Non-Corporeal Entities Of Evil Warning

Poltergeist WomanThe unseen energies of the current active solar cycle have yielded high levels of X-Rays, and Geomagnetic Storms in the atmosphere which in turn are powering up various non-corporeal entities.  These entities might range from benign ghosts to violent poltergeists.  In rare cases you may see demons, and other beings of the fifth dimension, and beyond manifest in menacing ways.  Due to the Jupiter Triangle Of Death we may see various Gods, and Goddesses appear as well.  Those who have little to no worship, and never manifested in a physical form ended up being banished to the dark place between life, and death.  The massive energies being bombarded upon the Earth will awaken many once dark dormant beings so take special care to avoid places where the dead lie, or where death has occurred.  Especially cemeteries, mortuaries, and morgues.  Naturally it’s a no brainer to avoid your local haunted house during these dangerous times!

The manifestation of these other dimensional beings can be in a harmless audio visual form that may also include noxious odors, and localized temperature changes usually on the chilly side.  On the dangerous side of the spectrum we will see the use of telekinetic powers launching objects at you along with possible possessions of the demonic kind.  Disgusting gooey ectoplasm may splatter about as well. In rare cases some metaphysical beings will be able to obtain corporeal form.  If you come in contact with unknown entities then contact your local paranormal professionals , or ghost hunters immediately.  If you find your house haunted then leave the premises immediately!  Do not attempt to confront a ghost or poltergeist on your own!  You do so at your own risk!

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May Moon Werewolf Warning

Ferocious WerewolfThe larger than life full Moon of May, due to it’s low position on the horizon, will created more ferocious Werewolves hopped up on lunar power.  Stay alert on all nights with at least an 80% Moon from dusk to dawn.  Check out other Werewolf Warnings for the appropriate countermeasures to take if you decide to risk your life, and venture out into the darkness never knowing if you’ll return home again.  Be sure to take advantage of the new battery powered super soaker squirt guns to make the most of your holy water for those who do not wish for violence.

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Celestial Conjunction Jupiter Triangle Warning

Jupiter Triangle Of DeathAt dusk on May 26th, 2013, while the sky is still sunset lit in a kaleidoscope of colors, expect to see the terrifying trinity of doom which may appear to be an innocent celestial conjunction of three planetary bodies to most sky gazers.  However those of us in the paranormal community know it to be the Jupiter Triangle Of Death!  On Sunday evening you will witness the planets Jupiter, Venus (the brightest in the sky), and Mercury, at the apex, of a rare planetary triangle.  This astronomical event has supernatural implications which include the focus of energetic powers on Earth which may be utilized by dark practitioners of magic.

Although the planets motions are fixed, the planets themselves have souls who are Gods.  Like Earth, who has the soul of the Goddess Gaia, aka Mother Earth or Nature, interwoven within in it, the other planets have the souls of the Gods Venus, Jupiter, and Mercury.  Various mystics have confirmed that Venus, the Roman Goddess of Love, is having an affair with her half-brother Mercury, the Roman God of Communications and Commerce.  This explains why her jealously has been brought to such an angry level.  Clearly Mercury, and their Father Jupiter, King of the Roman Gods, and the Solar System, has compelled her to join together in an unholy alliance in a conspiracy against Mother Earth Gaia, and King Of The Greek Gods Zeus who has a great deal of pull among all Gods, and Goddesses on Earth.  In fact most end up ignoring Jupiter who is to have domain over the entire Solar System.  It’s somewhat akin to the TV show The Sopranos where Junior Soprano is made Boss but everyone knows the real Boss is his nephew Tony Soprano.  Jupiter is deeply jealous of Zeus, and the respect he commands.  Despite being King Of The Solar System the real power is on Earth where life resides while the rest of the planets are barren.

The lack of life on all the other planets, including Venus, is where her jealously of Gaia comes in.  Venus has always felt slighted for not having her planet full of life, and love like that of Earth.  Efforts were made to make this happen but not even Jupiter has the power to change the course of the planets to such a degree.  They are controlled by an unseen force.  Perhaps the Galactic God Orbislacteus but ultimately the Omniverse God most likely has charted a destiny for all in our Universe.  Mercury is known to be worshiped by various evil plutocratic forces who are at the apex of evil in the dark world of the supernatural that wishes to rule over Earth.  Although they derive most of their power from demons.   Mercury has never been a fan of his desolate hellish planet as well.  Now this unholy trinity of jealously has a celestial alignment to focus their combined powers on Earth in the hopes of overwhelming the souls of Gaia, and accessing her powers which they will use against Zeus in a ploy to take over rule of the Gods, and the entire Earth as well.  However even if they do that demons will probably swoop in, and take command from them by extreme force.  The plutocratic forces of evil are only using Mercury in another plot to seize total control over the world of the supernatural, and humanity as well.

