{"id":408,"date":"2011-10-24T20:26:49","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T01:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=408"},"modified":"2023-06-18T16:50:44","modified_gmt":"2023-06-18T21:50:44","slug":"warlock-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/warlock-watch\/","title":{"rendered":"Warlock Watch"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The malevolent forces of magic marshal forward marching toward the ultimate witching hour on All Hallows Eve.\u00a0 Our latest paranormal\u00a0intelligence, brought to you by our\u00a0supernatural agents\u00a0under deep cover within key bastions of preternatural evil, clearly paints a picture of increased Warlock activity.\u00a0 Generally Warlock’s work alone in their quest to perpetuate evil through their dark magics.\u00a0 However this Halloween season we see many a dark coven forming in continents all over the planet plotting together in\u00a0a nefarious bid to resurrect ancient demonic evils.\u00a0 The Warlocks aren’t bothering with Gods to focus their black magic, but rather calling upon various demons to exact their revenge on a human based planet of goodness that they loathe with an ever loving passion.<\/p>\n

As an average human there’s not much you can do if targeted by a Warlock.\u00a0 Either as an instrument of cruel amusement, an act of revenge (some will hire greedy warlocks to vanquish vendetta’s), or most likely for use in a ritual sacrifice.\u00a0 Your odds of being decimated via demonic sacrifice is never greater than within the 13 nights of Halloween.\u00a0 Despite the fact that they operate in and around the Midnight witching hour, a key temporal focal point of pure evil, they can kidnap or bring violence against their victims at any time.\u00a0 Although since they’re still human, at least biologically, they need a\u00a0fair nights sleep which would be during the day for them.\u00a0 We suggest being on alert for shadowing figures who give off that certain special sinister serial killer type vibe.<\/p>\n

Since the vast majority of Warlocks are male, the majority of their victims tend to be female since they utilize their magical charms to seduce women into their wayward web of wraithy horrors.\u00a0\u00a0 So we recommend women be on extra alert, and be wary of male strangers.\u00a0 Particularly ones who seem too good looking, and charming to be true.\u00a0 In reality they use their dark magic to cast a lustful spell upon you, and cast a glamour upon themselves to change their appearance in a positive way.\u00a0 In reality they are probably ugly and have a loathsome personality.\u00a0 Ladies please be especially wary in the night time hours at various social centers such as taverns, and night clubs.\u00a0 These filthy fiends prowl such places for their victims.\u00a0 During these uncertain and turbulent nights of Halloween terror we highly suggest simply staying in after dusk.\u00a0 Not only for the Warlocks, but all the other ungodly creatures and magical mayhem that is running rampant in the streets of innocent communities all around the world!<\/p>\n

If you refuse to change your lifestyle, and give in to these paranormal panderers, then we implore you to seek out masters of\u00a0metaphysical magics such as a good witch, wizard, or even sorcerer.\u00a0 Just check your local yellow pages under “Witches”.\u00a0 You can also try contacting your local paranormal investigation firm for information on where to find the wonderful wielders of magic.\u00a0 Once under the protection of such a paranormal professional you will gain access to protection spells, and talismans.\u00a0\u00a0 Of course you may find such magical artifacts at your local magic shop along with witchcraft spell books.\u00a0 However only a professionally trained witch, or other paranormal practitioner, can give it the maximum power needed to deal with the dark denizens of destruction that clamor to corrupt your very immortal soul!\u00a0 We wish you safe passage into the murky depths of the nefarious night, and pray you don’t fall prey to the long flowing dark cloak of the wretched Warlock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The malevolent forces of magic marshal forward marching toward the ultimate witching hour on All Hallows Eve.\u00a0 Our latest paranormal\u00a0intelligence, brought to you by our\u00a0supernatural agents\u00a0under deep cover within key bastions of preternatural evil, clearly paints a picture of increased Warlock activity.\u00a0 Generally Warlock’s work alone in their quest to perpetuate evil through their dark … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4090,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-warlocks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4091,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions\/4091"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}