{"id":803,"date":"2012-11-15T13:38:27","date_gmt":"2012-11-15T19:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=803"},"modified":"2015-06-02T09:37:01","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T14:37:01","slug":"frankenstein-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/frankenstein-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Frankenstein Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>There has been a noticeable increase in Frankenstein activity in the United States after the 2012 Presidential election.\u00a0 We believe this may be in response to the potential threat of Constitutional rights being usurped along with worries of economic collapse.\u00a0\u00a0 Thousands have been buying up guns, and calling for secession but those who wield the power of magic, or mad secret sciences have turned toward animating custom made bodies created from random body parts collected from morgues, graves, and even live victims.\u00a0 These misguided individuals want their own personal body guards, or even armies of the risen dead as protection against a tyrannical government.\u00a0 Unfortunately Frankenstein’s can be quite unpredictable.\u00a0 One minute they’re docile, and child like.\u00a0 Then the next reflects their horrific appearance as they turn violently monstrous.<\/p>\n

These mammoth monsters are usually at least 7 feet tall with skin that can be green, gray, or bright white in nature.\u00a0 Their sewn on body parts are usually evident.\u00a0 It’s not easy for them to blend into society so they stick out like a sore thumb.\u00a0 This makes it easier to avoid them.\u00a0 If you spot a walking pile of grotesque body parts then call your nearest paranormal investigations firm.\u00a0 If the Frankenstein attacks you then prepare to defend yourself in a manner similar to zombie attacks.\u00a0 However remember that the Frankenstein may be stronger yet have the same awkward drunken stagger as a zombie.\u00a0 Also Frankie’s aren’t out to eat flesh.\u00a0 They just might mindlessly kill for no reason, or by the bidding of their creator.\u00a0 The best way to deal with a rampaging Frankie is to scare it away with fire.\u00a0 In fact you might hear it declare, “Fire bad!” as it staggers away.\u00a0 If they still try to attack you then behead it, light it ablaze, or deliver a massive electrical jolt to arrest it’s heart, and brain activity.\u00a0 Electricity gave it life, and electricity can take it away.\u00a0 When wielding a sharp implement against this science experiment gone wrong remember that it’s flesh isn’t rotting like zombies so it won’t be as easy to slice.\u00a0 In addition like zombies religious artifacts have no effect. Be on alert 24-7 because the Freaky Franken can withstand sunlight!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There has been a noticeable increase in Frankenstein activity in the United States after the 2012 Presidential election.\u00a0 We believe this may be in response to the potential threat of Constitutional rights being usurped along with worries of economic collapse.\u00a0\u00a0 Thousands have been buying up guns, and calling for secession but those who wield the … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":812,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[129,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-frankensteins","category-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1538,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions\/1538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}