{"id":3462,"date":"2017-07-21T23:07:42","date_gmt":"2017-07-22T04:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/?p=3462"},"modified":"2017-07-21T23:07:42","modified_gmt":"2017-07-22T04:07:42","slug":"largest-super-soaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/largest-super-soaker\/","title":{"rendered":"The Planet&#8217;s Largest Super Soaker!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  id=\"_ytid_46437\"  width=\"1200\" height=\"675\"  data-origwidth=\"1200\" data-origheight=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sMcVfEt6Di0?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;disablekb=0&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nThis monstrous bad boy of a super soaker delivers maximum mayhem when dealing with denizens of demonic darkness. When loaded with <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/what-is-holy-water\/\">holy water<\/a> blessed by a certified priest of most religions, you have yourself one hell of a paranormal repellant! No longer will hordes of vampires, werewolves, and other demonic based beings direct ferocious fright at you! Unfortunately zombies aren&#8217;t demonic based but the raw power of this water cannon will blast their rotted parts at least a block away with extreme prejudice! Until you&#8217;re able to get a stupendous super soaker like this you&#8217;ll have to settle for these <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2ujvIi9\">wonderful selections<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This monstrous bad boy of a super soaker delivers maximum mayhem when dealing with denizens of demonic darkness. When loaded with holy water blessed by a certified priest of most religions, you have yourself one hell of a paranormal repellant! No longer will hordes of vampires, werewolves, and other demonic based beings direct ferocious fright &#8230; <a title=\"The Planet&#8217;s Largest Super Soaker!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/largest-super-soaker\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Planet&#8217;s Largest Super Soaker!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":57,"featured_media":3464,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-halloween-toys","category-supernatural"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/57"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3462"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3466,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462\/revisions\/3466"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}