{"id":476,"date":"2011-11-24T18:26:09","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T00:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=476"},"modified":"2015-06-02T09:40:36","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T14:40:36","slug":"gobbler-ghoul-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/gobbler-ghoul-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Gobbler Ghoul Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/turkey-ghoul.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-477\" title=\"Gobbler Ghoul\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/turkey-ghoul.jpg\" width=\"197\" height=\"256\" \/><\/a>A disturbing new paranormal entity has been discovered.\u00a0 Unfortunately this little beast is a threat to your Thanksgiving celebrations.\u00a0 It has been classified as a Gobbler Ghoul.\u00a0 Apparently a large group of turkeys were severely mistreated by their owner on a remote farm, and eventually they had to cannibalize their fellow turkeys to survive.\u00a0 The turkeys owner most likely dabbled in the black magics which aided in their ghoulish transformation.\u00a0 They now walk upright, and have a basic sinister intelligence of a demonic origin.<\/p>\n<p>Since the gobblers are ghouls they only crave dead rotting flesh.\u00a0 However they will injure or kill anyone who stands in the way of their unholy dining.\u00a0 Be on alert for these ghastly ghouls attempting to\u00a0subvert your Thanksgiving dinner to feed their turkey cannibal desires.\u00a0 They&#8217;re very strong, and fast so they could crash through your windows or even doors.\u00a0 They have also been known to eat humans, and other animals as well once they&#8217;re dead.<\/p>\n<p>They loathe sunlight but it doesn&#8217;t destroy them so anything is possible.\u00a0 You will most likely encounter the Gobbler Ghouls in the dead of the night so eating your Thanksgiving dinner early would be for the best.\u00a0 Having a Priest bless your turkey along with a pitcher of holy water might be a safe bet this Thanksgiving season.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A disturbing new paranormal entity has been discovered.\u00a0 Unfortunately this little beast is a threat to your Thanksgiving celebrations.\u00a0 It has been classified as a Gobbler Ghoul.\u00a0 Apparently a large group of turkeys were severely mistreated by their owner on a remote farm, and eventually they had to cannibalize their fellow turkeys to survive.\u00a0 The &#8230; <a title=\"Gobbler Ghoul Warning\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/gobbler-ghoul-warning\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Gobbler Ghoul Warning\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,151,95,93],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cryptid","category-gobbler-ghoul","category-paranormal-animals","category-thanksgiving"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1071,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions\/1071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}