{"id":14506,"date":"2016-05-30T16:49:18","date_gmt":"2016-05-30T22:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/?p=14506"},"modified":"2016-07-19T17:26:10","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T23:26:10","slug":"jabbas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/jabbas\/","title":{"rendered":"What Are Supernatural Jabba’s?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Jabba<\/a>Jabba’s are paranormal\u00a0monsters\u00a0named after the infamous Star Wars<\/a> character Jabba The Hutt<\/a>. \u00a0These relatively new Cryptids first began to appear in the 1950’s, and were merely classified as large scale cannibalistic\u00a0Shape Shifters<\/a> for a time until given the name Jabba in the mid 1980’s. \u00a0These are humans with a unique set of junk DNA. \u00a0Those usually responsible for superpowers<\/a> in Humans<\/a>. \u00a0These genes appear to interact with a combination of environmental pollutants such as\u00a0radiation, and various chemicals including unnatural food additives. \u00a0Soon after genetic activation the human subject acquires a monumental appetite despite having a low metabolism. \u00a0They quickly pack on the pounds, and at some point they set their eyes on small humans. \u00a0Upon their first foray into cannibalism they begin to develop shape shifting properties that allow them to devour large items they can swallow whole. \u00a0They can literally stretch their mouths, and digestive systems to accommodate all manner of objects including furniture, and sometimes small vehicles! \u00a0However they primarily crave humans in an almost zombie way. \u00a0They retain their sentient intelligence, and are alive so they are by no means zombies. Although their persona is obsessed with devouring everything in sight! \u00a0In addition even if these cannibalistic sickos get so desperate as to start eating corpses they won’t turn into Ghouls<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The Jabba’s eventually bloat up to several\u00a0tons or more in weight. \u00a0Their natural state is a grotesque blob of deformed blubber who limbs are barely\"\"<\/a>\u00a0visible amid their excessive flesh. \u00a0They will often have long periods of hibernation in desolate rural areas. Deep woods, and swamps are their favorites. Usually a body of water is nearby. \u00a0This low activity period goes on until they start to burn off too much fat, and then they shape shift to a human appearing mobile form so they can walk among us, and stalk their next meal! \u00a0At some point they grow so horizontally challenged that shape shifting ceases, and they eventually rot to death. \u00a0The average lifespan of a Jabba is only about 16 years or so! \u00a0In addition they are neither good nor evil. \u00a0Like Zombies they merely act on instinct. Therefore a\u00a0human who becomes a Jabba is exempt from negative Afterlife ramifications associated with murder. \u00a0This despite the fact that their human soul remains attached, and in anguish over the heinous culinary acts they have performed.<\/p>\n

Cryptozoologists have yet to find the specific\u00a0set of mechanisms that cause Jabbaism nor the cure. \u00a0However if caught, and supernaturally treated in \"\"<\/a>the early stages, a human can be restored to their former glory. There is no known defense against Jabba’s. \u00a0Even in their human shape shifting form beheading or lighting them ablaze causes them to shift back to blob form. \u00a0Often a 9 foot high pile of blubber several tons in weight. Their dense structure, and sheer mass make injuring them difficult, and the fat just seems to immediately fill in any wounds! \u00a0Even powerful paranormal beings seem to be no match for Jabba’s. Neither Demi-Demons<\/a>, vampires, werewolves, zombies, or even Hulks<\/a>\u00a0have had any success in defeating these gargantuan entities! The fantastical power of their fat is legendary! \u00a0Just think of a fight between the Incredible Hulk, and Angry Birds Big Terrance<\/a> as an example. Not even the most famous Shapeshifter, Slender Man<\/a>, was a match for a Jabba he came across in the early 1990’s! \u00a0Unfortunately just as he was about to be squashed into oblivion he chickened out and Teleported away to safety! Of course Slender has his own protection spell mechanism so it’s doubtful he would have died.<\/p>\n

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Jabba’s\u00a0aren’t demonic in nature so religious artifacts<\/a> have no effect. For reasons unknown they seem to be immune to even the most magnificent magics. Possibly some protection caused by a direct tapping into the supernatural human soul? If they don’t eat you whole then they’ll simply sit on you causing you to literally flatten like a pancake! \u00a0Your only defense is to run because that they don’t do very well moving fast even in their brief human forms. \u00a0That mass is still with them. It’s just extremely tight packed into their compact\u00a0form. Paranormal professionals have been able to capture, and contain Jabba’s in their hibernation state with the element of surprise, and special heavy lifting equipment of steel. \u00a0There are at least three live specimens currently locked away in secret underground supernatural facilities around the world. \u00a0Study continues into these deeply disturbing supernatural oddities!
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