{"id":163449,"date":"2026-04-15T18:08:43","date_gmt":"2026-04-15T22:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/?p=163449"},"modified":"2026-04-15T18:48:32","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T22:48:32","slug":"march-friday-13th-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/march-friday-13th-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"What Did Jason Voorhees Do On March Friday The 13th, 2026?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Voorhees Cult<\/a> members were eagerly helped by Clurichauns<\/a>, aka Dark Leprechauns, in the luring of foolish teens toward the murderous Jason Voorhees<\/a>. The Clurichauns were naturally drawn to the bad luck wafting from the living dead entity of pure-bred evil! Although Jason is a loner as portrayed in the Friday The 13th<\/a> movies, in reality he quietly accepts aid when it comes to leading him to worthy prey. Secretly, he enjoys the worship and attention of these pathetic individuals as it contrasts from his former human life of being mocked and bullied.<\/p>\n

The Sinister Location Of Darkness<\/h3>\n

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The motley torch wielding crew gathered near a lake in Louisiana just before the 3:00 AM The Devil’s Hour<\/a>. The crazed cultists re-christened the body of water to Crystal Lake<\/a> to throw off supernatural hunters. Jason stared confused for a bit as he witnessed two 3-foot tall Clurichauns bow before him while holding torches of green magical flames. a third one handed Jason a brand-new machete forged from mystical Underworld<\/a> metals coated in dark Leprechaun gold<\/a>. While in his presence they absorbed the bad luck<\/a> that permeates the very tissues of the Voorhees menace.<\/p>\n

The Brutality Of Jason Voorhees<\/h3>\n

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Collectable Friday The 13th Jason Voorhees Funko Pop Figure<\/a> [Amazon Ad]<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>Before the teen sacrifices could be brought forward Jason accidentally murdered a young Cult member. Nobody dared correct his mistake as the Clurichauns chuckled with dark glee. Soon enough 13 teens were presented to the vexing Voorhees. They were kidnapped from a school bus on the way to a wresting competition at a high school. Once released some tried to run while others put up a valiant fight using their wrestling skills.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, they were no match for the supernatural Jason full of blood lust on his heinous hunt! The dozens of Cult members at the alarming event re-captured the runaways as Jason began the brutal take down of the rest. He slayed three students before a terrific troop of Lucky Leprechauns<\/a> bolted from the woods to save the remaining students!<\/p>\n

Jason Retreats From The Specter Of Good Luck!<\/h3>\n

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Not even Jason with his connections to Hell was a match for the immense luck the Leprechauns wielded. He was repelled back into Crystal Lake and vanished under the dark surface. Thankfully, it was the Season Of Saint Patrick so the Leprechauns were actively tracking Clurichauns. They had no idea they stumbled upon a Voorhees Cult event, but their luck guided them to saving lives!<\/p>\n

The Clurichauns were quickly overwhelmed and retreated to parts unknown with two Leprechauns chasing after them! The rest of the tremendous troop took on the cult members who attempted to burn the fortunate fellows with their flaming torches. The flames were quickly extinguished by pure luck as the cult unsuccessfully tried to use dark magic against the Irish Lilliputians. They eventually retreated as a small team of Voorhees Vanquishers finally arrived on scene to capture a handful of the misguided individuals.<\/p>\n

The Resurrection Of The Fallen!<\/h3>\n

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Luckily, the tragedy of three fallen teens was reversed by The Easter Bunny<\/a> on Easter Sunday 2026<\/a>. The holy werehare brought the teens back to life at the Annual Easter Resurrection Ceremony<\/a> within Easter City<\/a> located in the Black Forest of Germany<\/a>. A special act beyond his usual one annual resurrection courtesy of Saint Patrick<\/a> Leprechauns luck and the highly heinous nature of these supernatural slayings! Naturally, the entire incident was covered up by the US Paranormal Defense Agency<\/a> that swooped in an hour later once the Leprechauns and Jason were gone! Read About The Teens Resurrected At The Easter Bunny’s Website…<\/a><\/span>\ud83d\udc07<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Voorhees Cult members were eagerly helped by Clurichauns, aka Dark Leprechauns, in the luring of foolish teens toward the murderous Jason Voorhees. The Clurichauns were naturally drawn to the bad luck wafting from the living dead entity of pure-bred evil! Although Jason is a loner as portrayed in the Friday The 13th movies, in reality he quietly accepts aid when it comes to leading him to worthy prey. Secretly, he enjoys the worship and attention of these<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":163583,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[108,198,199,880,22,127],"tags":[502],"class_list":["post-163449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-clurichauns","category-easter","category-easter-bunny","category-friday-the-13th","category-leprechauns","category-motion-pictures","tag-jason-voorhees"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163449"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163600,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163449\/revisions\/163600"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/163583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}