{"id":636,"date":"2012-04-13T14:46:57","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T19:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=636"},"modified":"2015-11-13T10:11:05","modified_gmt":"2015-11-13T16:11:05","slug":"friday-the-13-lake-zombie-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/friday-the-13-lake-zombie-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday The 13th Lake Zombie Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>The natural bad luck that materializes on Friday The 13th usually results in a high level of ghost, and poltergeist activity.\u00a0 However on this particular 13th day of April were seeing an unprecedented amount of lake zombie activity.\u00a0 Lake Zombies are a rare form of zombie that are the result of the\u00a0unrecovered bodies of drowning victims.\u00a0 For reasons unknown these victims rotting corpses are reanimating, and surfacing.\u00a0 The greatest number\u00a0are being seen in the Great Lakes due to the ease of a body not being found in their vast murky waters.\u00a0 However these zombies can rise from any body of water except salt lakes, and\u00a0oceans since salt inhibits the rise of zombies.\u00a0 This does not mean it’s impossible for the living dead to rise from the seas under more powerful pulls of magical forces.\u00a0 In addition the risk of\u00a0rising from rivers is minimal since the bodies are usually washed into lakes, or seas.<\/p>\n

We’ve received many sightings of the animated corpses various lakes around the world including Victoria, Tanganyika, Baikal, Great bear Lake, Wular, and many more! No non-saline lake, or other body of water is safe.\u00a0 We suggest steering clear of these bodies of water until Midnight April 14th.\u00a0 Not only to avoid these dangerous creatures but also to prevent spreading the supernatural zombie virus.\u00a0 The zombies flesh will rot\u00a0into the\u00a0water as the living dead thrash around violently trying to claw to the surface, and eating any fish along the way.\u00a0 If you see blood red water, and fish corpses floating about it’s a fair bet that a lake zombie is nearby.\u00a0 Flee the area at all costs, and call your local zombie hunters, or paranormal investigations firm for help.\u00a0 If you should be have no choice but to deal with a zombie then any sharp implement can be used to hack off their head.\u00a0 This is always the best way to deal with the scourge of the supernatural.<\/p>\n

We also received an amazing report of a zombie making his way out to the ocean nearby, and a group of ocean crypto-photographers caught the awesome rare sight of a zombie taking on a great white shark.\u00a0 Despite zombie flesh rotting off easily, and their relatively slow speed they do possess super strength when infected with the paranormal form of the zombie virus.\u00a0 The shark was immediately attracted to the decaying living dead corpse.\u00a0The great beast swooped in for the kill, and ripped the zombies arm off.\u00a0 Unfortunately for the shark the zombie latched on with his other arm while sinking his razor sharp teeth into the shark.\u00a0 Within minutes of struggling the shark was dead but the zombie was nothing but a torso with a partially detached head.\u00a0 The shark however reanimated as it was infected.\u00a0 The zombie shark promptly took out the crypto-photographers with extreme prejudice.\u00a0 Luckily the camera was recovered hours later by their buddies in a boat above.\u00a0 This shark is still on the loose.\u00a0 However the odds of anyone running into it are astronomically low.\u00a0 The shark will be too busy going after the abundant sea life to smell any people even if they happen to be nearby.<\/p>\n

Luckily the increase in zombies seems to have resulted in less instances of bad luck which is common on Friday the 13th’s.\u00a0 Still we recommend carrying lucky charms with you.\u00a0 Those blessed by a Leprechaun are the best because the little Irish guys are the masters of good luck.\u00a0 Beware of your surroundings on this perilous day, and pray a zombie doesn’t bite you.\u00a0 Otherwise you’re done for!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The natural bad luck that materializes on Friday The 13th usually results in a high level of ghost, and poltergeist activity.\u00a0 However on this particular 13th day of April were seeing an unprecedented amount of lake zombie activity.\u00a0 Lake Zombies are a rare form of zombie that are the result of the\u00a0unrecovered bodies of drowning … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-friday-the-13th","category-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1747,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions\/1747"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}