{"id":2681,"date":"2017-07-04T14:14:08","date_gmt":"2017-07-04T19:14:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/?p=2681"},"modified":"2025-08-30T17:13:38","modified_gmt":"2025-08-30T22:13:38","slug":"office-management-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/office-management-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"The Office Management Maelstrom Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A poem for those in office management or any position of pressurized power&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Offices.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3406 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Offices.jpg\" alt=\"Office Management\" width=\"534\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Offices.jpg 534w, https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Offices-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Office swimming in turmoil,<br \/>\nSwaying you toward tin foil,<br \/>\nAll gaze upon you for hope,<br \/>\nyearning to toss them a rope,<br \/>\nyou wish for sanity if only a glint,<br \/>\nWell here it is your <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2tNMfvM\">chocolate mint<\/a>!&#x1f36b;<\/h2>\n<h2>By Xavier Remington\u00a0| <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/mystic-poetry\/\">Mystic Poetry Portal<\/a> |<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Verse-Dark-Chocolate-Mint-Squares\/dp\/B0F19D77TZ?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.1EzC62rthINAtF-PHaQXWZUx15-_R7IunZIuonvBHt0_yYy8yDMzmkDn23fWpkE2w6qJYFSr7DNnWM4H1UQsXMfikhdjqWkCsoG06zQ6YWQSGDqmRPaOVbbWWxEZRIpTdfh0Sp-Kdl51rtxJ5bSHDerPBxr2NRgS4Fse0178aL1QaJliYiBe97HvdmI95X2BbqtdHLAALN4Zi02gEkL0aWrMvEKlQ7JwNoxW8YLdP3oO1abjq4yMyz4vpGcDYhnazxUKBLA0HDu3m_lUXlIwmUzl7rDTgPFbysU5HiuVLHA.HSaopzENJ73Gv3VbBi0BlK8Mvv3Zd6kOhTM8Xi2KiJE&amp;dib_tag=se&amp;keywords=dark%2Bchocolate%2Bmint&amp;qid=1756591840&amp;sr=8-2-spons&amp;sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&amp;th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=mystic-investigations-20&amp;linkId=caf8740e141480b396376419da62585f&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/mystic.name\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Mint-Chocolate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"369\" height=\"369\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"https:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=mystic-investigations-20&amp;l=li3&amp;o=1&amp;a=B001G0MG00\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After reciting them the poem you leave them a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Verse-Dark-Chocolate-Mint-Squares\/dp\/B0F19D77TZ?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.1EzC62rthINAtF-PHaQXWZUx15-_R7IunZIuonvBHt0_yYy8yDMzmkDn23fWpkE2w6qJYFSr7DNnWM4H1UQsXMfikhdjqWkCsoG06zQ6YWQSGDqmRPaOVbbWWxEZRIpTdfh0Sp-Kdl51rtxJ5bSHDerPBxr2NRgS4Fse0178aL1QaJliYiBe97HvdmI95X2BbqtdHLAALN4Zi02gEkL0aWrMvEKlQ7JwNoxW8YLdP3oO1abjq4yMyz4vpGcDYhnazxUKBLA0HDu3m_lUXlIwmUzl7rDTgPFbysU5HiuVLHA.HSaopzENJ73Gv3VbBi0BlK8Mvv3Zd6kOhTM8Xi2KiJE&amp;dib_tag=se&amp;keywords=dark%2Bchocolate%2Bmint&amp;qid=1756591840&amp;sr=8-2-spons&amp;sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&amp;th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=mystic-investigations-20&amp;linkId=caf8740e141480b396376419da62585f&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl\">high quality mint chocolate<\/a>! 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