The Lucky Spring Supermoon Werewolf Warning

🌕The Full Moon of March is generally known as the Storm Moon. The lunar energies of this Moon cause more aggressive behavior in Werewolves. Especially during any snow or thunderstorms that might take place. Thankfully, the general luck of  Saint Patrick’s Day aids in protecting humans throughout the month.  This year the March Moon falls on the March 20th Spring Vernal Equinox and is mere days away from the 17th of sainted fortune.  This works toward imbuing more luck upon potential werewolf prey while the deities of Spring bring about more peace in the demonic heart of the blasphemous beast. There’s also the balance of the equinox pulling more humanity into the mind of the mad wolf. Unfortunately, this is a Supermoon as well. Supermoon’s give us beyond monstrous werewolves that are far more powerfully muscular than usual! This is due to the Moons closer proximity to Earth.🍀

We’re Forecasting Gentler Werewolves With A Side Of Supernatural Caution

What we have here is a Lucky Spring Supermoon. This will leave us with non-enhanced werewolves due to the Supermoon and Storm Moon energies being neutralized by the Luck of Leprechauns, the holy Saint Patrick, Spring deities, and Mother Earth herself. In some cases, these factors might not only protect humans from werewolves but also prevent transition to wolf form in those who resist. Those werewolves in close proximity to Leprechauns, Goddesses, Nymphs, and Fairies may find themselves calmed down for a time. Nights, where the Moon is above 80% of full, will be somewhat safer than usual. Although, one should never let their guard down when it comes to the Lycanthrope menace! True good luck charms can repel werewolves during this Moon in addition to the usual holy artifacts, wolfsbane, and silver.🐺

Leprechaun And Clurichaun Activity

Leprechauns will still be frolicking about the world spreading luck until April’s Fool’s Day. Many end up returning to the Emerald Isle to recharge their good luck gold reserves. In spots where lucky leprechaun magic is in play, you may see the Moon as tinted green. This is technically a Shamrock Moon. Despite this please beware of their bad luck counterparts known as Clurichaun’s. Warped Leprechauns of darkness who have turned to demon masters rather than Saint Patrick. In fact, the Devil mocks Patrick and other Saints by appointing so-called Dark Saints. For instance, the Anti-Claus, a Demi-Demon, is called the Dark Saint Nicholas to belittle Santa Claus. The Dark Saint Patrick is the Archdemon in charge of bad fortune.☘️

The Dark Leprechauns Of Damnation

Clurichauns are tricky little bastards and will often pose as Leprechauns. They will attempt to make compromising deals with you. They will tempt you by promising to grant you wishes and make your dreams come true. Sometimes in exchange for selling your soul or even just a portion of it. No real Leprechaun would do this. Leprechauns are generally shy and avoid humans while invisibly diffusing favorable fortune around us. If a Dark Leprechaun doesn’t get his way he tends to turn violent very quickly! If faced with one you can repel him with lucky charms and religious artifacts as these minute monsters have demonic qualities. You can also attempt to summon a Leprechaun for help with a magical spell.😈

The Spring Equinox Of Ostara Magic

The Spring celebration of Ostara brings about many secret ceremonies in isolated rural areas. You may find Goddesses, Nymphs, Fairies, and other nature deities phasing into physical form. They will be passing the baton from their winter to their spring counterparts. Among these beguiling entities will be ascension rituals where lower Goddesses will be made into greater beings. Amid this little Elves will be skipping about performing their usual duties. Various Practitioners Of Magic, especially witches, will be afoot celebrating Ostara and calling upon these natures goddesses for power and guidance. On quite a few occasions they will be fully disrobed in order to fully be one with nature! If you happen upon them please be polite and don’t stare. Just keep walking past averting your eyes with respect. You don’t want to anger a witch with your leering! Also, there will be dark witches out in the woods and fields attempting to call forth demons to put a monkey wrench in things! They have a funny knack of sacrificing innocent humans on their altar of Hell!🌼

The Reemergence Of The Easter Bunny

Somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere The Easter Bunny, the worlds only Werehare, will make an appearance at a ritual of Goddesses to welcome the season of growth and fertility. There he will commune with Ēostre The Chief Goddess Of Spring as the Easter season officially commences. This is considered his annual reemergence from his hibernation of rest before Easter on April 21st, 2019. The Goddess will receive the first egg of Easter. A holy egg full of enchanted energy to aid in the delightful deities spreading Spring forth across the land. If you spot the Easter Bunny on March 20th you may ask for an Easter Egg. It will be a special egg that will grant you a wish or imbue you with some manner of paranormal powers! For the rest of you who don’t come across any supernatural beings rest assured that you will bask in the mystical moon glow of Leprechaun Luck in the peace of Spring balance and prosperity!🐇

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A Super Snow Moon Werewolf Warning Is In Effect!

