{"id":2672,"date":"2014-02-15T13:49:52","date_gmt":"2014-02-15T20:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/?p=2672"},"modified":"2017-08-13T10:37:21","modified_gmt":"2017-08-13T16:37:21","slug":"how-does-the-weather-affect-zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/how-does-the-weather-affect-zombies\/","title":{"rendered":"How Does The Weather Affect Zombies?"},"content":{"rendered":"

What Temperatures, and Weather Conditions Do Zombies Like?<\/strong>
\n\"Zombie<\/a>Firstly, Zombies<\/a> don’t technically like anything as we humans do. They’re mindless biological machines programmed to attack us in order to consume our flesh.\u00a0 A instinctual need\u00a0linked to the zombie virus that feeds primarily off live human DNA<\/a>, and RNA<\/a>.\u00a0This quintessence of human biology energizes the virus which in turn slows the rate of\u00a0cellular decay within the walking dead corpse. \u00a0There are weather conditions more favorable than others when it comes to preservation of the zombies decaying form.<\/p>\n

Temperature wise zombies will rot faster in Equatorial zones, and hot summers around the world.\u00a0 While in Arctic zones, and areas of winter the rate of necrosis is greatly decreased even without consuming flesh.\u00a0 In fact they remain immortally preserved at temperatures below zero degrees Fahrenheit.\u00a0 At this literal freezer temperature the necrosis of their cells ceases, and they could theoretically stagger about the cold wastelands of the far north forever.\u00a0 However the urge to find humans outweighs the natural draw to cold, and dark.\u00a0 Of course you can always get too much of a good thing when moisture enters the equation.<\/p>\n

The older a zombie is the less moisture they have within them.\u00a0 The oldest zombies are virtually desiccated to the point of one blunt blow turning them into dust.\u00a0 Presuming they haven’t eaten a human recently thereby introducing some temporary moisture into their cells. Such moisture, whether internal, or externally introduced through precipitation, or bodies of water, can cause them to freeze standing in place at temperatures reaching 25 below zero Fahrenheit, or colder.\u00a0 They can keep going to this temperature due to the supernatural anti-freeze nature of the zombification virus that composes their paranormal DNA.\u00a0 It’s not unheard of to find a hoard of zombies frozen in a graveyard due to the sudden onset of an Polar Vortex<\/a> blizzard.\u00a0 Paranormal Archeologists have also found zombies frozen in polar ice.\u00a0 In some cases right next to completely intact Wooly Mammoth’s<\/a>.\u00a0 Unfortunately when the normal Archeologists take the corpses back to their lab for study the results are quite disastrous!<\/p>\n

Zombies will decay more quickly in situations where there is excessive heat, and rain.\u00a0 So tropical rainforests are the worst place for them to exist when considering this factor.\u00a0 On the other hand such places are abundant with life to eat.\u00a0 Animals will tide them over but their meat isn’t anywhere near as potent for the zombie virus as human meat.\u00a0 A zombie will naturally retreat from the sun<\/a> if only due to the blinding glare upon their delicate decaying eyes.\u00a0 In a desert they have no choice but to bask in the sun whose heat simultaneously serves to accelerate necrosis while at the same time dehydrating their body thereby preserving them.\u00a0 The two generally cancel each other out causing no greater than average decline in cellular cohesion.\u00a0\u00a0 That is assuming they haven’t consumed any flesh thereby introducing moisture into their body.<\/p>\n

The safest weather for humans when it comes to zombies would be any manner of\"\"\"PC<\/a>
\nexcessive snowfall, and\/or extreme Arctic cold.\u00a0 Any measurable snow will collect on a slow moving zombie who doesn’t know to shake himself off.\u00a0 Once blinded by snow, and ice, or frozen in place they become harmless to humans.\u00a0 Even excessive rains can blind them along with tornado, or hurricane force winds blowing them away. Those who have Zombiphobia, a deep fear of zombies, either stay locked indoors living in the middle of nowhere, or stick to direct sunlight while outdoors.<\/p>\n

Visit The Zombie Protection Store<\/a>.\u00a0 You can never be too prepared for a zombie apocalypse!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What Temperatures, and Weather Conditions Do Zombies Like? Firstly, Zombies don’t technically like anything as we humans do. They’re mindless biological machines programmed to attack us in order to consume our flesh.  A instinctual need linked to the zombie virus that feeds primarily off live human DNA, and RNA. This quintessence of human biology energizes the virus which in turn slows the rate of cellular decay within the walking dead corpse.  There are weather conditions more favorable than others when<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2673,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zombies"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2672"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24729,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672\/revisions\/24729"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}