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\"\"<\/a>\"\"In a Parallel Universe Hillary Clinton parlays her infamous public speaking gagging fits into a lucrative Hall’s Cough Drops<\/a> endorsement after losing her 2016 Presidential bid. She coughs her way across the country going through a bag of Clinton Formula Halls every day!\u00a0 Along the way she pulls in $100,000 or more speaking of her puzzling plight as a victim of daily dry heaving syndrome. Hillary gives thanks to the good folks down at Hall’s for making her fantastical phlegm ridden fits less hellish! Together she, and Mondelez International<\/a> (Owner Of Halls) work feverishly to find a cure for her horrifying whooping cough<\/a> level hacking!<\/p>\n

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Sometime in 2023 it’s discovered that a piece of Donald Trumps sapient self-aware wig lodged itself in her throat when she coughed it up during a \"\"speech.\u00a0 Investigators linked it back to Trumps head, and a sinister conspiracy was unraveled that revealed Donald Trump indeed commanded his wondrous wig to sabotage Hillary’s Presidential bid well in advance of the final candidate selection.\u00a0 Due to lack of evidence Trump was exonerated from major wrong doing. However his wig was convicted, and sentenced to life in a Styrofoam head prison for wayward wigs.\u00a0 Trump was forced to go bald but sported a cheesy comb over as ordered by the Federal courts.\u00a0\u00a0 Hilary Clinton went on to live a cough free life as a commercial actor for a variety of health, and feminine products.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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