The Snow Moon Of February has no additional effects on Werewolves.  The Gods Of Winter who hold power over it in conjunction with the Lunar Goddesses may only cause a werewolf to play in the snow until they sense human prey is afoot! Unfortunately, this particular moon is a Supermoon that is closer to Earth than usual. Therefore the stronger metaphysical lunar energies will cause werewolves to transform into bulkier monsters of a deeply aggressive sort! At least double that of normal Lycanthrope rage!🐺

💗Will The Love Of Valentines Day Save The Night From The Werewolf Menace?

Thankfully, we are still close to Valentines Day. Although, the enchanted energies of love aren’t enough to declare this a Valentines Moon. It is still enough to dampen the malevolent effect of the Supermoon. In the end, we may break even and the werewolves will be their usual monstrous self minus the massive muscles! Still, as always take paranormal precautions such as wearing silver, religious artifacts, wolfsbane, and having a squirt gun filled with top-flight holy water! Better yet stay indoors at night until the Moon is below 80% of full!🌕

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The Wolf Blood Moon Werewolf Warning

The Plight Of The Average Werewolf

Throughout the year most Werewolves are loners. In human form, they fear being exposed and keep their supernatural secret to themselves. Quite a few have no clue that they’re even Werewolves and scant memories of their terrifying Full Moon nights are explained away as nightmares. That is until they wake up in strange places lying in pools of blood littered in flesh! Eventually, they find themselves in the mental health care system and inevitably the US Paranormal Defense Agency steps in to cage them in a top-secret experimental facility while covering up they ever existed! Only a small number of werewolves are members of packs who have some level of control over their hairy transformations.🐺

The Wayward Wolf Moon Packs

The Wolf Moon Of January exudes lunar energy that instills the spirit of the wolf pack into all Werewolves. Normally in their Lycanthrope form, they will attack anything that moves including others of their own kind! However, under the Wolf Moon, they feel an inexplicable kinship for their blasphemous brothers and sinister sisters. They coalesce into natural werewolf packs that exponentially terrorize animals and humans in rural areas. Werewolves are often repelled by signs of human civilization but become more brazen within the strength of their new packs. Interestingly enough there’s no in fighting for Alpha, Beta, and Omega status. Thankfully, it’s only a handful of nights the moon is strong enough to transform those humans stricken by the werewolf virus. Natural born werewolves have complete control of their transformations or at least group support to keep them in check. That being said there are times when two alpha potentials are evenly matched and then a brief fight will ensue to decide who will lead the pack. That’s probably the best thing to happen as their attention will not be on you!

The Lunar Eclipse And Its Effect On Werewolves

This Wolf Moon is also a Blood Moon courtesy of the Total Lunar Eclipse. The evil enchanted energies of the Blood Moon make Werewolves insanely more ferocious than usual. Although, during the apex of the eclipse they actually return to human form yet retain their monstrous werewolf persona! This is the best chance of escaping them if you find yourself at the barrel end of their drooling jaws! With their human form exposed, they face legal repercussions if witnessed committing violent crimes upon others! If caught they often plead insanity as they had no control over what they did! Even worse in their much-weakened state, they face serious injury or death from those who intervene to save the innocent! Especially selfish Werewolf Hunters who are out for trophies and status rather than trying to save all lives involved in this unfortunate curse!

Timing Can Spell More Terror!

Depending on your location the lunar eclipse could happen on the evening of January 20th through the morning of January 21st. For some, the Blood Moon will fall into the Witching Hour and Devil’s Hour. When falling into these hours paranormal activity, in general, will increase greatly across the supernatural spectrum. Those who experience the Blood Moon during the 3 AM Devil’s Hour should expect maximum activation of demonic DNA within werewolves! In some cases, malicious demons may even possess them and then use them as a tool to sacrifice humans to the Devil or their other ArchDemon masters!

The Diabolical Dangers Of Wolf Blood Moon Werewolves!

