The odd paranormal being known as the Gobbler Ghoul first became known in 2011 when a remote turkey farm became ground zero for a new breed of ghouls. A nefarious farmer severely mistreated his turkeys causing them to cannibalize their fellow turkey kind. Cannibalization in humans leads to one becoming a ghoul. However in animals this usually doesn’t occur. Despite this the surviving group of gobblers became a very disturbing breed of ghastly ghoul never seen before. The grisly Gobbler Ghoul was most likely created due to the farmer practicing black magic in an effort to increase the size of the turkeys for the purposes of petty profits.
As with all ghouls they only crave the dead flesh of their own species which means they really want your Thanksgiving turkey, and they’ll do anything to get it! They destroyed the black magic farmer who stood in the way of their escape and they’ll horrifically eradicate any person, or animal, that stands in the way of getting their sharp claws into your scrumptious Thanksgiving dinner! In particular be sure to keep a close eye on your dogs and cats as they may be the first target of this terrifying turkey of torment. Although members of the paranormal community fought to exterminate this macabre menace they are very speedy, strong, and elusive in nature. One aspect of the dark magic is the fact that they only come out on Thanksgiving. The rest of the year they hide away in a dormant state. A good number were destroyed by supernatural hunters while the Gobbler Ghouls lie in this motionless state. Often found in dense bushes bordering farmlands.
The Gobbler Ghouls have a sinister demon like intelligence, glowing red eyes, and razor sharp claws! They even walk upright on their hind legs with amazing ease! These monstrous mistakes of magic make the classic “gobble gobble” turkey sound except it’s more guttural and echoing in nature. The bellow of this blasphemous beast will definitely send a chill up your spine! They loathe sunlight so Thanksgiving morning and evening is the most dangerous time but they still could crash through your window during the day to devour your turkey and maim anyone at the table. Especially if your house is in a wooded area providing plenty of shadowy shade. We recommend having a Priest bless your turkey as religious artifacts (holy water, crosses, etc) will work to repel the Ghoul to some extent due to the demonic aspect of the dark magic which created them. Unfortunately these methods are not guaranteed to work since their DNA isn’t truly demonic in nature. Have an ax near the table so you can try to behead the beast. That and incineration in fire are the only sure ways to destroy this diabolical Thanksgiving threat. You could always shove it in a stove to cook for dinner. Unfortunately the meat tastes rather wretched and the side effect are unknown! Despite this we hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Famine, disease, and death had nearly overwhelmed the European settlers, known as the Pilgrims, at Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts. Thankfully a happy Thanksgiving feast courtesy of a successful harvest was celebrated with local Native Americans in 1621. This turnaround in the Pilgrims fortunes was thanks to the Indians who shared their knowledge of how to cultivate corn, extract sap from maple trees, catch fish, and avoid poisonous plants. Unfortunately this isolated goodwill between the Europeans and the Indians was short lived as evidenced by the long bloody brutal history between our two peoples.
The atrocities were more widespread among the Native American people who suffered greatly as their ancestral home was ripped away along with the eradication of their way of life from the North American continent. The millions of Indians dying horrible deaths along with the injustice wrought upon Native Americans as a whole creates a plethora of restless vengeful ghosts and spirits out for justice! There’s even reports of deadly Indian poltergeists afoot! Especially during the Witching and Devil’s Hours! Thanksgiving Day is a focal point for non-corporeal Native American rage because it represents a broken compact of trust and friendship between Europeans, and Natives.
During the days before and after Thanksgiving, including the day itself, it would be best to steer clear of any Indian burial grounds, battlegrounds, or anywhere indigenous Americans were rumored to have lived or died in. Unfortunately many of these places are lost to history, and your home or business could in fact be at ground zero for the coming Indian ghost onslaught. You’re in particular danger if you have any European blood coursing through your veins! If that’s the case then your best bet is to celebrate Thanksgiving in a manner respectful to the spirit of the holiday. Be sure to hang up decorations that display unity between Pilgrims, and Indigenous Americans. And of course have a hearty festive feast chock full of the traditional dishes including the iconic turkey. Most importantly be sure to give thanks to the Lord of your choice and ask for protection against the rightfully vengeful Native American spirits. If faced with a vengeful ghost who pegs your ancestors as atrocity makers then plead for forgiveness and make it clear you don’t condone their behaviour. Hopefully this will ward them off! Have a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving!
Some call the Full Moon of November The Beaver Moon. However in the paranormal community we usually refer to it as the Dark Moon. Not to be confused with the New Moon of each month. In this case it is especially a Dark Moon because it falls so close to Halloween. The forces of darkness are still riding high after their night of triumphant terror. This coupled with the days giving way to ever growing nocturnal shadows. Sinister shadows cast amid the last leaves of alluring autumn falling away into the first snows of winter. It’s a time when death appears to grip the countryside. Thankfully it’s not all doom and gloom as The Spirit Of Christmas begins to awaken around the world!
Since this Moon is so close to Halloween it almost acts like a pseudo-Halloween Blood Moon. Expect a general increase in paranormal activity from all manner of horrifying beings including vampires, dark spirits, and zombies who may have risen from their graves on the Day Of The Dead! Despite this the real threat is from Werewolves. Under this Moon they will be more aggressive and numerous than usual. We’ve already seen a number vicious Lycanthrope attacks since the Moon has been 80% of full! We suggest staying indoors during the night of the 100% Full Moon. If you must go out take the necessary supernatural countermeasures to protect yourself and your family from this monstrous menace! These include holy water, wolfsbane, silver jewelry, and of course silver bullets as a last resort! Remember that these titanic terrors are humans by day!
November 2nd All Souls Day, aka the true paranormal Day Of the Dead, will see a great deal of ghostly activity! A variety of non-demonic non-corporeal entities soak up the titanic Angelic energies left over from November 1st’s Hallowmas All Saints Day. Luckily most demonic based activity will be repelled. However ghastly ghosts, and grave rising zombies could result! All Souls Day is one of the most prolific times for ghosts to materialize in various forms along with people communicating with them by a variety of means that include Ouija Boards. In fact this is one of the few days of the year, along with Christmas, where you can safely use an Ouija Board without worry of calling up some demon or sinister spirit. Often times such entities pose as dead humans for their own despicable purposes!
Some ghosts are able to materialize in powerful solid light forms, aka photons forming densely packed molecular matter. Others can inhabit their corpses coming back to life as sapient zombies. Those who were cremated with their ashes still in one place may reform amid a blinding whirlwind to self-resurrect as a gray ashen being that somewhat resembles a sickly human. Standard mindless zombies can form when weaker ghosts attempt to enter their bodies, professional practitioners of magic intervention, and even misguided family members dabbling in magics they have no comprehension of. A select few may manage a complete self-resurrection thereby becoming permanent immortal humans. In some cases ghosts, and other non-demonic spirits may possess weak willed people. Thankfully the possession can only last until the end of The Day Of The Dead. Naturally all the above cases will happen in relatively small quantities in comparison to the entire global populace. Luckily the majority of any dangerous activity will cease at Midnight on November 3rd as the last of the enchanted Angelic energies fade gracefully from the Earth!