{"id":871,"date":"2019-12-07T05:55:42","date_gmt":"2019-12-07T12:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/?p=871"},"modified":"2023-08-09T07:06:02","modified_gmt":"2023-08-09T12:06:02","slug":"how-do-you-repel-a-zombie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/how-do-you-repel-a-zombie\/","title":{"rendered":"How Do You Repel A Zombie?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Zombie Protection Herbs<\/h1>\n

We’ve heard about a plethora of ways to repel vampires<\/a> and werewolves<\/a>. These include various herbs such as garlic, vervain<\/a>, and wolfsbane<\/a>. However, we’ve never heard anything about how to keep Zombies<\/a> away. Naturally, since zombies are non-demonic religious artifacts<\/a> have no effect on them, unlike the aforementioned vampires & werewolves. Like most metaphysical menaces Mother Nature<\/a> provides a defense for humans to balance the supernatural scales. After extensive research, we are proud to present our findings that will finally protect you, and your family against the rotting corpses of the Walking Dead<\/a>. \u00a0Not surprisingly both protective plants have a noxious stink just as zombies themselves smell like living hell itself!\u00a0 Zombies use their sense of smell to tell the difference between tasty humans, and their animated corpse brothers since zombies ironically loathe dead flesh. Unlike living or freshly dead flesh, it doesn’t quell the hunger of the zombie virus. When the virus is well fed it rewards the zombie by delaying its inevitable decay. No longer do you have to hope you can take down every approaching zombie with a gun, a sharp implement, fire, or even strong industrial acid. Here are the plants that will save your life during a zombie apocalypse:\ud83c\udf3a<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Stinking Nightshade<\/a>, also known as Henbane.\u00a0(Hyoscyamus Niger<\/a>).<\/em>\u00a0 <\/strong>This herb has been known for its use in magical potions over the centuries. It’s an excellent herb to grow around your home or zombie bunker. \u00a0The herb can be worn on your clothing or crushed in a\u00a0satchel\u00a0for personal protection. \u00a0You can also hang cut plants over your windows, and doors. Stinking Nightshade has even been used in incense form to infuse the air with its protective vapors. Just be aware it can cause hallucinations if smoked!\ud83c\udf3b<\/p>\n

Purple Passion<\/a>, also known as Velvet Plant.\u00a0<\/b>(Gynura Aurantiaca<\/a>)<\/b>.\u00a0 <\/em>This is an excellent house plant that can be placed near windows, and doorways for home zombie defense. You can also wear the plant leaves on your clothing to act as a personal deterrent for the dead rising from their graves. Purple Passion will easily grow outside as ground cover. \u00a0In a post-apocalyptic zombie scenario grow this around your fortified <\/a>compound since it can spread all about leaving no open spots for zombies to stagger through. \u00a0In this case, you’d want to live somewhere without winter. Of course, thankfully zombies will literally freeze in place when the temperature drops to below freezing.\u00a0 This is due to the fact that they have zero body heat so the water in their tissues freezes solid. Unfortunately, arid desert regions give us desiccated zombies without any moisture. If they manage to wander into a below-freezing zone they won’t freeze in such cases!\ud83e\udd40<\/p>\n

Keeping The Walking Dead At Arms Length<\/h1>\n

When using these plants on yourself prepare to smell and repel both zombies, and humans. The point is to stay alive and worry about your social life later on. \u00a0Odds are you<\/a>\"\"\u00a0will have none in the midst of a zombie virus pandemic<\/a>! \u00a0All the plants listed above are poisonous to humans and shouldn’t be ingested or placed directly on skin unless magically prepared by a certified witch, wizard, warlock, or sorcerer<\/a>.\u00a0 The only way to know if they’re for real is to watch them prepare the potion and witness an inexplicable shimmering luminescence take place in the solution for at least a few seconds. This is evidence of a metaphysical energy<\/a> exchange that is the heart of magic<\/a>. Naturally to be safe have them drink a sample first!\ud83e\uddea<\/p>\n

Now you can enter a well-deserved slumber after a day of slaying living dead drones with your Purple Passion plant on your nightstand, and a bunch of Stinking Nightshade tied together hanging over your windows, and doors. \u00a0This is a lot more pleasant than smearing yourself with rotted zombie parts, or weeks old human corpse remains.\u00a0 Yes if you have nothing else this works as well, and will allow you to walk among the walking dead without the worry of being eaten alive! Of course, there’s a chance the zombie virus might be passed on to you!\ud83e\udddf\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n

Crystals & Gemstones That Protect Against Living Dead Zombies!<\/h1>\n

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Besides plants Mother Earth often provides us with crystals and gemstones<\/a> for use as paranormal protection. \u00a0These are generally not as potent as herbal solutions but can get the job done under the right circumstances. Even if that means a combination of stones used in unison. Our zombie research has field-tested limited success with wearing\u00a0a combination of Granite<\/a> (From A Gravestone Only!), Apatite, and Malachite. Most likely worn as a necklace or bracelet. \u00a0The more you can wear the better! Each must be in equal proportions to work. Granite is the bedrock of Mother Earth, and stuff that mighty mountains are made of. When made into gravestones, and planted at the site of a deceased person it acquires mystical properties related to the dead. Apatite<\/a> has properties related to the mind, and ironically weight loss since zombies are all about gorging on humans! Malachite<\/a> is a stone known to ease the transition between life, and death. Especially if a person has had a hellish life, and ghost formation is a real possibility.\ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n

When placed together these three stones create an anti-zombie trinity!\u00a0 It’s not as potent as the plants mentioned above but it can be good enough to delay the zombies so you can make your escape! \u00a0Certainly, adding these stones to your other zombie countermeasures will amplify your efforts, and support your survival in a dark damned apocalyptic world of zombie despair! Feel free to reply to this article with a comment if you know of any other zombie repellents!\ud83e\udddf\u200d\u2640\ufe0f
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