1.0Ask Mystic Investigationshttps://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormalXavier Remingtonhttps://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/author/admin/rich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="pZj7pmpsnC"><a href="https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/fat-vampires/">Can Vampires Be Obese?</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/fat-vampires/embed/#?secret=pZj7pmpsnC" width="600" height="338" title="“Can Vampires Be Obese?” — Ask Mystic Investigations" data-secret="pZj7pmpsnC" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script type="text/javascript"> /* <![CDATA[ */ /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); /* ]]> */ </script> https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Fat-Morbidly-Obese-Vampire.jpg1017736We’ve seen various television shows and movies giving us the quintessential fat Vampire for comedic effect. The most infamous being Pearl from the movie Blade. It’s possibly humorous since an overweight vampire is in stark contrast with the beautiful beast of paranormal power we expect to be presented with. These fictional fat vamps fall into the somewhat overweight to morbidly obese range. The ultimate being the ones who are so huge that they can’t even move! They