{"id":969,"date":"2013-06-22T02:46:43","date_gmt":"2013-06-22T07:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=969"},"modified":"2017-09-07T20:21:45","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T01:21:45","slug":"super-moon-werewolf-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/super-moon-werewolf-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Moon Werewolf Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/super-wolfy-moon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-970\" alt=\"Super Werewolf Moon\" src=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/super-wolfy-moon-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>June 22-23 will bring us the infamous <a href=\"https:\/\/www.space.com\/21666-supermoon-full-moon-photos-june-2013.html\" target=\"_blank\">Super Moon<\/a> which is the closest the Moon will be to the Earth for 2013.\u00a0 The Super Moon of June will appear much larger in the sky at times, and it&#8217;s supernatural lunar effects will cause Werewolves to hulk out displaying extreme muscular definition along with at least double the strength.\u00a0 Werewolves will also be many times more aggressive, and most likely wander into populated areas they usually avoid seeking out the human flesh they so desire.\u00a0 It&#8217;s recommended you stay indoors on these nights.\u00a0 If that&#8217;s not possible you should at least head indoors when the Moon appears extra large in the skies above.<\/p>\n<p>Be well prepared with all necessary counter measures as you will need every distraction possible to make your escape from these terrifying beasts who will now be able to run twice as fast as they normally would.\u00a0 This will easily extend past 100 mph!\u00a0 Since Werewolves have demonic DNA all holy religious artifacts, especially Catholic, will work best along with silver.\u00a0 If you&#8217;re lucky enough to own a Werewolf Whistle then take care not to blow it in the reverse position by accident thereby attracting the hairy horrors to you.\u00a0 Be prepared for the repellant whistle to be less effective so blow very hard for maximum ultrasonic sounds.\u00a0 Make sure all doors, and windows are protected in your home as they will brazenly crash into your house at will seeking a quick meal which would be you!\u00a0 Religious symbols, silver, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Aconitum\">wolfsbane<\/a> hanging about will help deter Lycanthropes.\u00a0 Growing wolfbane, aka monkshood, around your estate will keep them even further away.\u00a0 Let your foolish unprepared neighbor have the night of horrors rather than you.\u00a0 Heck you know they loathe you anyway so they probably deserve it!\u00a0 Of course we pray nobody gets mauled by the werewolf menace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>June 22-23 will bring us the infamous Super Moon which is the closest the Moon will be to the Earth for 2013.\u00a0 The Super Moon of June will appear much larger in the sky at times, and it&#8217;s supernatural lunar effects will cause Werewolves to hulk out displaying extreme muscular definition along with at least &#8230; 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