{"id":209,"date":"2011-04-13T12:24:29","date_gmt":"2011-04-13T17:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=209"},"modified":"2015-06-02T09:44:23","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T14:44:23","slug":"easter-bunny-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/easter-bunny-watch\/","title":{"rendered":"Easter Bunny Watch"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>With Easter only 10 days away you should expect to see the little furry fella, know as the Easter Bunny, hopping about to and fro hiding Easter eggs and spreading good spring cheer.\u00a0 There are no official reports as to the appearance of the Easter Bunny. Although eye witness\u00a0accounts seem to indicate that he looks like a normal sized rabbit which might have the ability to change color.\u00a0 He may appear white, or even differing shades of brown.\u00a0\u00a0 He\u00a0can move at\u00a0super speed\u00a0and can hop amazing heights.\u00a0 It’s said that up close his eyes look rather human in nature which would make sense since he was originally a human.\u00a0 This is why he’s intelligent and can speak like a normal adult except for the fact that he knows every language on Earth just like his Demi-Angel pal Santa Claus.\u00a0 In fact Christmas is the only day of the year he can transform back into a human thanks to the power of Christmas which is considered the sister holiday of Easter.\u00a0 It’s also rumored he can transform into a human size bi-pedal bunny as well.<\/p>\n

Only on Christmas are the forces of good powerful enough to reverse the curse placed on Eggbert, The Easter Bunny’s human name.\u00a0 On Halloween, the most powerful day of evil, many centuries ago they say a powerful coven of witches channeled the power of the Anti-Claus, Santa’s evil twin Demi-Demon brother, and turned their nemesis Eggbert into a rabbit.\u00a0 They thought he’d hop away and eventually be eaten by wolves but Santa Claus stepped in and gave him the gift of immortality.\u00a0 He of course had the choice to die or cease being a bunny but he jumped at the chance to perform works of goodness on Earth for eternity.\u00a0 Various Angelic forces gave their blessing for him to take control of Easter and use it for good.\u00a0 Those forces could not interfere to restore his human form due to various paranormal pacts that have prevented all hell from breaking loose on Earth. Eggbert still hopes to be human for longer periods than one day.\u00a0\u00a0 He likes being a magical bunny but he still has a human soul.<\/p>\n

Like other holidays that are centered around children, Easter is about marshaling the forces of righteousness to continue the fight against evil.\u00a0 The magical innocence of kids\u00a0is a powerful mystical force that can be channeled around the globe for good.\u00a0 That is what Easter is about and that’s why the Easter Bunny hides colorful eggs filled with chocolates, and other candy.\u00a0 Even sometimes gifts are left in his special eggs.\u00a0 A rare few contain magical gifts as well for those children in the supernatural community.\u00a0 The increased joy and happiness of children is a key component of benevolence on this planet and Easter counters the forces of evil that may have built up since Christmas.\u00a0 Just as Christmas targets the key magical temporal apex of the Winter Solstice so does Easter target the next magical apex of the Spring Equinox despite being a good month past it at times.<\/p>\n

If you’re lucky enough to actually see the Easter Bunny in person then you will be blessed with good luck.\u00a0 Being of good character, decorating your home and hiding eggs about your yard filled with the finest chocolates, and treats, possible is one way to lure him to your home.\u00a0\u00a0 To triple your chances of seeing him you must leave out special mystical candy carrots which grow in rare supernatural soils around the world.\u00a0 Unfortunately even if you can find a local\u00a0supernatural shop, and they have some in stock, you should expect to pay $1000 or more per carrot.\u00a0\u00a0 Fear not if you’re poor because the Easter Bunny will pay you a visit if you believe\u00a0in your heart that he’s real,\u00a0and you truly are a sweet soul.<\/p>\n

We also warn you against capturing the Easter Bunny.\u00a0 If you do this then bad luck will fall upon you for all the rest of your days.\u00a0 It will also effect the balance between good and evil on Earth causing unthinkable catastrophes.\u00a0 In addition if you save him from being captured it’s said that he can give you three limited wishes.\u00a0 Legend states that if you die while saving him you will be resurrected and become an immortal.<\/p>\n

Note: There is a neo-liberal (our term for fake liberals) movement in the USA\u00a0to call the Easter Bunny the Spring Bunny due to the insane political correctness that has run rampant across the nation.\u00a0 The Bunny has been known as the Easter Bunny for centuries and will continue to be called that.\u00a0 Ignore the PC Spring Bunny fools.\u00a0 If a Spring Bunny ever materializes you can bet he’s actually some new dark Anti-Easter Bunny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

With Easter only 10 days away you should expect to see the little furry fella, know as the Easter Bunny, hopping about to and fro hiding Easter eggs and spreading good spring cheer.\u00a0 There are no official reports as to the appearance of the Easter Bunny. Although eye witness\u00a0accounts seem to indicate that he looks … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,47,48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-easter","category-easter-bunny","category-sping-equinox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1192,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions\/1192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}