New Year’s Supermoon Werewolf Warning

The Full Moon of January is almost exclusively the Wolf Moon. A time when mostly loner Werewolves come together in aggressive packs. Perplexing packs whose sole instinct is to snuff out human life and devour it whole with monstrous glee! Of course in the morning the Werewolves return to human form and feel great remorse for their actions. That is if they happen to remember or put the murderous clues together. All this despite January being so close to Christmas and it’s calming spirit of goodness. A serene Spirit that gives us gentle cuddly Yule Moon Werewolves. However with the New Year we have a mystical temporal reset along with certain supportive sinister Werewolf Moon Gods who take command of the lunar energies in January. Thankfully the Spirit Of Christmas still has enough sway to deflect the full brunt of the evil energies.

On top of this when we have a Supermoon like this one the Werewolf packs would be especially vicious and brazen. Luckily this January Moon falls on the first and is enchanted by the Baby New Year, Father Time, and an extended connection to Santa Claus himself. The Spirit Of Christmas is still strong on this day! Top flight Mystics, Seers, and Psychics have all agreed that this Wolf Moon is officially canceled! Unfortunately the Wolf Moon will still fly forth with a vengeance on January 31st when we will see another Full Moon in the same month. On top of that it will have the usual blasphemous Blue Moon twist of a terrifying sort! There may be some minor relief from its proximity to Valentines Day but don’t let your guard down on that nasty night!

All that being said we won’t have sweet gentle Werewolves or zero monstrous transmutations of humans afflicted with the Lycanthrope curse. There will be no packs except for those formed by mostly responsible werewolves who have control of their transformations and often maintain some level of humanity in wolf form. The uncontrolled transformations will mainly be in younger Werewolves and they will still be their usual carnivorous selves. However the usual hulked up werewolf of the Supermoon will pretty much be neutralized by the favorable New Year and Christmas factors. The humans who have been cursed the longest will find they can resist the transformation to wolf form. If you venture out at night always have religious artifacts on hand as Werewolves possess demonic DNA.  Christmas artifacts will also repel Werewolves. Even an ugly Christmas sweater might be enough to deter a Werewolf under this particular Moon.

If you happen to live in areas stricken by extreme cold snaps you might find Werewolves hiding out from Abominable Snowmen aka Yeti. Especially in places where snow is falling as well. Werewolves can smell them from miles away. Also the horrifying roar of the Yeti is one of the few sounds that cause a Werewolf to scurry away in complete fright into the dead cold night! Of course Abominable Snowmen love eating humans as well. Yet there are far fewer of them than Werewolves.  Remember that the Werewolf threat can exist even at 80% of full. Stay Safe! Happy New Year!

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The Yule Super Moon Of Christmas Alert

Christmas Yule Moon MagicThe Yule Moon of December is the only Moon of the year that’s almost consistently claimed by the forces of light on Earth! A Full Moon whose metaphysical energies are dominated by the Spirit Of Christmas as directed by the delightful Demi-Angel Santa Claus. Normally Moonlight has some level of unholy light filtered from the holy sunlight. However the Yule Moon is generally a form of holy light. Yet not so holy it repels all manner of dark supernatural forces as the sun would. Instead it tends to have a positive peaceful effect on them. Thankfully this year the enchanting effect is even greater courtesy its proximity to Saint Nicholas Day and the fact that it’s a Supermoon.

December is the only month older Werewolves won’t transform into their ferocious furry forms. The younger ones who do transform will become white werewolves who are gentle as bunnies. Most Vampires beyond fourth generation will lose their urge for blood while younger ones will become temporarily human during the period the Moon is at 100% of full. Certainly a treat for Vampire Slayers! Most zombie activity will be quelled during this time as well. In addition dark spirit activity will be at a minimum causing haunted houses to go quiet. In general a peaceful calm will be blanketed over most supernatural beings. However don’t let your guard down since there are still those with the quintessence of evil dwelling within their dark hearts.

Some interesting elements of enchantment with the Yule Moon include Snowmen coming to life when enough children believe in Frosty The Snowman. Frosty’s spirit is intertwined within the Christmas Spirit. On a somewhat related note Abominable Snowmen, aka Yeti, become docile creatures instead of the blood thirsty monsters of winter they usually are. Another unique component of this holy Moon are the transformation of snow angels into holy spirits that will appear to flutter from the ground up into the skies. Again this can only happen if innocent children are making snow angels and happen to be thinking about a deceased relative or friend.  When this occurs only kids seem to see the serene spirit.

Enjoy the loving light of the Yule Moon as we slide ever closer to Christmas!

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Cyber Monday Demon Warning

So you skipped the frightening shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of human shoppers, zombies, vampires, and the Demon God Of Greed Mammon.  There’s also the potential for demon possession when it comes to those with weak minds. Those suffering from the unfortunate mental condition of greed and a lust for material items. The misguided individuals with such malevolence in their hearts that they are compelled to injure innocent people who get in the way of their supposed shopping deals.  It seems sitting in the safety of your home and shopping the dynamic deals of Cyber Monday on the internet is the way to go.  Sure it’s a lot safer but there are still risks as you furiously type away, and whip out your credit card.

These include the aforementioned demon possession for the weak minded overwhelmed by material lust.  There are indeed Cyber Demons within cyberspace.  Those dark spirits who can’t quite make it into our reality completely and end up as paranormal binary data forms on the internet. This makes sense when you consider that everything in our physical reality is ultimately composed of Non-Corporeal Energy which is in essence a dynamic form of data.

