{"id":823,"date":"2012-12-08T11:09:32","date_gmt":"2012-12-08T17:09:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=823"},"modified":"2017-09-07T20:01:12","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T01:01:12","slug":"abominable-yeti-snowman-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/abominable-yeti-snowman-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Abominable Snowman Yeti Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Yes folks unfortunately it’s that time of year again.\u00a0 The sinister Abominable Snowmen, aka Yeti, are making their way down from the Arctic Circle as winter encapsulates the Northern Hemisphere.\u00a0 This includes North America, Europe, Russia, China, and most other areas that are joined with a main continent.\u00a0 The Abominable Snowman is also a danger on the various high mountain ranges of the world, such the Himalayas, Alps, Urals, and Rockies, where it’s always winter.\u00a0 These monstrous yet deeply devious beasts generally travel about with snow storms when not near the the Arctic.\u00a0 With the first snows of the season being experienced in the United States we’re already getting reports of these albino menaces chasing people down, forcing cars, and even semi-trucks off the road along with crashing through doors, and windows into homes, and businesses.\u00a0 The government, and mainstream media have been working overtime to cover up these events.<\/p>\n

The Abominable Snowman has bright white fur, black eyes that glow yellow when enraged, and saber like claws, and steel sharp teeth.\u00a0 They weigh 600-800 pounds at 8-9 feet in height.\u00a0 They have deeply enhanced senses, especially scent, and their strength lies above that of Werewolves yet just below that of a fifth generation vampire.\u00a0 Their intelligence allows them set simple traps.\u00a0 Expect them to pop out of snow banks, icy lakes, from snow filled tree, or from within a pine grove.\u00a0 Also expect them to dig holes, and cover them with snow so you can fall in. In addition they’ve been known to weaken ice over bodies of water to trap you as well.\u00a0 If you hear an unholy echoing growl that sounds like a grizzly bear on steroids then an Abominable Snowman is near.\u00a0 If you see their tracks in the snow then run for your life!\u00a0 The Yeti footprint<\/a> somewhat resembles that of a giant ape.<\/p>\n

Unlike their docile cousins the Sasquatch<\/a>, aka Bigfoot, they aren’t immune to magic.\u00a0 Magic, beheading, and complete incineration by flame were previously the only methods to repel or eradicate the Abominable Snowman.\u00a0 Recently Mystic Investigations extensive research uncovered a natural remedy to the Yeti menace.\u00a0 A small shrub called Arctic Willow<\/a> (Salix arctica<\/em>), the northern most woody plant on Earth, mixed with Reindeer Lichen<\/a> (Moss) (Cladonia rangiferina<\/em>), an Arctic fungi, along with Antarctic Pearlwort<\/a> (Colobanthus quitensis) has been shown to repel the Abominable Snowman.\u00a0 Previously Arctic Willow, and Reindeer Moss were ingredients in Eskimo Witch Doctor potions used in warding off the snow monsters.\u00a0 On their own however they did nothing without magical activation.\u00a0\u00a0 With the addition of the Antarctic Pearlwort there’s no need for mystical intervention so the average person can wield it’s power.\u00a0 These herbs can be mixed in a small pouch to carry with you, or hang in doorways, and windows.\u00a0 If by some fluke you’re able to grow these plants around your home that might work as well.\u00a0 Just plant them intermixed so they’re touching each other.<\/p>\n

There has also been limited success mixing the herbs in steaming hot water to make a tea of sorts.\u00a0 This tea is then loaded into a squirt gun to fire at the Yeti.\u00a0 The water must be hot to be effective since they hate all things that are not near the freezing point.\u00a0 Our new information on this fantastic foliage comes from the top secret Paranormal Activity Network (PAN), and has only been documented in a handful of cases.\u00a0 Until we personally try out these foliage countermeasures we recommend avoidance of the Yeti rather than relying on the paranormal plant mix, or engaging it in battle.\u00a0 It’s best to bury yourself in the snow, play dead, or run as fast as you can.\u00a0 The Abominable Snowman is all about the hunt, and it generally ignores the non-living.\u00a0 Despite it’s long stride, and ease traversing the snow it does not run.\u00a0 They only walk very fast so there’s a chance you can outrun.\u00a0 Just remember that one trip on the snow or slip on the ice can mean the end for you.\u00a0 Be sure you have somewhere to run before you get tired because Yeti will relentlessly pursue prey for several hours.<\/p>\n

If you spot an Abominable Snowman contact your nearest paranormal investigations firm, Cryptozoological Museum, or Yeti Hunters.\u00a0 Don’t attempt to engage the beast on your own!\u00a0 Once they have your scent they won’t quit hunting you down until the deed is done!\u00a0 Pray for a mild snow free winter, and may the Spirit Of Christmas be with you during these dangerous ice ridden times!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes folks unfortunately it’s that time of year again.\u00a0 The sinister Abominable Snowmen, aka Yeti, are making their way down from the Arctic Circle as winter encapsulates the Northern Hemisphere.\u00a0 This includes North America, Europe, Russia, China, and most other areas that are joined with a main continent.\u00a0 The Abominable Snowman is also a danger … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abominable-snowman","category-yeti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2134,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions\/2134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}