Great American Solar Eclipse Warning!

Supernatural Solar EclipseThe Great American Solar Eclipse, like a plethora of other total solar eclipses, is providing an unprecedented astronomical show for many Americans. It will take place on August 21, 2017 from the late morning to early afternoon hours depending on your location. All non-paranormal humans must wear certified Eclipse Glasses to view the eclipse or there is a risk of damaging ones eyes! A wide array of supernatural beings have the pleasure of viewing the solar spectacle with their bare eyes unfettered by dark glasses. Even powerful human practitioners of magic can view it if they enchant their eyes with the right spells. Besides being an interesting once in a lifetime event there are paranormal consequences involved with the eclipse. Read The Rest Of This Paranormal Activity Forecast On Our Main Supernatural Blog…

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Manhattanhenge Solstice Ghost And Poltergeist Watch

Manhattanhenge, otherwise known as the Manhattan Solstice, is the biannual alignment of the sun with the main streets of the famous New York city borough.  As sunset approaches on Wednesday July 12 at 8:20 PM (EST) the full glory of the holy sun will glitter down the wall of skyscrapers illuminating all in it’s path.  On Thursday July 13 at 8:21 PM (EST) a half sun will be seen dipping below the horizon exuding a gloriously iridescent light show for New Yorkers. The best locations to view Manhattanhenge will be on 14th, 23rd, 34th, 42nd, and 57th streets.  This type of solar sunset alignment within hours of the Witching Hour of Midnight promises to bring with it even more increased supernatural activity of a spiritual nature.  Expect ghosts, vengeful spirits, and even poltergeists during this dangerous time!

This increased paranormal activity is due to the astral attraction that large man made monoliths flowing with human activity represent.  This metaphysical magnetism is magnified by the solar x-rays being focused within a corridor of these monuments coupled with the history of the city itself. A past littered with countless tragic deaths that include murders. Something not uncommon to areas with dense populations that often host a number of other worldly entities. Unfortunately lone rural haunted houses aren’t the only place to find ghosts. You city slickers have more non-corporeal entities walking among you than you could ever hope to imagine!

The aura of death awakens lingering spirits who have yet to cross over to the afterlife along with attracting higher dimensional psychic energies. Enchanted energies that wreak havoc, and lead to even more dangerous spirits, and poltergeists into various buildings.  Be especially alert if you live in an apartment in any of these Manhattan Solstice buildings or work late in an office on these streets as well.  Even walking or driving in the area can be hazardous particularly between Midnight, and 4 AM as the first embers of holy sun save your life, and drive away the nocturnal evils.  12:00 AM – 12:59 AM is the infamous Witching Hour, and 3:00 AM – 3:59 AM is known as the Devil’s Hour.  Those two hours in particular are hot beds of potentially sinister supernatural activity.  However anything within the four hour zone of doom offers a potential for dark forces to invade your life with a vexing vengeance!

We recommend staying with a friend if you live on these streets of unsettled spirits, and avoiding all other places in the general vicinity.  If you must be there then stop at a church to get blessed by a Priest, collect a vile of holy water, and say a prayer to the Omniversal God, or your desired deity of choice for your safety during these two nights.  You may also consult a local ghostbuster, or witch for more information on how to handle unsavory spirits.  Also consider carrying various lucky charms such as iron horseshoes, a white rabbit’s foot, or Leprechaun blessed gold coins.  As you enjoy the sensational sunsets that are indeed splendors of the Lord’s creations, keep in mind that the forces of darkness lurk afoot among the shadows of the city lights. Oh, and plausibly a zombie, or two as well!😲

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The Thunderous Lunar Lightning Werewolf Warning

Lightning WerewolfThe Moon of July is charged with aggressive metaphysical energies that channel mystically through lunar light.  When this enchanted energy comes into contact with thunderstorms the lightning becomes supernaturally charged, and can affect paranormal life such as Werewolves.  That is why the supernatural community calls the July Full Moon the Lightning Moon.  This Moon only has an extra effect on Werewolves who get struck by lightning.  This can be quite common during a thunderstorm as lightning is attracted to the paranormal energy of the Werewolf.

Such Lycanthropes will become charged with electricity causing their fur to stand up straight making them appear twice as large.  So not only do you have the monstrous mayhem of the Werewolves sharp jaws, and claws but also the electrical bolts that can electrocute you with unholy violet colored light from several feet away.  Any human bitten by a charged Lightning Werewolf will not only become a wolf but also have the gift of Electrokinetic powers even in their human form.  Read Our Past July Werewolf Warnings For More Information:

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Frenzied April Fool Alert

The April FoolBehold the return of the most mischievous master of mirth!  The perplexing patron of pranks!  The Amazing April Fool!  Yes perhaps flattery will ease the annual day of embarrassment for us. Among his many stops around the world The Fool always finds time to make Mystic Investigations the butt of his jovial joking.  Whether it be the vandalizing of our website, the defacing of our offices, the instant disintegration of clothing, the unintended pratfalls at the most inopportune moments, sudden stuttering amid speeches, and even blurting out enchanting expletives for no apparent reason!  It’s the general consensus in the paranormal community that humiliation at his hands is a badge of honor. Of course he also enjoys indulging in his most malicious side when teaching truly vile villains a much deserved lesson.

Due to recent contact with some top level Norse Gods Mystic Investigations can finally verify that the Trickster God Loki is in fact the creator of the supernatural entity known as the April Fool.  The Fool himself is classified as a supernatural Trickster. Although there may be other Gods in league with him lending more power to his flagrant foolishness. Every seven years a worthy human with hilarity in his, or her, heart is chosen to be the new master of mischief on that most hallowed first day of April.  The April Fool is a way for Loki to cause hilarious havoc indirectly thereby protecting himself from the wrath of any higher dimensional beings more powerful than himself.  Perhaps you could be the next Fool if your heart hankers for a heaven of unhinged hilarity!

So what can you do to protect yourself from this flaky fools reign of farcical feats?  Simply
never truly being embarrassed pretty much insures The April Fool won’t bother blanketing you with blatant buffoonery.  Celebrating April Fool’s Day helps but you can’t gain too much glee through your own brand of April Fool’s absurdities. Otherwise it’s too tempting for him to give you a titanic taste of your own malicious medicine. For some reason Jester or Clown dolls, along with other related memorabilia, deters him from potential victims.  Having the tricks of the pranking trade upon your person also aids in the repelling the ridiculousness of the wacky wisecracker!  In addition the Harlequin flower, aka Sparaxis tricolor, is Mother Nature’s only known April Fool repellant.  However it’s not always effective depending on the circumstances.  The best thing you can do is take the joke like a trooper, and don’t be a party pooper!  Having an angry aura only eggs the high priest of hijinks onward into perpetual pranking posture.  No matter what wild whimsy The Fool brings down upon you rest assured he never hurts anyone physically.  Yes your pride may be wounded but otherwise all is well.  He also appears to sense if someone has deep mental, or emotional issues because he either leaves them alone, or only mildly messes with them. If something embarrassing happens to you out of blue on April 1st then you’re most likely a victim of the April Fool! Happy April Fools Day To All, And To All A Non-Mortifying Night!

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