Chupacabra Warning


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What appears to be a docile baby Chupacabra, nicknamed Prince Chupa, has been sighted in the woods near Prince George’s Hospital Center in Cheverly, Maryland.  Chupacabra’s are normally violent creatures, however the baby Chupa in the photo probably has been around humans and has yet to develop the rabid blood lust for human and animal blood.  However it does enjoy chicken that has been fed to it.  We urge the hospital workers to exercise caution because at any moment the cryptid demonic DNA could change it’s docile demeanor.

Chupacabra’s have elements of reptile, vampire, demon, and other unidentifiable DNA within them.  They routinely hunt down animals and needlessly mutilate them in a violent rage.  Although they do eat some flesh, their love is first and foremost for blood which they suck from their victims courtesy of vampire like fangs.  On occasion they have attacked humans which is why people should exercise caution and not provoke the animal nor appear weak in it’s glowing yellow eyes.  Loud noises and flashing bright lights in it’s eyes will probably scare it away.  We recommend avoiding dark shadowy woods where they lurk away from the sunlight they loathe.  Naturally they can be anywhere at night.  If you spot one don’t make eye contact and back away slowly to contact your local paranormal investigations firm.  There you can also purchase a special Chupacabra whistle to scare it away.  If you hear the characteristic other worldly sinister snarl behind you then you should run at top speed for your life.

There have been numerous Chupacabra sightings lately along with the trademark farm animal mutilations.  We highly suggest you keep your pets and children locked inside at night for their own safety.  Unlike a vampire, a Chupa can crash through your window uninvited, however like a vampire garlic repels them.  Placing garlic or garlic oil on window sills, and in doorways is an excellent preventative just in case the unthinkable should happen.

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