Please stay indoors at night until the Moon is below 80% of Full! Standard deterrents might not be enough! Holy water, wolfsbane, silver, etc may only anger them into a Hulk-like rage. Unfortunately, silver bullets and stakes penetrating their heart are the only sure bet. Of course, you’ll most likely be dealing with several monsters rather than the usual one! If you have no paranormal powers then only a machine gun loaded with silver bullets will work in that case! For added insurance, the bullets should be blessed in holy water by a powerful priest! This is only a last resort as werewolves are humans with family and friends most of the month! Those of us in the professional werewolf hunting game who use humane methods will set large scale traps to capture and contain the blasphemous beasts in expectation of the enchanted embers of dawns holy light releases them from their dark damnation…until the next Full Moon!🌝

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Cyber Monday Digital Demon Warning

So you skipped the frightening shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of human shoppers, zombies, vampires, and the Demon God Of Greed Mammon.  There’s also the potential for demon possession when it comes to those with weak minds. Those suffering from the unfortunate mental condition of greed and a lust for material items. The misguided individuals with such malevolence in their hearts that they are compelled to injure innocent people who get in the way of their supposed shopping deals.  It seems sitting in the safety of your home and shopping the dynamic deals of Cyber Monday on the internet is the way to go.  Sure it’s a lot safer but there are still risks as you furiously click away adding items to your carts as you whip out your credit card!

These include the aforementioned demon possession for the weak minded overwhelmed by material lust.  There are indeed Cyber Demons within cyberspace.  Those dark spirits who can’t quite make it into our reality completely and end up as paranormal binary data forms on the internet. This makes sense when you consider that everything in our physical reality is ultimately composed of Non-Corporeal Energy which is, in essence, a dynamic form of data.

The Demon God Mammon has also been known to possess internet server’s so he can make his way to potential victims IP Addresses.  These Demons don’t keep it old school and are deep down with the in things to perpetuate their dark diabolical craft to the modern fullest!  Mammon and some of the more powerful Cyber Demons get very angry if they can’t possess you.  Possession failure happens more often over the internet than directly in physical reality because demons are more weakened in a digital form.  Although, a burst of demonic rage over their internet inadequacy could equal at the least a bad software virus or at the most a major hardware meltdown as seen in the photo at the top of this page.

In the case of Mammon, he will possess you and walk your body to his nefarious lair.
Then once he has all his victims in one location, the day after Cyber Monday, he will enter into a voracious feeding frenzy to fuel his immortal demonic powers for months to come. The victims will die unless an experienced Demon Slayer, Witch, or Exorcist can get to them before Midnight Tuesday.  The paranormal community calls the day after Cyber Monday Terror Tuesday since that is where we deal with the horrifying Cyber Demonic aftermath! So far nobody has been able to locate Mammon’s temporary lair in time.  By the time supernatural investigators find the location, usually an abandoned warehouse, or cave, it’s too late.  He’s already moved on to a new location to set up his next deadly shop of horrors.

WiFi connections are a demonic danger as well since the high-frequency electromagnetic waves act as a conduit for higher dimensional cyber entities to enter your sub-conscious which is where possession of your mind begins.  The risk of demonic possession is particularly high while sleeping as your sub-conscious manages your greedy material possessed thoughts of the day.  Be sure to sleep far away from the WiFi or turn it off. Ethernet connections are best. Certainly use of mobile devices is a risk on this malevolent Monday!

Cyber-Monday is the number one day for dark Cyber-Entities to rear their blasphemous binary heads forth to plague people with their hellish horror! If you want to avoid the risks that range from computer issues to being eaten alive then be extra cautious on Cyber Monday.  Just think happy thoughts and realize there’s plenty of trinkets for everyone on the internet.  You’ll get your shopping deal but even if you don’t it’s no big deal.  Don’t obsess over material items, and keep a cool head along with a calm heart. If you see your computer starting to wig out then immediately shut it down and leave the room because it could be a demon entering your domain!  Blessing the computer with holy water or merely cleaning the screen off with it can help.  Using a Bible as a mouse pad is another moral measure of security as you surf the perilous virtual waves of Cyber Monday’s ocean of sinister shopping sharks! If all else fails try praying to the holy Cyber-God! Amen!

Cyber Monday Toy Deals!

Interesting Note: Cyber-Genies are usually far less nefarious than their real life Genie in a bottle counterpart. However, it’s always best to exercise caution if you come across one!

When a virtual reality internet comes into existence before the end of the 21st century we will see a massive new wave of possessions and even souls trapped in cyber-space!

Also Beware of Hackers and their diabolical Ransomware!

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