{"id":15335,"date":"2016-07-15T14:20:05","date_gmt":"2016-07-15T20:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/?p=15335"},"modified":"2016-07-15T14:20:42","modified_gmt":"2016-07-15T20:20:42","slug":"frankenfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/frankenfish\/","title":{"rendered":"Dark Act Passes Congress Giving Free Reign To Fiendish FrankenFish!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/killer-frankenfish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-368\" title=\"The Deadly Killer Frankenfish Of Evil!\" src=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/killer-frankenfish.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"333\" height=\"198\" \/><\/a>A mad scientist, named Lars Alsvik, has stolen various <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Genetically_modified_organism\" target=\"_blank\">GMO<\/a> fish parts from labs across the country.\u00a0 These genetically modified fish are already considered dreaded notorious Frankenfish! \u00a0However the mad scientist Lars has stitched the various parts together and reanimated the new fishy corpses to create a blasphemous\u00a0breed of darn\u00a0deadly Frankenfish that lusts for human flesh first and foremost, but will viciously rip apart any living thing with grand glee! \u00a0Lars has recently maliciously released his creations in various lakes, ponds, rivers, and streams across the North American continent.\u00a0 Some say he works for a clandestine organization run by top flight royals, and plutocratic elites,\u00a0who wish to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/environment\/2011\/feb\/18\/geo-engineering\" target=\"_blank\">geoengineer<\/a> this planet into their disturbing vision of dark reality&#8230;.<a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/supernatural\/killer-frankenfish-alert\/\">Read The Rest Of The Story On Our Paranormal Activity Forecast&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mad scientist, named Lars Alsvik, has stolen various GMO fish parts from labs across the country.&nbsp; These genetically modified fish are already considered dreaded notorious Frankenfish! &nbsp;However the mad scientist Lars has stitched the various parts together and reanimated the new fishy corpses to create a blasphemous&nbsp;breed of darn&nbsp;deadly Frankenfish that lusts for human flesh first and foremost, but will viciously rip apart any living thing with grand glee! &nbsp;Lars has recently maliciously released his creations<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15339,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[112,177,40,352],"tags":[669],"class_list":["post-15335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-animals","category-cryptids","category-frankensteins","category-paranormal-activity-forecasts","tag-frankenfish"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15335"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15342,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15335\/revisions\/15342"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}