{"id":482,"date":"2011-12-03T22:06:39","date_gmt":"2011-12-04T04:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=482"},"modified":"2015-06-02T09:40:32","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T14:40:32","slug":"abominable-snowman-yeti-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/abominable-snowman-yeti-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Abominable Snowman Yeti Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/yeti-snowman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Abominable Snowman Yeti\" src=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/yeti-snowman-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Abominable Snowman aka Yeti\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>There is unfortunately a dark side to the\u00a0winter wonderland of the Christmas season.\u00a0 The cold weather, and snow storms allows the terrifyingly\u00a0dangerous\u00a0Abominable Snowmen, aka Yeti, to venture away from it&#8217;s Arctic home into the populated areas of southern Canada, the northern United States, Northern Europe, and Russia.\u00a0 However they also exist within high altitude mountain ranges where ever they may exist.\u00a0 So mountain climbers should be on the alert all year round.\u00a0\u00a0Due to\u00a0the current round of winter weather across the United States, we are issuing this urgent Yeti warning.\u00a0 There have been numerous sightings of these hellish creatures that move about with winter storm fronts.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike their docile cousins, The Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman is a deviously dangerous predator who enjoys hunting down humans for dinner.\u00a0 These furry bright white beasts blend in seamlessly with the snow, and have the ability to set simple traps for potential victims.\u00a0 They can get up to 9 feet tall, and weigh up to 800 pounds so eradicating them isn&#8217;t easy.\u00a0 In fact only beheading, and incineration by fire will get the job done.\u00a0 If you spot a Yeti we advise you to run as fast as your feet can carry you.\u00a0 Exercise extreme caution when venturing out in snow storms, or hiking about the wintry woods.\u00a0 Consult with your local Eskimo Witch Doctor for possible magical protections against this monstrous menace.\u00a0\u00a0 In addition due to the mystical goodness of Christmas, the Abominable Snowman seems to lie dormant the week before, and after Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>To Learn More About The Yeti please see our past forecast:\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=132\">http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=132<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is unfortunately a dark side to the\u00a0winter wonderland of the Christmas season.\u00a0 The cold weather, and snow storms allows the terrifyingly\u00a0dangerous\u00a0Abominable Snowmen, aka Yeti, to venture away from it&#8217;s Arctic home into the populated areas of southern Canada, the northern United States, Northern Europe, and Russia.\u00a0 However they also exist within high altitude mountain &#8230; 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