{"id":894,"date":"2013-04-01T10:45:22","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T15:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=894"},"modified":"2023-06-02T14:26:44","modified_gmt":"2023-06-02T19:26:44","slug":"no-april-fool-alert-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/no-april-fool-alert-this-year\/","title":{"rendered":"No April Fool Alert This Year!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/april-fool.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-194\" src=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/april-fool-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"The April Fool\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/april-fool-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/april-fool-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/april-fool-144x144.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: xx-large; color: #ff00ff;\">Why because I&#8217;m The April Fool, and I&#8217;ve taken over this entire site!\u00a0 I will make fools out of everyone at Mystic Investigations, and everyone else I choose to embarrass!\u00a0 See the <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/category\/april-fool\/\">past alerts<\/a> the mystic fools have posted about me!\u00a0 Also enjoy how I trashed the <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\">homepage<\/a> of this smelly site! Happy April Fools Day Losers! My Message To The Mystic Morons:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-894-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/wav\" src=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/april-fool.wav?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/april-fool.wav\">https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/april-fool.wav<\/a><\/audio>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why because I&#8217;m The April Fool, and I&#8217;ve taken over this entire site!\u00a0 I will make fools out of everyone at Mystic Investigations, and everyone else I choose to embarrass!\u00a0 See the past alerts the mystic fools have posted about me!\u00a0 Also enjoy how I trashed the homepage of this smelly site! Happy April Fools &#8230; <a title=\"No April Fool Alert This Year!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/no-april-fool-alert-this-year\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about No April Fool Alert This Year!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-april-fool","category-april-fools-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=894"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4056,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions\/4056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}