{"id":585,"date":"2012-04-18T08:57:29","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T14:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/?p=585"},"modified":"2025-06-11T19:07:07","modified_gmt":"2025-06-12T00:07:07","slug":"can-vampires-survive-being-baked-alive-in-an-oven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/can-vampires-survive-being-baked-alive-in-an-oven\/","title":{"rendered":"Can Vampires Survive Being Baked Alive In An Oven?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As long as the oven isn’t shooting flames of fire about then they can indeed survive.\u00a0 However they can survive flames for a certain amount of time so as long as they’re not Holy Flames<\/a>.\u00a0 Heat alone will not affect\u00a0vampires to a certain point.\u00a0 Cryptozoologists have run experiments on evil vampires captured in the midst of committing unspeakable acts.\u00a0 In one heat experiment the vampire remained calm while lying in the laboratory oven since he was promised fresh blood for his trouble.\u00a0 As the oven approached 4000\u00b0 Fahrenheit,\u00a0close to the melting point of sand into glass,\u00a0the vampire showed some discomfort, and actually started sweating.\u00a0 At 5000\u00b0 the vampire got extremely angry, and demanded to be released as convulsions began.\u00a0 This lasted for thirty seconds until the temperature reached 5500\u00b0.\u00a0 The vampire then lost consciousness.\u00a0 The science oven temperature rose to the maximum of 25,000\u00b0 with the vampire displaying no signs of actually being baked.\u00a0 He was not killed, and\u00a0awoke\u00a0from his slumber\u00a0within eight minutes of being released from the oven.\u00a0 Upon awakening he ravaged the blood supply\u00a0provided for him like a mad dog.\u00a0 He was none the\u00a0worse for\u00a0wear after being super heated.<\/p>\n

The vampire in question claimed to be 478 years old, and had no idea how many generations removed from the first vampire who ever existed.\u00a0 Cryptozoologists estimated he was somewhere within the 18th, and 20th generation range\u00a0based on living dead DNA testing.\u00a0 His demographic is representative of the average vampire.\u00a0 Vampire powers increase with age, and are greater in the earlier generations.\u00a0 Experiments with older vampires yielded a vampire who never complained about the heat at 25,000\u00b0.\u00a0 There is also anecdotal evidence of vampires surviving nuclear detonations at ground zero which can be millions of degrees.\u00a0 So we recommend to all vampire slayers to never rely on heat alone when looking to eradicate a nefarious Nosferatu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As long as the oven isn’t shooting flames of fire about then they can indeed survive.  However they can survive flames for a certain amount of time so as long as they’re not Holy Flames.  Heat alone will not affect vampires to a certain point.  Cryptozoologists have run experiments on evil vampires captured in the midst of committing unspeakable acts.  In one heat experiment the vampire remained calm while lying in the laboratory oven since he was promised<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19666,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vampires"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":162497,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions\/162497"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}