{"id":2007,"date":"2018-03-24T06:03:31","date_gmt":"2018-03-24T11:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/?p=2007"},"modified":"2024-03-09T15:06:17","modified_gmt":"2024-03-09T21:06:17","slug":"zombie-gnomes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/zombie-gnomes\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Gnomes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SturamaLips\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Gnome-Zombie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2009 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Gnome-Zombie-217x300.jpg\" alt=\"Gnome Zombie\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Gnome-Zombie-217x300.jpg 217w, https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Gnome-Zombie.jpg 271w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aabshxjvfiotaqdnbzwi\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=5B6dimccSfs&amp;bids=241335.01182138&amp;type=2&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/>You may have been seeing more depictions of <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2pCyY5q\">Zombie Gnomes<\/a> on the Internet lately.\u00a0 This is due to the fact that they actually only came into existence in recent years.\u00a0 Generally, the zombie virus only affects humans but some years ago a new supernatural strain surfaced that infects isolated populations of the Gnome community.\u00a0 Since <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/gnomes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Gnomes<\/a> eat children it&#8217;s not really a tragedy to watch these little immortal bastards eventually rot into oblivion as walking dead corpses. It&#8217;s rumored that a misguided witch mutated the zombie virus and cursed it upon a group of Gnomes for devouring her child!\u00a0 Unfortunately, as Lilliputian zombies, they now pose a threat to everyone! Especially children!\u00a0 Thankfully the Zombie Gnome virus can&#8217;t be passed on to humans so most will only have a chunk of flesh bitten out of them unless they&#8217;re attacked by a hoard of the little Devils. They&#8217;ll finish you off like a group of hungry sharks!<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 156px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00FFG9XBG\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B00FFG9XBG&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=mystic-investigations-20&amp;linkId=RX5V46DJRATOHDIG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;ASIN=B00FFG9XBG&amp;Format=_SL250_&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=mystic-investigations-20\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"166\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">You know you&#8217;re in trouble when this monstrous menace comes crawling out of the bowels of your garden!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Zombie Gnomes can&#8217;t be stopped in the same way normal human origin <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/zombies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Zombies<\/a> can be stopped. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=mystic-investigations-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B00FFG9XBG\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/>That being brute force annihilation of their brains or bodies! These tiny suckers are resilient and regenerate rapidly! Complete incineration via hot flames is the only sure way to completely eradicate the Gnome Zombie menace! Unfortunately, there are no protections such as religious artifacts.\u00a0 Nor do the few normal <a href=\"http:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/paranormal\/how-do-you-repel-a-zombie\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Zombie Repellents<\/a> work on these horrifying Gnomes.\u00a0 Zombie Gnomes don&#8217;t have a fear of adults, loud noises, or <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2Lmb8pK\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Garden Gnome Statues<\/a> like standard Gnomes do. This paranormal phenomenon is simply too new. More research needs to be done on these hellish creatures!<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re looking for a safe way to instill fun loving Zombie Gnome terror in the hearts of Trick O Treaters then try the <a href=\"https:\/\/spirit-halloween.fandom.com\/wiki\/Zombie_Gnome_Sidestepper\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sidestepping Dancing Zombie Gnome Doll Decor<\/a>.\u00a0 You can have this crazy little doll sidestepping itself into some kind of demented Irish jig in your haunted Halloween graveyard or haunted house.\u00a0 Of course, some might just laugh at the little-zombified loon! \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/spirit-halloween.fandom.com\/wiki\/Zombie_Gnome_Sidestepper\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Learn more about the Animated Zombie Gnome Doll.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oddly enough despite the addition of the standard zombie guttural growling sounds Zombie Gnomes still will perform a random <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NaKKSEROaR0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">snide sinister cackle<\/a> as a normal Gnome would.\u00a0 It&#8217;s merely a reflex action as they are no longer self-aware, and are simply mindless flesh eating machines!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may have been seeing more depictions of Zombie Gnomes on the Internet lately.\u00a0 This is due to the fact that they actually only came into existence in recent years.\u00a0 Generally, the zombie virus only affects humans but some years ago a new supernatural strain surfaced that infects isolated populations of the Gnome community.\u00a0 Since &#8230; <a title=\"Zombie Gnomes\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/zombie-gnomes\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zombie Gnomes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":57,"featured_media":2009,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,86,7,73,20],"tags":[245],"class_list":["post-2007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-animated-halloween-props","category-gnomes","category-halloween-decorations","category-halloween-shopping","category-zombies","tag-zombie-gnomes"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/57"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2007"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7929,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007\/revisions\/7929"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mysticinvestigations.com\/halloween-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}