The Demon God Mammon has also been known to possess internet server’s so he can make his way to potential victims IP Addresses.  These Demons don’t keep it old school and are deep down with the in things to perpetuate their dark diabolical craft to the modern fullest!  Mammon and some of the more powerful Cyber Demons get very angry if they can’t possess you.  Possession failure happens more often over the internet than directly in physical reality because demons are more weakened in a digital form.  However a burst of demonic rage over their internet inadequacy could equal at the least a bad software virus or at the most a major hardware meltdown as seen in the photo at the top of this page.

In the case of Mammon he will possess you and walk your body to his nefarious lair.
Then once he has all his victims in one location, the day after Cyber Monday, he will enter into a voracious feeding frenzy to fuel his immortal demonic powers for months to come. The victims will die unless an experienced Demon Slayer, Witch, or Exorcist can get to them before Midnight Tuesday.  The paranormal community calls the day after Cyber Monday Terror Tuesday since that is where we deal with the horrifying Cyber Demonic aftermath! So far nobody has been able to locate Mammon’s temporary lair in time.  By the time supernatural investigators find the location, usually an abandoned warehouse, or cave, it’s too late.  He’s already moved on to a new location to set up his deadly shop of horrors.

WiFi connections are a demonic danger as well since the high frequency electromagnetic waves act as a conduit for higher dimensional cyber entities to enter your sub-conscious which is where possession of your mind begins.  The risk of demonic possession is particularly high while sleeping as your sub-conscious manages your greedy material possessed thoughts of the day.  Be sure to sleep far away from the WiFi or turn it off. Ethernet connections are best. Certainly use of mobile devices is a risk on this malevolent Monday!

Cyber-Monday is the number one day for dark Cyber-Entities to rear their blasphemous binary heads forth to plague people with their hellish horror! If you want to avoid the risks that range from computer issues to being eaten alive then be extra cautious on Cyber Monday.  Just think happy thoughts and realize there’s plenty of trinkets for everyone on the internet.  You’ll get your shopping deal but even if you don’t it’s no big deal.  Don’t obsesses over material items, and keep a cool head along with a calm heart. If you see your computer starting to wig out then immediately shut it down and leave the room because it could be a demon entering your domain!  Blessing the computer with holy water or merely cleaning the screen off with it can help.  Using a Bible as a mouse pad is another moral measure of security as you surf the perilous virtual waves of Cyber Monday’s ocean of demonic shopping sharks! If all else fails try praying to the holy Cyber-God! Amen!

Cyber Monday Toy Deals!

Interesting Note: Cyber-Genies are usually far less nefarious than their real life Genie in a bottle counterpart. However it’s always best to exercise caution if you come across one!

Also Beware of Hackers and their diabolical Ransomware!

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Blasphemous Black Friday Warning

Black FridayThere are other dangers on Black Friday besides the shocking shopping frenzy that can incite fights and possibly get you trampled by a crazy mob hell bent on saving big money for cheap crap. Ironically many of these so called doorbuster deals are full of bull!  A large concentration of humans in a state of chaos is the perfect place for practitioners of magic to perform various mystical experiments which might include direct experimentation on the crowd or kidnapping a select few.  Those into the dark demon worshiping magic might sacrifice humans to their patron demon or dark God of choice to perform their sacrilegious rituals amid the almost zombified crowds of insane shoppers. Indeed those enthralled with greed for material items become vulnerable to the metaphysical world!

Vampires And Zombies!
Interestingly enough real zombies have also been known to wander into crowds and feed amid the crazed chaotic atmosphere totally unnoticed by anyone until it’s too late.  Vampires also flock to stores in the dark early morning hours to enter into a deadly feeding frenzy all their own. Run of the mill serial killers, and those of a supernatural sort, can get in on the alarming action as well.  In addition those with weak minds who enter into a serious state of single minded material item acquisition, coupled with wanting to hurt anyone who stands in their way, opens themselves up to demon possession.

The Monstrous Mammon Loves Your Greed!
One of the few demons who resides in the flesh on Earth, due to posing as a god, is the demon god of greed Mammon who relishes crazed crowds teeming with lustful greed for all things material.  In order to maintain his god facade, his power, and avoid Angel detection he must consume horrifically greedy people on a regular basis. Amid Black Friday shoppers he has a field day harvesting humanity for his diabolical dinners.  Religious artifacts, such as holy water, or crosses, will do little if you are infested with the mental illness of pure greed. Especially if you hold ill will in your heart for anyone who stands between you and your selfish shopping spree.  Mammon may just take a bite out of you right in the middle of the crowd, or even hypnotize you into coming with him.  Although with some of the massive mobs he could probably drag you away kicking and screaming within the crowded chaos without anyone noticing your titanic terror!

We’re not telling you to avoid Black Friday Shopping and stay at home. We’re just saying you need to keep a cool head, and calm heart as you dive into purchasing madness.  Don’t let the spirit of greed take your mind and heart over. Otherwise you are at great risk for various supernatural reprisals, and of course human justice if you get too out of control! Unfortunately this won’t help with the zombies, vampires, and practitioners of magic looking to use people for their own nefarious purposes but there’s always a risk when you enter a sea of humanity at any venue on any given day.  Stay safe, and shop serenely this holiday season!

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