Friday The 13th Manhattanhenge Jason Voorhees Warning!

Manhattanhenge , or the Manhattan Solstice, is the beautiful biannual alignment of the sunset with the monolithic buildings of New York City. This years enchanted event will take place on Thursday, July 12, 8:20 p.m. and Friday, July 13, 8:21 p.m Eastern Daylight Time. The Thursday evening spectacle brings about the standard metaphysical mayhem of ghost, poltergeists, dark spirits, and more!  For more information please read our past paranormal forecasts for Manhattanhenge. Despite this the true danger lies on Friday The 13th as the metaphysical energies mingle with the dark luck of that day!

Friday The 13th spawns Paraskevidekatriaphobia, aka the fear of Friday The 13th, along with Triskaidekaphobia, the fear of the number 13 itself.  These frights foment into a sub-conscious spirit within the human collective consciousness causing increased bad luck and dark metaphysical energies.  The dark luck energies produce metaphysical maelstroms substantially surging forth ghosts, poltergeists, and demons.  Expect the Witching Hour through the Devil’s Hour on Friday morning  to present the most danger. However don’t discount the damnation that lies in the darkness beyond sunset straight through into Saturday morning! Only at first light will all be well again! Also be on alert for Clurichauns, aka Dark Leprechauns, looking to feed off the dark fortunes of those desperately grasping for good luck in their time of need.

Jason Takes Manhattan!
Jason Voorhees is literally expected to take Manhattan! Just like the movie titled “Jason T
akes Manhattan” you will see a rare appearance of this living dead serial killer in New York. Indeed he is a very real supernatural being! This courtesy of the Manhattanhenge manifestations mingling with that of Friday The 13th. Psychics, seers, and mystics are predicting he will spend the evening taking lives in the city while delivering death during the Witching through Devil’s hour in a nearby rural area with a lake. One with a summer camp is his ideal choice! It’s all apart of his murderous demonic ritual to bolster his paranormal power base. Naturally he’s not too bright so this is more or less orchestrated by his infamous Voorhees Cult who directs him about. Although he does sometimes have a mind of his own and veers off the supernatural script. At least on this Friday The 13th we have some idea where he’ll be as opposed to him popping up anywhere in the United States!

If you reside in Manhattan and spot a large gentleman in a hockey mask wielding a machete then high tail it in the opposite direction as fast as your feet will carry you! It’s possible to out run Jason if you know the city well. His natural habitats are forests and lakes so you have the home field advantage. Just don’t find yourself in Central Park or the tables may turn on you!

On a positive note the Friday The 13th Demon Specter is still out of play thanks to Norse Gods!

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June Strawberry Moon Werewolf Warning

June brings us the sometimes rose tinted Strawberry Moon. A Full Moon not only named after its color but also due to June being a time for succulent strawberries harvested at their peak. The sometimes red tint of this Moon is a good thing unlike the nefarious Blood Moon of darkness. In this case, the crimson coloring can either be explained by the Moon’s low lying light refracting position on the horizon or strong localized Strawberry nymph and fairy activity. The metaphysical energies of this months Moon are controlled by various fruit goddesses in conjunction with lunar deities. These enchanted energies facilitate the ascension of minor deities to higher levels of existence. During the Witching Hour we quite often see Goddesses Gaia’s Paradise Plane phasing into our reality in deep rural areas. In these sacred paranormal places secret ascension ceremonies find Goddesses, nymphs, fairies, elves, witches, and other enchanted entities coming together in peaceful union with Mother Nature.

