{"id":1,"date":"2010-10-17T23:16:10","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T04:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/?p=1"},"modified":"2021-11-22T09:32:36","modified_gmt":"2021-11-22T15:32:36","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/hello-world\/","title":{"rendered":"October Gnome Alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/gnome-october.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3444 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/gnome-october.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/gnome-october.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/gnome-october-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Since the beginning of September we&#8217;ve seen increased <a href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/gnomes\/\">Gnome <\/a>activity.\u00a0 Mostly in or near the Mystical Forest.\u00a0 If you have small children we advise you keep them indoors or under close supervision as Gnomes eat small children and babies.\u00a0 Usually ones under 5.\u00a0 Be primarily weary of shady areas or cloudy days as they don&#8217;t like direct sunlight and lurk in the shadows our of fear since they&#8217;re only about\u00a0 2 1\/2 feet tall at most.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">They&#8217;re easily spotted by the iconic red pointy hat they wear and their screechy laugh.\u00a0 This increase has steadily continued despite the fact that they usually hide away as Halloween approaches due to more scarier creatures surfacing for the holiday.\u00a0 Gnomes cannot enter your house and will bite if cornered.\u00a0 If you spot a Gnome don&#8217;t try to engage it but rather call us here at Mystic Investigations.\u00a0 If one is near your child simply scream loudly and clap your hands.\u00a0 It will be scared away instantly.\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">One simple preventative measure you can take is to display <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/s?k=lawn+gnome&amp;linkCode=ll2&amp;tag=mystic-investigations-20&amp;linkId=ff5851dc6187e96babc77df93f726d03&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl\">Lawn Gnome<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=theinternetfinde&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/> statues in your yard.\u00a0 Gnomes are solitary creatures and loathe others of their own kind.\u00a0 Seeing a lawn Gnome is like a crow seeing a Scarecrow.\u00a0 You can know if a Gnome is hiding nearby if you smell a minty smoke.\u00a0 They enjoy smoking a mystical variety of mint clover which they grow in the forest along with the toadstools they eat on a regular basis.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">We&#8217;re also seeing the usual Halloween increase in werewolves, poltergeists, and zombies.\u00a0 Vampire activity is at a minimum.\u00a0 No evidence of any evil witchcraft afoot.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>This Was Our First Paranormal Activity Forecast!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--msnavigation--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Since the beginning of September we&#8217;ve seen increased Gnome activity.\u00a0 Mostly in or near the Mystical Forest.\u00a0 If you have small children we advise you keep them indoors or under close supervision as Gnomes eat small children and babies.\u00a0 Usually ones under 5.\u00a0 Be primarily weary of shady areas or cloudy days as they &#8230; 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