{"id":2630,"date":"2016-08-06T15:54:31","date_gmt":"2016-08-06T20:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/?p=2630"},"modified":"2016-08-06T16:01:26","modified_gmt":"2016-08-06T21:01:26","slug":"urban-vampire-prank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/urban-vampire-prank\/","title":{"rendered":"Urban Vampire Prank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HPJiI_IK-3o\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Urban-Vampire.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2648\" src=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Urban-Vampire-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Urban Vampire Prank\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Urban-Vampire-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Urban-Vampire-144x144.jpg 144w, https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Urban-Vampire-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>The video above is a guy disguised as a vampire for the purpose of scaring people in a city at night! Realistically if a <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/vampires\/\">Vampire<\/a> actually did this he&#8217;d have to be nuts because he&#8217;d attract the attention of\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/vampire-slayers\/\">Vampire Slayers<\/a>, Paranormal Investigators, Supernatural Crime Fighters, and even the <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal_defense_agency.htm\">US Paranormal Defense Agency<\/a> rather quickly. Especially in an urban setting! \u00a0If they didn&#8217;t get him then the global vampire shadow government ruled by <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/vampire-government\/\">Transylvanian Royals<\/a> would send Enforcers &amp; Knights to stake this fool to ashes!<\/p>\n<p>Although the governments of the world are aware of the existence of vampires various plutocrats with political power prevent a full out global vamp hunt. \u00a0Naturally such a war on vampires would eventually expose their existence, and like a great many things the governments like to keep them secret to prevent public panic. If vampires were to be exposed to the world\u00a0through video evidence\u00a0then the citizens would demand such a war whether the plutocrats want it or not! \u00a0The only vampires that would perform such a silly blatant public exposure are those who could care less about vampire royalty, those who drank some manner of tainted blood, or newborn vampires who have escaped their sires.<\/p>\n<p>All this being said if you spot what appears to be a vampire then don&#8217;t take a chance! Flee the scene immediately, and head for the nearest church or garlic laden Italian restaurant!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The video above is a guy disguised as a vampire for the purpose of scaring people in a city at night! Realistically if a Vampire actually did this he&#8217;d have to be nuts because he&#8217;d attract the attention of\u00a0Vampire Slayers, Paranormal Investigators, Supernatural Crime Fighters, and even the US Paranormal Defense Agency rather quickly. Especially &#8230; <a title=\"Urban Vampire Prank\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/urban-vampire-prank\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Urban Vampire Prank<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":57,"featured_media":2648,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,53,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-halloween-pranks","category-vampires","category-videos"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/57"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2630"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2650,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2630\/revisions\/2650"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}