The Shamrock Storm Moon Werewolf Warning!

TShamrock Moonhe Full Moon of March is most often referred to as the Storm Moon in the supernatural community. However like any Moon, it’s mystical magic can be dominated by various metaphysical forces. Since this Full Moon is four days away from lucky Saint Patrick’s Day, and Leprechauns are out in full force, they have some sway on the Lunar powers. So this month the Moon is called the Shamrock Storm Moon. Most Storm Moons produce more aggressive Werewolves brazen enough to enter more populated areas to satiate their need for fresh meat! Thankfully The Spirit Of Luck, and The Angel Saint Patrick, have lessened this rage. You should also manage to escape a Werewolf through pure luck! Particularly if you carry luck charms with you. Whether that be shamrock, a four leafed clover, rabbit’s foot, horse shoe, gold coin, or anything you personally considered a symbol of luck.

In some areas where Leprechauns are scurrying about you may find the Moon appears to have an emerald tint to it. When you see that rest assured you can venture out at night, and face an entire Werewolf pack without worry of even getting a scratch! We always err on the side of paranormal caution so this claim isn’t made lightly! If it appears dark green then you have witches, or other practitioners of magic, in vicinity channeling the metaphysical energies of righteous luck. As long as you bask in the green glow of this marvelous Moon nothing bad can happen to you! When a green hued Shamrock Moon falls on Saint Patrick’s Day itself you are imbued with good luck for 7 days afterward!

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Valentines Day Dark Cupid Warning!

Cupid GirlValentine’s Day is the central holiday of love on Earth. It is the day the forces of good marshal forth the The Spirit Of Love around the world in order to battle the forces of darkness.  Of course the forces of darkness also fight back by warping love into something diabolical, and damaging!  The leader of this February 14th paranormal holiday is an ascended human who became an Angel Saint named Valentine.  The Heavenly Angelic hierarchy granted him permission to preside over Saint Valentine’s Day so the power of love would not spiral out of control or fall into the wrong hands.  They especially wanted to take over control from the various Earthly Love Gods, and Goddesses since Angels are at odds with all Gods other than their Lord Father, aka The Omniverse God. Although it’s not quite as bad a rivalry as they have with Demons.  There’s even rumors that Valentine has a secret romantic relationship with the Greek Goddess of Love Aphrodite who aids in powering the Spirit Of Love for the forces of light on Earth.  Normally this would be blasphemy but humans promoting a person to Sainthood offers said person some amount of tolerance by the non-human Angels.

Saint Valentine is in charge of a special group of Angels known as Cupids.  Their mission is to channel the Spirit Of Love, and metaphysically manifest it around the world.  Saint Valentines Day is the pinnacle of their paranormal quest to imbue love, and harmony upon humankind.  In some cases it’s especially needed due to Dark Cupids, aka low level demons who specialize in growing hatred in the hearts of humans.  In some cases they may merely weave the web of apathy to suffocate the flames of passion. While Cupids look to bring couples, friends, and family together, Anti-Cupids relish breaking up relationships of all sorts.  That is why Valentine’s Day is also Anti-Valentine’s Day as both of these forces clash on February 14th. As with all things, at the end of the day a balance between darkness, and light generally occurs. However Cupids have their work cut out for them in 2017 with the violent hatred seen across the world in response to the Donald Trump Presidency. Something many supernatural beings haven’t seen since the civil unrest of the late 1960’s! However they also had a revolution of peace, and love which we’re seriously not seeing here! There’s also the fact that human history has never seen so many single people, and those in a wide array of dysfunctional relationships!

Dark Cupid Of Damnation

Dark Cupid Of Damnation!

Dark Valentines Day!
Anti-Valentine’s Day, or Dark Valentines Day, is presided over by The Demon Of Hatred named Odite.  On this day he is the Devils favorite demon.  He ironically works in conjunction with the Roman Goddess Of Love Venus who now follows the path of dark twisted love.  This can be seen in her physical body, the violent planet of Venus.  Her jealousy of Goddess Gaia Mother Earth is part of the reason why she turned to the dark side. Her son Cupid is actually the Chief Dark Cupid holding a rare command position over Demons.  He has a violent side he obtained from his Father Mars, the Roman God Of War, who rules over his own barren planet of despair.  The goal of these misguided demons, and gods, is to foster the Spirit Of Hatred so Dark Valentine’s Day rules the world!

On this day some may feel extra love, extra hatred, or the heavy fog of apathy weighing heavy upon their body, and soul. One’s mindset is key in repelling or attracting certain cupids, and humans as well.  Embracing
Anti-Valentine’s Day in a lighthearted manner can be a good release for relationship frustrations. However delving deeper into the dark side can cause Anti-Cupids to feed off your hatred, and bring dark luck upon you….or worse!  All Cupids, good, or bad, will mostly perform their emotional handy work invisibly. However some will take human form, both male, and female, to accomplish their missions.  Beware if a mysterious stranger enters your life today.  Trust your instincts! If you feel malevolence from the person then flee the scene ASAP for they could be a Cupid Of The Damned! If you feel an unusual attraction, or general feeling of warmth from a complete stranger then they could be a Cupid of love.

