{"id":8891,"date":"2019-10-23T16:40:50","date_gmt":"2019-10-23T22:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/?p=8891"},"modified":"2019-10-23T18:11:41","modified_gmt":"2019-10-24T00:11:41","slug":"backwoods-zombie-hillbilly-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/backwoods-zombie-hillbilly-horror\/","title":{"rendered":"The Backwoods Zombie Hillbilly Horror"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You and your paranormal commando team venture forth into the deep woods on the hunt for the living dead! This after encountering Old Man Clampett in a horrifying Zombie<\/a> form attempting to attack the local townsfolk.\u00a0 Naturally, he had to be put down for everyone’s protection!\u00a0 You near the Clampett Residence that is known to be the home of the most notorious Moonshine<\/a> producing family in Hazzard County.\u00a0 Ironically they have always called their especially strong blend of white whiskey “Zombie Killer”.\u00a0 Legend has it that the Clampett Family successfully defended the town from a horde of zombies in the late 1800’s.\u00a0 However over 100 years later supernatural triumph over the living dead terror has returned to haunt them!<\/p>\n

The thick woods are starting to darken as the sun lowers in the late afternoon partly cloudy skies on this warm late summers day.\u00a0 As you walk among the distillery equipment, and various glass jugs, a ferocious growling zombie leaps from a quarter full barrel of Moonshine<\/a> with blood dripping down his necrotic chin on to his blood-splattered shirt. Your trusty steel blade gets the job done with extreme prejudice!\u00a0 One by one you begin to notice dead corpses lying about the homestead.\u00a0 No doubt they are already in the process of zombifying.\u00a0Reanimation could happen at any moment! \u00a0Your team handles the situation with delicate, and respectful precision ensuring these fine folks will have a Heavenly Afterlife in the great beyond rather than a soulless nightmare as a rotting corpse of cannibalism!\u00a0 Your team of paranormal professionals approaches the main house when a zombie unexpectedly falls from a tree branch above you and pins you to the ground ready to bring life as you know it to an end! Read The Rest Of This Spooky Story On Our Halloween Blog…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You and your paranormal commando team venture forth into the deep woods on the hunt for the living dead! This after encountering Old Man Clampett in a horrifying Zombie form attempting to attack the local townsfolk.  Naturally, he had to be put down for everyone’s protection!  You near the Clampett Residence that is known to be the home of the most notorious Moonshine producing family in Hazzard County.  Ironically they have always called their especially strong blend<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,17],"tags":[460,462],"class_list":["post-8891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-halloween","category-zombies","tag-halloween-blog","tag-halloween-props"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8891"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32404,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8891\/revisions\/32404"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}