never completely a positive thing as they still had their monstrous Werewolf persona. In addition, sometimes zombies have been known to freeze in position during a lunar eclipse for reasons not fully understood.

Of course, it is the crimson color of the lunar eclipse that gives it the Blood Moon moniker. Indeed an eclipse is a true blood Moon. Although be it only during that small period of time, unlike a full Blood Moon. A Blood Moon causes extra violent behavior in dark supernatural beings and also increases their power. So during the eclipse itself, we could say there might be Quintuple the metaphysical trouble in combo with the above mentioned Super Blue Moon.

The Violet Moon
We also the unique possibility of a Violet Moon. A rare paranormal phenomenon in areas where the supernatural forces actually make the Moon appear Blue. As the blood red eclipse hits the blue moon it will meld into a violet color. This brief Purple Moon is actually a positive thing. It is a holy light that gives good supernatural beings a major power boost along with turning anything with dark demonic DNA into ash. Even if it’s a being not normally affected by holy sunlight. This includes Werewolves and of course Vampires! There’s even a chance Zombies risen from their graves by dark magic could be destroyed as well! We’ve also seen evidence of exceptionally evil humans getting splitting headaches or worse! If you’re a good person then gaze into the soothing violet light to gain good luck and a healing effect!

History Of The Super Blue Blood Moon
There hasn’t been a Moon like this since 1866! Various supernatural journals and reports from that time indicate paranormal professionals had their hands full! Although they didn’t have our modern weaponry, they were tough as nails back then. Especially those who had just spent years fighting in the Civil War. And of course the further back you go in time the more practitioners of magic there are. They also seemed to have more knowledge of ancient magics. These factors brought the forces of darkness to heel despite the insane metaphysical madness of the Moon. A Moon we won’t see again until 2037!

Expect this Super Blue Blood Moon to be a supernatural issue until February 5th when the Moon is 69% of Full. Generally, 80% of full is the limit for metaphysical repercussions. Especially when it comes to Werewolf transformation. Thankfully we have no Full Moon in February so it should be smooth supernatural sailing until March 2018 when we get another Blue Moon! [Twitter]