{"id":986,"date":"2013-08-07T18:56:04","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T23:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=986"},"modified":"2015-06-02T09:35:07","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T14:35:07","slug":"splinter-man-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/splinter-man-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Splinter Man Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Splinter<\/a>We are issuing a Splinter Man Warning for the greater Northern India area due to several supernatural investigation organizations extrapolating his the pattern of his recent sightings.\u00a0\u00a0 This warning is of the utmost importance since he has not killed a human for at least a few months that we know of.\u00a0 He generally goes on a serial killing spree which includes the complete consumption of his human victims which are always adults. Thankfully children should be safe from this monstrous menace.\u00a0 It’s unknown why he doesn’t go after them.\u00a0 Once his insatiable appetite is satisfied he hides out in deep wooded areas where he subsists off animals of any size.\u00a0 Even those far larger than himself.\u00a0 He is renowned for killing elephants, and then consuming them bones, and all!\u00a0 His last known elephant kill was in southern India in 2012 where his raspy voice as recorded proclaiming,”Me likes duh phanter<\/a>.”\u00a0 His odd way of saying he likes elephant meat.\u00a0 Once he’s had enough solitude with nature he returns to populated areas to let loose a ravenous rampage upon the innocents of the world.\u00a0 Since he enjoys wooded areas anywhere near such a region is at higher risk.<\/p>\n

The Splinter Man is an immortal deformed beast made of an odd magical combination of wood, and animal matter.\u00a0 He was once a human wizard deep into the dark arts that literally bit him in the ass, and turned him into a wood monster-human hybrid.\u00a0 His superhuman strength, sharp wood limbs, telekinetic, and mind control powers that only work within 15 feet of him, and the virus he spreads makes him a deeply deadly entity of evil.\u00a0 That virus is known as the Splinter Virus which causes a human victim to transform into wood which eventually causes their painful death within weeks.\u00a0 Even one splinter impaling a person transmits the virus.\u00a0 So if one is fortunate enough to escape the Splinter Man alive he, or she may still have received a death sentence.\u00a0 That is why it’s imperative that people do not go near the trail of splinters that this malicious monster leaves behind.\u00a0 And he is deeply malicious, and intelligent.\u00a0 He is taking his pathetic existence out on humans, and all life on Earth.<\/p>\n

Despite his deformed limbs he can run up to 30 mph which is slow in paranormal terms but fast for humans.\u00a0 Escape by vehicle or climbing up a tree are the best escape options.\u00a0 He also avoids water so getting into the middle of a lake, or stream would work as well.\u00a0 Since he is composed partially of wood he is vulnerable to fire, chain saws, axes, and other sharp implements.\u00a0 Although he can regenerate his wood rather quickly.\u00a0 Also water sprayed upon him drives him away, and in freezing temperatures it will temporarily petrify him which explains his aversion of colder regions.\u00a0 If you spot the Splinter Man get away from him as quick as possible, and inform your local paranormal Investigators of the situation.<\/p>\n

You can read more about the Splinter Man here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We are issuing a Splinter Man Warning for the greater Northern India area due to several supernatural investigation organizations extrapolating his the pattern of his recent sightings.\u00a0\u00a0 This warning is of the utmost importance since he has not killed a human for at least a few months that we know of.\u00a0 He generally goes on … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":987,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,126,148],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cryptid","category-monsters","category-splinter-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1529,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions\/1529"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}