Strawberry Moon Werewolves
Werewolves will be somewhat less aggressive under the Strawberry Moon. However all werewolves who lack transformation control will still go full furry in the lunar light. In areas with high concentrations of Strawberry deities the Werewolves may be downright docile. Still it is recommended never to approach these unpredictable hairy horrors. When traveling forth into the rosy shadows always have holy water, wolfsbane, and silver on your person for self-defense against these meat eating monsters! If you feel your life is in danger it wouldn’t be a waste of time to pray for the protection of a Strawberry Nymph or Fairy as they are in the highest abundance under this marvelous Moon. They are at their peak of power and eager to heed the calls for help from worthy humans. They can easily calm a Werewolf down long enough for you to make your escape. If this occurs you may actually see the deity or at least red sparkles around the Werewolf. It is expected that you will plant 12 strawberry plants the next day and bless them in the fairy or nymphs name. Their name will be sub-consciously implanted in your head through telepathy. Failure to plant the strawberries may bring you bad luck!

A Fairy In The Hand May Equal Immortality!
You can also gently capture a Strawberry Fairy and compel them to take you to their personal strawberry patch hidden out of phase with our reality. Much in the same way you can capture a Leprechaun and gain lucky wishes. Once you release the fairy you may partake of the beyond sweet supernatural berries to gain immortality, the ability to enter the Paradise Plane at will, and see all nature deities around you that are normally invisible. Unfortunately, you cannot take strawberries with you to share nor bring someone back to eat them. Think carefully about the lonely burden of an immortal journey through the sands of future history!

Read About Mystic Investigations Adventure With A Strawberry Fairy!

The Silver Moonstone Ring May Aid In Protection Against Werewolves

Read Our June 2015 Strawberry Moon Alert

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May Flower Moon Werewolf Watch

May’s Full Moon is upon us and there have been numerous werewolf sightings around the world! The Flower Moon of May brings us an abundance of beautiful blossoms blooming forth across the countryside. For the most part this particular Moon has no positive nor negative effect related to Werewolves. Although the floral spirited lunar energies may cause some werewolves to stop and smell the flowers in fields saturated with them. At the least this could provide you with a distraction to make your escape from these hairy horrors. It’s also plausible these bountiful blooms will attract a number of Flower Fairies and Nymphs. Such Nature Deities are known to aid humans terrorized by werewolves. When venturing out at night always carry holy water and wear pure silver upon your person for paranormal protection!

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April Easter Fool’s Day Alert

This year we have the rare convergence of Easter and April Fools Day on April 1, 2018. The two Leaders of these holidays have decided to work together to supernaturally strengthen both their hallowed holidays. Something kind of amazing considering the mischievous pranking nature of The April Fool. Both him and the Werehare Easter Bunny are melding their holidays into one enchanted entity. The Spirit Of Easter & April Fool’s will create a combined Spirit Of Joviality. The Easter Bunny will incorporate good humored jokes and pranks into his gifts of colored eggs and candy. The fun filled Fool will make his jocularity more Easter themed. We get the feeling a lot of people are going to be egged or get the gift of rotten eggs! Perhaps even a horde of crazy rabbits will be let loose in buildings!

Certainly except the unexpected on this most momentous of Easter Fool’s Days! And of course laugh at yourself if pranked to keep things positive and fuel the holiday spirits for the forces of righteousness. In addition, when performing a prank on someone be sure to do it in a lighthearted way without your intent being full of malice! If not then you only weaken the holiday spirit and give power to the forces of evil.  Not to mention the bad karma for yourself!

This whimsical duo will bolster enough holiday power to effectively destroy the April 2nd April Anti-Fool’s Day. A holiday promoted by the forces of darkness that delves into dangerous destructive pranks! It’s been reported the Anti-Fool is already hiding like the coward that he is! Clearly the additional power of Easter was too overwhelming for him! So it seems the month of April will be blessed. Especially with the additional metaphysical energy of the enchanted Easter Fool’s Moon that suppressed many a Werewolf transformation. Happy Easter Fool’s Day To All! May Your Eggs And Jokes Bring You Joy!

Read Past Easter, April Fools, And Anti-Fools Paranormal Activity Forecasts.

Celebrate April Easter Fool’s Day With Nasty Fart Spray Daringly Dispersed Among Your Easter Eggs! LOL!

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