{"id":874,"date":"2013-03-16T12:43:47","date_gmt":"2013-03-16T17:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=874"},"modified":"2015-06-02T09:36:04","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T14:36:04","slug":"global-clurichaun-watch-in-effect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/global-clurichaun-watch-in-effect\/","title":{"rendered":"Global Clurichaun Watch In Effect"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Clurichaun<\/a>With the approach of Saint Patrick’s Day the evil Leprechauns known as Clurichauns are now afoot about the world.\u00a0 These Anti-Leprechauns were once Leprechauns who were lured into the sinister shadows by demons who took issue with Leprechauns spreading good luck, peace, and cheer about the world.\u00a0 The corrupted Clurichauns now live only to serve their dark demonic masters in the quest to extinguish good luck from the Earth.\u00a0 They spread bad luck, chaos, and misery wherever they travel.\u00a0 Their mission this time of year is to simply thwart the magic of St.Patrick’s Day, and take down as many of their Leprechaun brother’s as possible.\u00a0 Brother’s they will not hesitate to kill.<\/p>\n

Despite their deadly intent toward Leprechauns who refuse to turn to the dark side Clurichauns cannot kill a human due to a curse related to their Leprechaun roots.\u00a0 All of the little people are forbidden by Saint Patrick the Angel from ever bringing harm to humans.\u00a0 Once Clurichauns had an infusion of demonic DNA they became immune to a great deal of the curse.\u00a0 They can imbue you with bad luck, and give you a good beat down but they can’t end your life.\u00a0 So they can still be quite dangerous, and should be avoided at all costs.\u00a0 However they are quite sneaky, and often pose as Leprechauns who will attempt to make a deal with you.\u00a0 Leprechauns don’t make deals.\u00a0 That’s a demon thing.\u00a0 Their deals often lead to you acquiring what you want but there’s always a catch for yourself, and others around you as well.\u00a0 President Gerald Ford<\/span><\/a><\/span> is a mild example.\u00a0 He wanted to be President so he made a deal with a Clurichaun.\u00a0 President Nixon was shamed, and the once great athlete Ford became a total klutz.\u00a0 Clearly a low level Clurichaun put together this deal as nobody really suffered greatly in this example.\u00a0 Some Clurichauns are out to simply spread mischievous because they think it’s funny.\u00a0 Most however are quite dangerous!<\/p>\n

During the next few days we recommend carrying real shamrock grown in lucky Irish soils along with at least one real four leaf clover (non-GMO), and various other lucky charms.\u00a0 All of these items will repel Clurichauns.\u00a0 Since they have demonic elements within them religious artifacts will work to some extent.\u00a0 Christian, and Celtic work best in this case.\u00a0 The elements above are magnified in power when mixed with religious artifacts.\u00a0 For instance a squirt gun with holy water, and shamrock juice would make a fine weapon when faced with a mad Clurichaun hell bent on attacking you after you refuse to be fooled by it’s offer of false good luck.\u00a0 Wearing a cross, crucifix, or various Celtic symbols<\/span><\/a><\/span> in conjunction with a four leaf clover placed upon it will make an especially powerful shield to repel Clurichaun attacks, and the dark luck they wield as well.<\/p>\n

When faced with a dire situation where you’re at the mercy of an Clurichaun, and all else fails, you can call out to a Leprechaun for help.\u00a0 Simply recite the following incantation:<\/p>\n

<\/em>Oh Leprechaun Leprechaun I humbly call unto thee,
\nRide the Irish rainbows of joy across the deep green sea,
\nLet the way be lit with the beacon of your Shillelagh,
\nIn dire peril of bad luck I make this plea,
\nFor a Clurichaun’s evil has struck at me,
\nIn the name of Saint Patrick I beckon thee,
\nWith Shamrocks laden about with glee,
\nOh Leprechaun Leprechaun please appear at my knee!<\/em><\/p>\n

This will work most of the time but you must be in close proximity to a Dark Leprechaun since the little Devil is a magical communication conduit to the Fairy world.\u00a0 This spell is \"Holy<\/a>especially effective around the time of Saint Patrick’s Day since Leprechauns are particularly on the look out for such danger to humans.\u00a0 If all goes well a rainbow should descend from the Heavens, and a lucky little Irish fellow of the light should appear to fend off the Clurichaun for you.\u00a0 After this happens the Leprechaun will ask that you do one good deed as thanks.\u00a0 However you are under no obligation to do so.\u00a0 We recommend complying since it’s always good to have a Leprechaun look upon you with approval!<\/p>\n

More information on the Call Upon A Leprechaun Summoning Spell<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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With the approach of Saint Patrick’s Day the evil Leprechauns known as Clurichauns are now afoot about the world.\u00a0 These Anti-Leprechauns were once Leprechauns who were lured into the sinister shadows by demons who took issue with Leprechauns spreading good luck, peace, and cheer about the world.\u00a0 The corrupted Clurichauns now live only to serve … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,29,115,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clurichauns","category-leprechauns","category-saint-patrick","category-st-patricks-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=874"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":886,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874\/revisions\/886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}