Besides good thoughts, Dark Cupids can be repelled by simply celebrating Valentine’s Day, and giving gifts in the name of love, and friendship.  This
will also strengthen the Spirit Of Love.  There’s also the power of the religious symbology of your particular spiritual belief system. Symbols of love such as hearts. Ruby, and silver heart jewelry with religious symbols on it are particularly powerful especially when blessed by a priest. Also the Lamprocapnos, or Bleeding Heart Plant, and Roses can aid in repealing Anti-Cupids. Especially if mixed with blessed holy water. If you feel in immediate danger pray to Saint Valentine, or even Aphrodite, along with attempting to summon a Cupid to your location via the following spell:

Dark Luck HeartIn the name of Saint Valentine I call upon the Cupid of Love,
Your Dark Brothers of hatred have descended upon me,
Please come to my aid in peace like a dove,
I implore you in the name of love to heed my plea!

Valentine’s Day, like most supernatural holidays, brings out practitioners of magic in full force looking to utilize metaphysical energies of love in their magical spells.  The most powerful love, and hate spells take place on February 14th.  These include potent potions that can deeply manipulate people into bending to their will. Some of these wondrous wielders of magic are rare witches, and warlocks of Love & Dark Love who may call upon their respective Cupid Masters for power.  Magical Love, whether light or dark, in the hands of the inexperienced or destructive can lead to varying levels of mayhem! If you do nothing else on Valentine’s Day at least put any harbored hatred on hold. Especially those of you deeply angered by the current political climate.  Karma wise it can only come back to haunt you later on!

Stay Safe, And In Love! Happy Valentines Day From Mystic Investigations!


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Demonic Vampire Groundhog Warning

Groundhog Day is upon us, and the sacred act of the chosen few groundhogs who predict the length of our winter are in grave danger.  Demonic vampire ground hogs from Hell rise to the surface of our planet on February 2nd looking to add to their numbers by taking down groundhog day heroes such as the immortal Punxsutawney Phil.  His Inner Circle, which is in fact a circle of wizards, work to protect him from the forces of evil.  Not only do the demonic vampire ground hogs want him, and his immortal brothers, but also those who dabble in the dark magics. Those with ties to the Groundhogs who think the dark side is their ticket to increased power. What they’ll find is their soul compromised, and sacrificed by a demonic vampirehog eating them alive!

These vampire groundhogs are mainly after the immortal ground hogs who walk the path of righteousness yet are ironically scared of their own shadow. The Vamphogs will tear anyone to shreds who stands in their path whether they be human, animal, or even supernatural in nature.  Don’t let their size fool you.  Think about the terrifying prospect of a rabid squirrel being let loose in your house! That’s nothing in comparison to these little blasphemous bastards! They’ll take down a large man with extreme bloody prejudice!  Also be aware that they can dwell in direct sunlight due to the strength of their demonic half.  All day, and night on Groundhog’s Day please be vigilant, and look where you’re walking. They’ll super speed up on you, and bite your feet, ankles, and calves with deadly force! Their sharp fangs diving into your flesh to remove every ounce of your precious blood!  They can also leap 20 feet in the air without warning so watch your head!  Unfortunately common vampire repellents are ineffective!  However some standard religious artifacts keep them at bay long enough for you to run away.  The silver cross necklace is always a good call in cases such as these!  Take care on this gory Ground Hogs Day!

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A Friday The 13th Warning Is In Effect!

Terror Of The 13th!2017 will bring us two Friday The 13th’s. One in January, and another in October just in time for Halloween. The fabled Friday The 13th spawns global Paraskevidekatriaphobia, aka the fear of Friday The 13th, along with Triskaidekaphobia, fear of the number 13 itself.  These fears foment into a sub-conscious spirit within the human collective consciousness causing increased bad luck, and dark metaphysical energies. Thankfully like many spontaneous spirits created by the human collective thought process, it’s not a conscious sentient entity.  However there are nefarious forces of darkness who would love to breath life into the sinister spirit thereby creating a dangerous God! Certainly a pure sapient manifestation of dark luck would be a frightening force to be reckoned with!  Unfortunately this massive manifestation of dark energy will be used by nefarious black magic masters to propel their poisonous agenda forth!  The dark luck energies will also produce metaphysical maelstroms substantially powering up ghosts, poltergeists, and demons.  Expect ever increasing displays of paranormal activity as Friday The 13th progresses.  However it’s expected that the Witching Hour through the Devil’s Hour on Friday morning will present the most dangerous activity! We can only hope that The Spirit Of Christmas is still strong enough to dissipate some of these alarming activities!