In addition to this serious conspiracy against all of us there will be a general increase in paranormal activity including that of ghosts, and poltergeists.  These non-corporeal entities are already energies by the current increase in solar x-rays, and geomagnetic activity in the atmosphere.  There will also be many practitioners of magic who will use the rays of magical Godly powers showering the Earth for their own little nefarious plots to gain power, revenge, or whatever their little black hearts desire.  Some forces of good will also try to access the energy to fortify their positions, and prevent the Earth from falling into nefarious hands.  Be on the look out for dark Sorcerers, Warlocks, Wizards, and Witches roaming about the dark shadows of dust.  If you see odd people dressed in long flowing dark robes then we suggest running in the other direction or hiding until they’re gone.  These dabblers of dark magic are people you do not want to mess with!

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Pink Moon And Partial Eclipse Werewolf Warning

Pink Moon WerewolfThe Pink Moon of April is upon us as the Moon reaches 99% of full.  The Pink Moon originally got it’s name from the first flowers of summer which are pink moss, and pink phlox in some areas.  Flowers used in various mystical potions, and spells which may play a role in the Moon actually appearing pink in some places.  Angle of sunset, clouds, and air pollutants might cause a somewhat pink hue in some areas as well.  However the true deep pink color is magical in origin, and is caused by various practitioners of magic channeling the power of spring, and even the spirit of Easter which still hangs in the air of April thanks to the beloved Easter Bunny.  Anywhere near the worlds only known Werehare, aka Easter Bunny, or the Spirit Of Easter will also experience the full pink colored Moon without witches, warlocks, wizards, or sorcerers having a hand in it.

The Pink Moon generally has a calming effect on Werewolves causing less aggression.  Although we don’t get the gentle cuddly white Werewolves of the December Yule Moon under the power of the spirit of Christmas, and Saint Nicholas.  If we were closer to Easter, or had the first full Moon before Easter, known as the Egg Moon, then conditions would be very safe for humans on the full Moon nights of April 2013.  Unfortunately you should still be on alert as dusk approaches.  Locations with a deep pink Moon will see most Werewolves ignoring humans, rabbits, and small helpless animals in general.  Instead they will go after other larger prey.  Especially if said animal is aggressive such a a bear, wildcat, pit bull, etc.  Those in areas where the Moon looks normal will have to take care in not provoking a Werewolf.  If you spot one you must stand still, and avoid eye contact.  They should move on as opposed to the normal tearing you to bits for dinner.  If you can’t tell what the Moon looks like due to cloud cover then don’t chance it, and be on high alert.  Even with clouds hiding the Moon a Lycanthrope feels the mystical pull of it’s special supernatural properties.

So far we are hopeful that the Pink Moon is a blessing to us since we have few reports of deadly Werewolf and human interactions.  Only a few scratches, and scrapes thus far.  Although last night one man in Logan, Utah reported a “large rabid wolf with glowing yellow eyes bit a chunk of his rear end off.”  The man, who wished to remain anonymous, is doing well despite the loss of his private Moon during the Earth’s full Moon.  Our analysis indicates he most likely egged the Werewolf on by barking at it like a mad man.  No word out as to whether alcohol was involved, or perhaps just a mental deficiency.

What Effect Will The Partial Lunar Eclipse Have On Werewolves?

The partial lunar eclipse that will only cover 1.5% of the Moons surface will have virtually no effect on Werewolves, or any other supernatural beings for that matter.  A full lunar eclipse causes werewolf de-transformation yet they maintain their werewolf persona in human form going on serial killing sprees unless they are already in control of their transformations, and have the power to keep their human persona. Generally people in such rare eclipse instances of serial rage are labeled as insane, and are sent to a mental institution for the rest of their lives.  That is if they were witnessed in the act during that brief time in human form.  If sent to an institution for the criminally insane the doctors quickly realize they have something very supernatural on their hands, and call the Men In Black from the government to step in. Varying degrees of lunar eclipse will cause different levels of physical de-transformation while the Werewolves persona stays the same.  For instance a 50% eclipse of the Moon would yield a wolf man or wolf woman type of being rather than the monstrous animal form of a full Lycanthrope.  As the eclipse subsides they will return to full Werewolf form, and instead take on their human persona for the rest of night.  If this is something they have never done before it will be a shock to look in the mirror, and see their monstrous fur ridden demonic selves!

It’s also rumored that the Lycantrope Virus, the cause of humans transmuting into Werewolves, is vulnerable during an eclipse and that there’s a chance for a cure and the restoration of full humanity.  Even if that is true the 1.5% dimming of the Moon is hardly adequate to allow for such a miracle.

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No April Fool Alert This Year!

The April Fool

Why because I’m The April Fool, and I’ve taken over this entire site!  I will make fools out of everyone at Mystic Investigations, and everyone else I choose to embarrass!  See the past alerts the mystic fools have posted about me!  Also enjoy how I trashed the homepage of this smelly site! Happy April Fools Day Losers! My Message To The Mystic Morons: http://mysticinvestigations.com/april-fool.wav

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