{"id":15792,"date":"2016-08-01T13:07:29","date_gmt":"2016-08-01T19:07:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/?p=15792"},"modified":"2016-08-01T13:07:29","modified_gmt":"2016-08-01T19:07:29","slug":"deranged-nut-zombie-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/deranged-nut-zombie-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"A Deranged Nut And Zombie Attack Rounded Out Our Friday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/kook-patrol.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2158\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-2158 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/kook-patrol-200x200.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/kook-patrol-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/kook-patrol-144x144.jpg 144w, http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/kook-patrol-150x150.jpg 150w\" alt=\"Kook Patrol\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a>It was about 2:15 PM Friday afternoon at Mystic Investigations headquarters as we went about our supernatural business. Everyone was looking forward to the fun filled weekend! Except\u00a0those of us who choose to sacrifice our personal time to patrol the community, and rid it of any metaphysical menaces. Most of our executives were out on paranormal investigations including our most powerful team members that included a Demi-Mermaid Witch, a telekinetic psychic, a human form werewolf, and an Ex-Navy Seal. Our vampire Executive VP was working from home. All was quiet, the way I like it, when all the sudden a crazy\u00a0chubby guy bursts into our sunny lobby. He was sweating profusely even though he was wearing a rather thin <span id=\"IL_AD7\" class=\"IL_AD\">Batman<\/span> t-shirt, and plaid shorts. \u00a0The weirdo was on his <span id=\"IL_AD5\" class=\"IL_AD\">cell phone<\/span> screaming about not wanting to be committed to the funny farm. \u00a0Our receptionist Barb Gerber was frozen in fear as he came flying at her with a wild look in his deranged eyes. He bellowed,\u201dSomebody help me! They\u2019re after me! I don\u2019t want to go to the looney bin!\u201d \u00a0He was so loud that most of us working upstairs\u00a0heard the commotion. \u00a0As <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/xavier-remington\/\">President of Mystic Investigations<\/a> I immediately sprung into action, and bolted from my office to the 2nd <span id=\"IL_AD1\" class=\"IL_AD\">floor<\/span> balcony looking down into the lobby. The rest of the <span id=\"IL_AD2\" class=\"IL_AD\">employees<\/span> upstairs came running up behind me. <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/blog\/kook-zombie\/\">Read The Rest On Our Supernatural Stories Blog&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was about 2:15 PM Friday afternoon at Mystic Investigations headquarters as we went about our supernatural business. Everyone was looking forward to the fun filled weekend! Except&nbsp;those of us who choose to sacrifice our personal time to patrol the community, and rid it of any metaphysical menaces. Most of our executives were out on paranormal investigations including our most powerful team members that included a Demi-Mermaid Witch, a telekinetic psychic, a human form werewolf, and an<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[159,421,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mystic-investigations","category-supernatural-stories","category-zombies"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15796,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15792\/revisions\/15796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}