Dark Leprechauns Will Be Afoot
Clurichaun Of EvilClurichauns, aka Anti-Leprechauns, feed off the dark luck running rampant throughout the 13th! These monstrous Leprechauns of darkness feed off people’s insecurities as they cause mayhem wherever they can!  They will be on the look out for the weak willed down on their luck who will eagerly accept their dark deals. Deals of damnation that will find them in a world of lowly luck hurt later down the line.  Never make a deal with a Dark Leprechaun, or any being who claims to be a Leprechaun.  Leprechauns generally avoid humans so odds are it’s a Clurichaun! Also beware of these dark little Devils gaining control over a Wolf Moon Werewolf pack for the purposes of attacking you with glee!

Friday The 13th Demon Specter
Friday The 13thAnother cause for concern are the rumors swirling about that various powerful factions of evil are attempting to resurrect The Friday The 13th Demon Specter from the Underworld, aka physical Hell.  This specialty demon operated free of the Devil’s Hell regime, and fed off paraskevidekatriaphobia, the number 13 in general, and a variety of other frights & anxieties. He was banished there after Mystic Investigations very own witch Rebecca Abernathy lured him into the powerful hands of the Norse Gods Odin, Thor, and Frigga in February of 2015.  The Demon Specter is being held in the Norse Hell Dimension of the Underworld under the guard of Hel, daughter of the Norse God Loki, along with other Norse deities.  With the Demon now helpless, and at the mercy of Earthly Gods, he has lost his free terror agent status beholden to whoever releases him.  So naturally a plethora of dark magical practitioners are clamouring to free him, and use his powers for their own despicable ends!  If he should be freed then it’s open season on anyone in a fearful state!

Jason Voorhees
Jason 13thThe biggest news is that this is the second Friday The 13th since the resurrection of the deeply dangerous Jason Voorhees! a real metaphysical menace portrayed as fiction in the Friday The 13th movie franchise to deflect any truth of his reality from the public.  Jason was merely a dark spirit after having his physical form destroyed by the world famous supernatural warrior team known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s.  Then on November 13, 2015 The Jason Voorhees Cult managed to resurrect him back into this world!  Since last year’s Friday The 13th there have been sparse sightings of Jason across the continental United States.  This Friday The Thirteenth is essential for him to amp up his dark powers, and prepare for the coming Summer Camp season.  He does love sacrificing those crazy hormonal teens romping about woodland lakes on warm Summer nights!  It’s looking like the Voorhees Cult may attempt to organize some kind of party at a Summer Camp near a lake so Jason can swim in a smorgasbord of terrified teen blood!  This happened on May 13, 2016 but the government covered up the paranormal blood bath! We can only pray that some supernatural crime fighting organization gets there in time to stop it this time! Perhaps even us here at Mystic Investigations! The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s are scattered across the country looking for Jason as we speak!

If you spot any strange activity from Midnight to 4 AM or so on the morning of Friday The 13th at an abandoned Summer Camp by a lake then contact your nearest paranormal investigations firm or powerful practitioner of magic. If you can’t locate anyone then go ahead, and dial 911. While on the phone with the Operator have the first words from your mouth be “PDA” as in the US Paranormal Defense Agency.  Since all phone calls are being monitored in real time by the NSA they will hear that, and immediately relay the recorded call to the top secret branch of the US Defense Agency that deals with supernatural threats. The 911 Operator will be puzzled that your call was dropped along with all your data wiped clean from their computer systems! Jason is on the US Government’s Most Wanted Supernatural Beings List. Hopefully they can at least do something to reduce the bloody carnage. Generally red tape, bloated bureaucracies, and misinformation plague the US PDA. However it’s better than the local authorities who are ill equipped to deal with such murderous metaphysical matters!

A New Friday The 13th Player For The Forces Of Good?
Despite all this threatening nefarious news there is a new force of good trying to reshape Friday The 13th into something positive! Certainly we have good witches out there attempting to call upon Gods & Goddesses of Friday, such as the Norse Goddess Frigga, for the purposes of battling all the dark luck.  Leprechauns are also being drawn into the Friday frey spreading good luck as best they can.  Certainly we recommend lucky charms, and positive thinking to aid in your survival of the 13th.  However a more jovial yet mischievous force, somewhat akin to The April Fool, made her debut on May 13, 2016.  Our investigations have revealed that she is a human born with a paranormal gene that absorbs bad luck.  She may have also been born at exactly Midnight on Friday The 13th thereby making her immune to many of the unlucky perils of the day.  Apparently she’s a stand-up comic who always enjoyed pranking people as a kid.  Now her mission is to marshal dark luck into something hilarious as she goes around embarrassing people with her pranks, and jokes. You can help out her quest to create a new Spirit Of Friday The 13th by perpetuating good natured pranks as well! If you fall prey to her, or someone else, then try to laugh about it to keep things positive rather than getting angry.  Don’t be the one who fuels a dark entities insatiable appetite for negative energy! She still hasn’t come up with an official name for herself since she is rather elusive, and hasn’t given any interviews. It’s not known if she will call herself the Friday Fool or The Friday The 13 Fool? Hopefully she can go about her business without being attacked by any evil entities!  It seems things went rather well during 2016’s only Friday The 13th. We also hope she doesn’t visit us since we’re already still embarrassed by The April Fool’s tomfoolery perpetrated upon us on April 1, 2016!

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