{"id":1,"date":"2011-10-09T13:12:05","date_gmt":"2011-10-09T13:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal-news\/?p=1"},"modified":"2021-10-12T12:22:12","modified_gmt":"2021-10-12T17:22:12","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal-news\/hello-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vHbngpHfPJ8\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The local New Mexico news report above speaks of the efforts of Hugo Pecos, former director of the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency, to get a memorial for the agency placed in Albuquerque&#8217;s Civic Plaza.\u00a0 The now extinct agency was a minor agency absorbed into the current <a href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal-defense-agency\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Paranormal Defense Agency<\/a> which is a top-secret branch of the Department Of Defense.\u00a0 The PDA is responsible for most of the so-called &#8220;Men In Black&#8221; and deal in all supernatural beings including aliens, which is at the top of their list as being a threat to the government.\u00a0\u00a0 Although the US government has colluded with the &#8220;Greys&#8221; of Gliese 581c in the past.<\/p>\n<p>When it comes to real supernatural beings, such as vampires, werewolves, zombies, etc, the Paranormal Defense Agency delves more into research for military benefits.\u00a0 Since in reality, these beings aren&#8217;t much of a threat to the government, and rather only a threat to individual citizens, and perhaps whole communities when it comes to zombies. Our government is under the control of the planet&#8217;s evil billionaires and royal plutocrats. They&#8217;re only interested in the self-preservation of their power. This is especially true at the top-secret levels out of the view of common citizens.\u00a0 In fact, the government has developed an artificial zombie virus, based on the supernatural zombie virus, that it may release if the people ever revolted against the unconstitutional regime.\u00a0 Let us hope this never happens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The local New Mexico news report above speaks of the efforts of Hugo Pecos, former director of the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency, to get a memorial for the agency placed in Albuquerque&#8217;s Civic Plaza.\u00a0 The now extinct agency was <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal-news\/hello-world\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency<\/span><span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[201,5,6],"tags":[200],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-government","category-vampires","category-zombies","tag-paranormal-defense-agency"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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