{"id":1923,"date":"2013-07-18T14:35:25","date_gmt":"2013-07-18T20:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/?p=1923"},"modified":"2025-03-30T17:04:03","modified_gmt":"2025-03-30T22:04:03","slug":"what-is-the-stool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/what-is-the-stool\/","title":{"rendered":"What Is The Stool?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We hesitate to even mention this particular paranormal phenomenon since it is by far the most disgusting thing we’ve ever come across. It is an excremental entity known as The Stool. The creature of crap is caused by all manner of fecal matter randomly coalescing into a sentient Blob<\/a>.\u00a0 Although a rare event it is clearly a health hazard that the government often deals with, and covers up in the media as well.\u00a0 If The Stool is left unchecked it will grow into the giant pile of poop as seen in photos on this page.\u00a0 The stench is unbearable to the point of causing mass barfing episodes even among those with protective masks on! The high levels of methane it gives off drive away oxygen thereby causing asphyxiation in humans, and other creatures. This is often a concern in sewers which is the place this despicable entity forms the most.<\/p>\n

The Excremental Entity<\/h2>\n

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It is referred to as The Stool despite seeming to be many separate entities. This is due to psychics confirming it is of one noxious mind. This indicates there may very well be a central Stool hidden somewhere on Earth. This Alpha Stool seems to be using some type of telekinetic power to create new members of his highly horrid species. Evidence indicates that its consciousness emanates from the Mother Earth Gaia<\/a> Network.\u00a0 The paranormal nervous system of the planet which it’s using as a telekinetic conduit.\u00a0 Its mindless mission seems simply to grow and engulf the planet in a massive mound of manure.\u00a0 The Stool starts out as a collection of common crap that eventually develops its own DNA. It then begins growing spontaneous inexplicable cells of pure waste product.\u00a0 Despite this, the wandering waste still needs to collect droppings along its journey to fuel the gross growth process.<\/p>\n

Cleaning Up The Crazy Crap<\/h2>\n

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Thankfully sewer workers, and even the homeless, usually report the sickening Stool in its early stages. This quickly gets the word out to top-secret government, or private paranormal organizations. They dispatch special Hazmat teams to dismantle the smelly Stool and clean up the bio-toxins. If you run across a suspicious stack of sh-i-t then please contact the local authorities or your local supernatural investigations team.\u00a0 Do not attempt to engage the excrement yourself as it can move in a quick, and erratic manner when provoked. You could easily be absorbed into its slimy sludge never to be seen again!<\/p>\n

To Fight The Fecal Fright Takes Mega Might!<\/h2>\n

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Shoot The Poop In The Crapper Game<\/a> [Amazon Ad]<\/figcaption><\/figure>Some misguided individuals have attempted to burn the fecal fright in flames. This results in dangerous methane explosions that release a crap load of deadly carbon monoxide gas. Please leave the perplexing poop to the professionals!\u00a0 If you have any information leading to the capture of the Alpha Stool then you may be eligible for an extensive bounty of up to one million dollars being offered by various organizations.\u00a0 Until this wretched being is apprehended we recommend staying away from sewers, waste treatment plants, and manure farms.\ud83d\udca9[Fake Novelty Prank Poop<\/a> [Amazon Ad]<\/p>\n

Interesting Historical Note<\/span>: The Stool was responsible for London, England’s Great Stink Of 1858!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We hesitate to even mention this particular paranormal phenomenon since it is by far the most disgusting thing we?ve ever come across. It is an excremental entity known as The Stool. The creature of crap is caused by all manner of fecal matter randomly coalescing into a sentient Blob.? Although a rare event it is clearly a health hazard that the government often deals with, and covers up in the media as well.? If The Stool is<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":161734,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177,1265,69],"tags":[925,688,926],"class_list":["post-1923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cryptids","category-feature","category-monsters","tag-sewer-monsters","tag-the-blob","tag-the-stool"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1923"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":161738,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions\/161738"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/161734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}