{"id":1133,"date":"2017-08-07T07:07:32","date_gmt":"2017-08-07T13:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/?p=1133"},"modified":"2017-08-08T08:08:13","modified_gmt":"2017-08-08T14:08:13","slug":"can-vampires-eat-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/can-vampires-eat-food\/","title":{"rendered":"Can Vampires Eat Food?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"vampire-rose\"<\/a>Vampires<\/a> only require blood to survive. They can eat regular food but even a small portion acts as a mild poison. \u00a0It weakens them, and too much food can actually render them\u00a0unconscious\u00a0for hours. \u00a0During this time the food actually disintegrates into\u00a0nothingness inside their body by supernatural means. \u00a0Scientific analysis indicates that the individual vampire viruses that become apart of their cells swarm the food devouring it in lieu of the vampire. Within them the food is quickly vaporized by taking it apart at the metaphysical energy<\/a> level. \u00a0In the explosive process the\u00a0portions of the virus attacking the food disappears as well until a new individual virus replicates. This is why they get weak after eating. We think this is a good thing because it\u00a0temporarily prevents vampires from sucking blood from people.\u00a0A common Vampire Slayer<\/a> tactic to weaken vampires is to taint blood supplies with particles of food. Things such as garlic, or silver might be detected before they ingest it.<\/p>\n

Vampires have no appetite for anything but blood. They also don’t have human digestive mechanisms. \u00a0Most food tastes like nothing to vampires while blood is the sweetest of nectars. Interestingly enough\u00a0they can ingest alcohol, and water without issues. Since their is water in their bodies it is absorbed into their tissues. This includes alcohol which is mostly water. The other ingredients don’t strain the vampire virus.<\/p>\n

Vampires often partake of alcoholic\u00a0beverages in between the consumption of blood. Despite not being able to get drunk they can experience something like drunkenness when gorging on insane amounts of blood. Far more than the vampire virus can digest. Adding\u00a0alcohol,or blood to food brings out the flavor so they can at least taste it in their mouth for the experience before spitting it out. In order to fit into human social situations they will pretend to eat food, and then\u00a0discreetly use a napkin to get rid of it. However when food is doused adequately in alcohol or blood they can ingest more than usual without getting noticeably weak. \u00a0The only reason to eat food is to seal the illusion of their humanity to gain acceptance into human groups for nefarious or admirable purposes.<\/p>\n

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Vampires only require blood to survive. They can eat regular food but even a small portion acts as a mild poison.  It weakens them, and too much food can actually render them unconscious for hours.  During this time the food actually disintegrates into nothingness inside their body by supernatural means.  Scientific analysis indicates that the individual vampire viruses that become apart of their cells swarm the food devouring it in lieu of the vampire. Within them the food is quickly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24598,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vampires"],"aioseo_notices":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1133"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24603,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions\/24603"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}